Angry Birds War 24 PBP Commentary

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Ramsy Ricochet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alex Skinner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Ricochet
vs
Skinner

182 cm
19
185 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

182 cm
19
185 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good chin

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Experienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ramsy Ricochet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Alex Skinner!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ricochet stuffs the takedown attempt from Skinner. Skinner gets slowly back to his feet.

Ricochet clinches up with Skinner and pushes him back against the cage.
Skinner has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Ricochet is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Skinner doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

Ricochet's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Some wild striking there from Skinner.
Skinner with a poor takedown
and Ricochet counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Ramsy Ricochet has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Alex Skinner.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Skinner has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Ricochet stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Ricochet wants it to stay on the feet.

Skinner manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Ricochet on his heels. He'll look to pass Ricochet's guard now, I'm sure.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Skinner works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Ricochet knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Skinner on the ground.
Ricochet is breathing heavily.
Skinner wants to take a breather but Ricochet is having none of it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ricochet trying to hold on to Skinner's head to control him but Skinner postures up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Ricochet is staying active underneath Skinner, who seems content to just control the action from this position.

Skinner seems to be looking for submissions.
Nice strikes from Skinner there.

Skinner seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Ricochet is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Alex Skinner!

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energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
61%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Sven Ludwig (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Milan Sol (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Ludwig
vs
Sol

185 cm
20
199 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

185 cm
19
185 lbs
1 - 4 - 0

Good takedowns
Good knees
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Very confident

//buriedALIVE// Fight Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Sven Ludwig!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Milan Sol!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Anni Minnemäki and Arvi Lind.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ludwig fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Sol has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Sol darts in looking for a takedown but Ludwig gets double underhooks and turns Sol into the cage.
Ludwig lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Ludwig fakes the leg kick and cracks Sol in the body.
Ludwig throws an overhand right that lands on Sol's shoulder, as Sol tries to avoid the shot.
Sol is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
We've been hearing reports that Ludwig has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Ludwig lands with a kick to the temple. Sol shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"

It looks like Milan Sol has been cut.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Ludwig. Sol shrugs it off though.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Ludwig.
Sol looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Ludwig is fending him off so far but Sol persists. Nope, Ludwig circles away and we're back to standing.
Sol takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Sol looks winded!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sol shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Ludwig counters with a nice low kick that buckles Sol's knee momentarily.
Sven Ludwig has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Milan Sol.
Ludwig throws a nice outside leg kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Ludwig.
Ludwig connects with a solid leg kick.
Ludwig fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Sol on the side of the head.
Ludwig throws a sloppy head kick and Sol moves out of range easily.
Ludwig scores with a spinning back kick!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ludwig connects with a leg kick. Sol looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Sol stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Ludwig.
Sol shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Ludwig but Ludwig pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Ludwig connects with a solid leg kick.
Ludwig throws a leg kick which misses Sol's front leg but catches the back leg as Sol tries to avoid it.
Sol has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Ludwig.
Ludwig scores with a push kick.
Ludwig lands a big head kick that sends Sol to the canvas! Ludwig follows up with strikes from the mount that forces the ref to step in and stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Sven Ludwig!
Sven Ludwig decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.

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energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
73%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hemfsford Jowars (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Iku Turso (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hemfsford Jowars has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Jowars
vs
Turso

210 cm
32
211 lbs
6 - 6 - 0

190 cm
21
215 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Brawler
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Hemfsford Jowars!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Iku Turso!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Marco Blurström and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Turso stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
An inside leg kick lands from Turso.
Jowars is looking to clinch.
Jowars tries to work over Turso's front leg with a kick but Turso checks it.
Jowars dodges the punch combination from Turso.
Jowars seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Turso cracks a nice hook into Jowars's ribs.
Turso lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.

It looks like Hemfsford Jowars has been cut.
A jab from Turso finds it's way through Jowars's defenses.
Turso thows a body kick. Jowars tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Jowars throws a sloppy head kick
and Turso counters with a stiff right hand.
Jowars really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jowars tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Turso counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jowars tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Turso swivels and escapes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jowars throws a sloppy head kick

and Turso counters with a nice right hand that sends Jowars toppling to the canvas! Jowars scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Turso finish him?!

Jowars is rocked!
Jowars shoots in looking for a takedown but Turso manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Jowars's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Turso thinks about the counter body kick.
Turso scores with a shot to the body.
Jowars is breathing heavily.
Turso throws an overhand right that has Jowars reeling! Turso follows up with more punches and Jowars is out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Iku Turso!

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C
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energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
79%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Ace Spaceman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gustavo Carballo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ace Spaceman has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Spaceman
vs
Carballo

180 cm
25
185 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

150 cm
25
185 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Brawler
Solid chin

Amped Performance

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ace Spaceman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Gustavo Carballo!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Roosa Järviläinen and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Carballo instigates a clinch.
Spaceman is looking for a takedown.
Carballo is trying to push Spaceman away but Spaceman has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Spaceman keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Carballo's efforts to push away.
Spaceman drops down looking for an ankle pick but Carballo pulls his leg out and moves away.

Carballo drives through with a takedown into Spaceman's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Carballo is standing up over Spaceman. Spaceman looks to escape but Carballo dives into side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Carballo just content to control the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Carballo decides to take the fight back to the feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spaceman fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Carballo avoids it really well and circles away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ace Spaceman. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Carballo dives in and scores a takedown into Spaceman's guard.
Spaceman wants to get back to his feet but Carballo passes into half guard.
Spaceman is trying to get back to full guard.
Carballo tries to stand but can't do so whilst Spaceman controls his leg.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spaceman wants to improve his position but Carballo is controlling well.
It looks like Carballo is going to stand back up.
Carballo passes the guard and advances to mount!
Spaceman on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Spaceman tries to get out of the position.
Carballo misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Spaceman is flailing around like a fish out of water, trying to land strikes.
Carballo throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Spaceman is flailing around, obviously not happy about being mounted. Carballo locks hold of one of his arms and spins for an armbar. He's got it! Spaceman is forced to tap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Gustavo Carballo!

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energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
33%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Spider Rico (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Paul Shit Break (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Rico
vs
Shit Break

189 cm
19
215 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

182 cm
19
208 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
KO power

Good takedowns
Good kicks
Experienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Spider Rico!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Paul Shit Break!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Tarja Halkonen and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shit Break looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.

Rico moves into the clinch successfully.
Rico is trying to pull guard but Shit Break turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Rico tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Shit Break smiles and moves away.

Shit Break tries to keep at a distance but Rico has taken the fight into the clinch.

Rico jumps guard and drags Shit Break to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.

Rico escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Shit Break gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Rico looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rico keeping moving, preventing Shit Break from controlling successfully.
Shit Break is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.

Rico is looking for a triangle but Shit Break pushes his legs off easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shit Break controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Shit Break's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
Rico avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Shit Break tries to free his leg and advance position but Rico is retaining full guard.

Rico looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Shit Break is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Shit Break pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Rico is keeping the position for now.
Shit Break is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.

Rico escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Shit Break gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.

Rico looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Shit Break pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Rico is keeping the position for now.

Rico has his foot on Shit Break's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Shit Break works his way back into a safe position though.

Rico is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Shit Break defends well.
Shit Break wants to pass the guard but Rico is keeping the position.
Shit Break trying to control the position from guard on top but Rico is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rico looking to control.

Rico has his foot on Shit Break's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Shit Break works his way back into a safe position though.

Rico is looking for a triangle but Shit Break pushes his legs off easily.
Rico keeping moving, preventing Shit Break from controlling successfully.
Shit Break might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Rico haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.

Rico fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Shit Break, pushing him back against the cage.
Shit Break jumps guard but Rico stands there with Shit Break around his waist. Shit Break gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Shit Break is trying to break free.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Shit Break is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Shit Break is trying to force a seperation but Rico has the dominant position.
Rico jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Shit Break walks away with a smile on his face. Rico gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Spider Rico. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Rico gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Rico jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Shit Break walks away with a smile on his face. Rico gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Rico displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Shit Break throws out the jab.
Shit Break fails in his attempt to clinch.
Shit Break wants to clinch.
Shit Break misses with a low kick.

Rico closes the distance and pushes Shit Break back into the cage.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Rico tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
A frustrated look appears on Shit Break's face as he tries to break the clinch.

Rico ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Rico no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.

Rico is looking for a triangle but Shit Break pushes his legs off easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Spider Rico dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Rico closes the distance and pushes Shit Break back into the cage.
Rico jumps guard but Shit Break stands there with Rico around his waist. Rico gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Rico fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Shit Break wants to break the clinch but can't.

Rico jumps into guard, dragging Shit Break to the mat.

Rico is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Shit Break is aware though and is defending well.
Shit Break passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Rico is looking to regain half guard here but Shit Break keeps moving and retains side control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shit Break wants to lay and pray for a moment but Rico keeps working.
Shit Break working away.
Rico is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Shit Break can do to turn this around?
Rico prevents Shit Break from moving into mount.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rico struggling a bit here.
Rico has one of Shit Break's arms on lockdown, trying to prevent him from doing any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Shit Break staying calm.
Rico regains half guard.
Rico is in trouble now - Shit Break has advanced to mount!
Shit Break sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Shit Break wants to control the pace but Rico is squirming around nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rico tries to lock up and control but Shit Break gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Rico is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Shit Break can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Rico is looking to escape.
Rico sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Shit Break is trying to control. Rico wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Rico trying to control here.
Still in half guard, Shit Break seems content to control.

Rico looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Shit Break trying to control the action but Rico is working from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shit Break scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Rico moves into full guard.
Rico keeping moving, preventing Shit Break from controlling successfully.

Rico escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Shit Break gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.

Rico is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.

Shit Break avoids a guillotine attempt easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Shit Break throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Rico works some decent striking defense from the bottom.

Rico escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Shit Break gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Shit Break pushing down on Rico's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Shit Break content to control rather than advance.

Rico looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Shit Break wants to lay and pray for a moment but Rico keeps working.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Paul Shit Break will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Shit Break tries a head kick but it misses.
Rico tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Shit Break manages to circle out of the way.

Rico rushes Shit Break and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

Rico manages to pull guard.
Shit Break trying to control but Rico is working from the bottom.

Rico is looking for a triangle but Shit Break pushes his legs off easily.
Shit Break trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Shit Break trying to control but Rico is working from the bottom.

Rico is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Rico looking for a guillotine here but Shit Break defends easily.
Shit Break not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Rico is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Shit Break defends well.
Shit Break is pushing down on Rico's leg trying to pass to half guard. Rico is fighting to maintain full guard but Shit Break has managed to sneak the leg through.
Shit Break passes to side control.
Shit Break works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Rico tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Shit Break wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Shit Break trying to control the position but Rico is working away.
Rico wants to control but Shit Break postures up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shit Break wants to lay and pray for a moment but Rico keeps working.
Rico wants to control but Shit Break postures up.
Shit Break in side control, throwing shots but Rico defends.
Rico tries to buck Shit Break off but Shit Break is having none of it.
Shit Break postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Shit Break controls the position from side control.
Rico is looking for a sweep.
Shit Break is looking to take a break and control but Rico is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rico is trying to control Shit Break's posture but Shit Break avoids it.
Rico is looking to reverse the position.
Rico manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Shit Break trying to control the pace.

Rico actively working from the bottom here.
Rico keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.

Rico gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Rico fails to pull guard.
Rico is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Shit Break to keep the fight standing.
Rico blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Rico tries to pull guard but Shit Break forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Spider Rico. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Rico is trying to pull guard but Shit Break turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Stalling in the clinch from Shit Break.
Rico tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Shit Break smiles and moves away.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
The fight stays on the outside here - Rico looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Shit Break throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Rico tries to close the distance and clinch but Shit Break swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

Shit Break fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Rico, pushing him back against the cage.
Rico is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Shit Break to keep the fight standing.
Rico fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Shit Break is looking to control Rico's arms but Rico gets an underhook and turns him. Now Shit Break has his back to the cage.

And that's the end of the fight!
Paul Shit Break comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Shit Break has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 28:29
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 28:29
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Paul Shit Break!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
23%

Co-main event

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fausto Carsara (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jose Cajellon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Carsara
vs
Cajellon

184 cm
25
198 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

195 cm
24
211 lbs
4 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Fausto Carsara!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jose Cajellon!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Tarja Halkonen and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Carsara cracks Cajellon with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Cajellon takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Cajellon scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Carsara throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cajellon slips under a jab.
Cajellon tries a head kick but it misses.
Carsara looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Cajellon doesn't manage to clinch there - Carsara circles away.
Carsara throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Carsara misses the shot to the body.
Cajellon on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Carsara throws a sloppy body shot
and Cajellon counters with a two punch combo.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Carsara swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Carsara is looking to wear down Cajellon with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Cajellon lands with a kick to the temple. Carsara shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Carsara misses with a wild body shot.
Carsara throws a hook but Cajellon blocks it.
Cajellon staying out of range there.
Carsara throws a body punch but Cajellon moves out of range.
Fausto Carsara seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Carsara dips to his left and cracks Cajellon with an uppercut!
Cajellon throws a nice head kick!
Carsara throws a body shot but no joy.
Carsara throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Cajellon stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cajellon throws a head kick but Carsara moves out of range.
Carsara jabs at Cajellon's body.
Carsara just misses with a punch to the body.
Carsara lands a nice looking body shot.
Cajellon throws a head kick that misses.
Cajellon fails with an attempt to clinch.
Carsara scores with a hook to the body. Cajellon takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Cajellon looks winded!
Carsara looks to score with a jab to the body but Cajellon is just out of range.
Carsara scores with a sloppy right hand. Cajellon should have avoided that one.
Carsara throws a body shot but no joy.
Carsara moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromCajellon.
Carsara lands a nice shot that snaps Cajellon's head back.
Carsara dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Carsara lands with a cross.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Carsara lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Cajellon at a distance.
Carsara ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cajellon moves away.
Carsara lands with a nice body punch.
Nice cross by Carsara.
Carsara ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
A shot to the liver by Carsara. Beautiful body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Carsara drops Cajellon with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Cajellon looks back up at him and smiles so Carsara waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

Cajellon is rocked!
Carsara lands with a nice body punch.
Cajellon is still on wobbly legs! Can Carsara finish him?
Carsara stuns Cajellon with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Carsara swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Cajellon seems to have recovered his senses.
Cajellon walks straight into a right hand from Carsara - that's dropped him! Carsara jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Cajellon from any more punishment! Cajellon complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Fausto Carsara!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
89%

Main event

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Paul Nath (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Travis Randy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Nath
vs
Randy

175 cm
25
205 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

194 cm
25
215 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Counter fighter
Self confident

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Paul Nath!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Travis Randy!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A decent looking cross lands there for Randy.
The fighters circle momentarily. Randy darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Randy lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

Nath is rocked!
Nath walks into a straight right, dropping him to the canvas! Randy swarms him and finishes the fight with a hail of punches! What a brutal finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Travis Randy!