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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Rodrigo Augusto (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Reggie Ray (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Rodrigo Augusto!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Reggie Ray!
The judges for this bout are Fedor Mirinova, Aleksei Zolotukhin and Dmitry Maklakov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Augusto pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Augusto gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Ray tries to pull guard but Augusto holds him up against the cage and eventually Ray drops back down to his feet.
Augusto could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Augusto manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Augusto might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Augusto keeping moving, preventing Ray from controlling successfully.
Ray gets to his feet - Augusto follows without any prompting.
Ray avoids the head kick by Augusto.
Augusto misses the jab.
Ray throws a series of punches but Augusto avoids them all with ease.
Nice sprawl there from Augusto as Ray shoots in.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ray tries to keep at a distance but Augusto has taken the fight into the clinch.
Ray wants to break the clinch but can't.
Ray wants a takedown.
Rodrigo Augusto has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Reggie Ray.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Augusto pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Augusto doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Ray.
Augusto closes the distance and clinches.
Ray is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Ray fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Augusto gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
Augusto throws a big elbow that misses.
Augusto trying to control the position from guard on top but Ray is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Ray wants to get back to his feet but Augusto is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Augusto content to stall in guard here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Augusto stands up from Ray's guard - Augusto perhaps looking for a knockout.
Augusto darts in and clinches Ray up against the cage.
Augusto displaying some good clinch control by pressing Ray up against the cage.
Augusto decides to pull guard.
Augusto is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Ray is aware though and is defending well.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ray loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Ray not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Augusto keeping moving, preventing Ray from controlling successfully.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ray throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Augusto works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Ray avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Augusto is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Augusto passes to side control.
Augusto wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Ray, who protects the arm well.
Augusto advances nicely into full mount.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Augusto is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Ray has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Augusto connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Ray is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Augusto avoids the attempt from Ray to control.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Augusto wants to finish this one by submission but Ray is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Augusto.
Ray is wriggling around trying to escape.
Augusto is controlling this nicely and is looking to make no mistakes. Ray is trying to wiggle out of this horrible position. Ray flips to his side and attempts to get a leg in for half guard. Augusto anticipates the leg and manages to get behind Ray and secures both hooks! This could be bad! Augusto slips an arm under Ray chin and tries to position for a rear naked choke. Augusto has worked the choke in now and it looks tight. Augusto is squeezing on Ray like an anaconda would it's prey. Ray fails to tap and has fallen unconscious! We've got ourselves a winner by way of a rear naked choke!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Rodrigo Augusto!
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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Tamas Prochazka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mike Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The key to victory for Tamas Prochazka has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Tamas Prochazka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Mike Jones !
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Sergei Dronov and Fedor Mirinova.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Prochazka jabs at Jones 's body.
Jones ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Prochazka getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Jones pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jones throws a right and a left that Prochazka avoids nicely.
Jones throws an off balance right hand
and Prochazka counters with a straight right hand.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Jones is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Prochazka is defending well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Prochazka working aggressively here.
Jones blocks an uppercut.
Prochazka lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Jones backwards.
Prochazka misses with the head strike.
A shot in the inside from Prochazka.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jones pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Donk. Prochazka catches Jones right on the button with a cross.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Prochazka blocks a head kick by Jones .
Prochazka was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Prochazka seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Prochazka lands a really nice looking cross but Jones seems unphased.
Prochazka digs a good body shot into Jones 's ribs.
Prochazka keeps the fight on the outside.
Prochazka with a hook.
Nice defenses there by Jones .
Jones on the wrong end of a nice hook.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Prochazka.
Jones is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Jones is rocked!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Prochazka takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Jones slips under a jab from Prochazka.
A big left from Prochazka misses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jones fails with a takedown attempt.
Jones throws a right hand that misses
and Prochazka counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Jones thinking.
Jones has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Jones has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Jones is defended easily by Prochazka.
Prochazka appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Tamas Prochazka has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mike Jones .
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Prochazka is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Jones closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Jones breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Jones defending well as Prochazka loads up on a big left hand.
Jones is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Prochazka ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Jones on the wrong end of a nice hook.
A swing and a miss from Jones .
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Prochazka darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Prochazka crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Jones - the referee stops the clock and Prochazka gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Jones . Prochazka manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Jones has his takedown stuffed
and Prochazka counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jones needs to keep his hands up - Prochazka had a free shot at his head there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Prochazka slips a jab and a cross from Jones .
Jones shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Prochazka pinned against the cage. Prochazka gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Prochazka throws a left that rocks Jones and follows with a right that sends him tumbling to the canvas! Prochazka dives into side control, looking to finish! Can Jones regain composure!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Tamas Prochazka dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Jones tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Prochazka manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
A punch combination from Jones misses.
Jones is looking to clinch but Prochazka is avoiding it.
Prochazka scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Jones doesn't seem bothered though.
Prochazka is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jones can do to turn this around?
Jones looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Prochazka is fending him off so far but Jones persists. Nope, Prochazka circles away and we're back to standing.
Prochazka tests Jones 's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Jones walks into a straight right hand from Prochazka.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Prochazka lands a really nice looking cross but Jones seems unphased.
Jones throws a nice looking combination but Prochazka bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
An attempted straight right counter from Prochazka misses the target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Prochazka throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jones swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Prochazka lands a lovely overhand right.
Prochazka lands a slapping body shot.
A lazy body kick from Jones
and Prochazka makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Jones tries to clinch
enabling Prochazka to counter with a crisp jab.
Tamas Prochazka is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Prochazka cracks Jones with a good jab.
Jones is still on wobbly legs! Can Prochazka finish him?
Prochazka uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jones .
An attempted straight right counter from Prochazka misses the target.
Jones seems to have recovered his senses.
Jones takes one on the chin but seems OK.
The fight stays on the outside here - Jones looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Prochazka thuds a left hand into Jones 's body.
Prochazka misses with a two punch combination.
Jones throws a counter combo.
Donk. Prochazka catches Jones right on the button with a cross.
Tamas Prochazka seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Prochazka throws a lazy right hand but Jones sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Prochazka lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Jones takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Jones on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Prochazka drops Jones with a huge uppercut! Jones drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Prochazka is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tamas Prochazka!
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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between James Keziah Delaney (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sammy Zelaya (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Zelaya's choice of entrance music: A.B.C. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.
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185 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, James Keziah Delaney!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Sammy Zelaya!
The judges for this bout are Aleksandr Martynov, Ivan Kurochkin and Aleksei Zolotukhin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Delaney keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Delaney works the jab nicely.
It looks like Sammy Zelaya has been cut.
Zelaya has his takedown stuffed
and Delaney counters with a crisp right hand that drops Zelaya! Delaney lets Zelaya back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Zelaya is rocked!
Zelaya circles to his right, straight into a beautiful hook by Delaney. Zelaya falls face first into the canvas - great knockout victory for Delaney!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). James Keziah Delaney!
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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Joe Sexy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mike Antouro (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Joe Sexy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Mike Antouro!
The judges for this bout are Viktor Lagutenko, Valeri Chadov and Vladimir Khabensky.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Antouro misses with a double jab.
Sexy pushes Antouro up against the cage in a clinch.
Knees to the body from Sexy.
Sexy with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Sexy is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Sexy lands a nice knee to the body.
A right handed body shot lands from Sexy.
Antouro wants to break the clinch but can't.
Sexy lands a right hand.
Antouro is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Sexy lands a body shot.
Antouro is trying to force a seperation but Sexy has the dominant position.
Sexy with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Sexy lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Antouro or not.
Antouro wants to break free but Sexy has control.
Sexy unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Antouro is trying to push Sexy away but Sexy has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Antouro wants to break free but Sexy has control.
A right hand to the body from Sexy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sexy lands a knee to the head.
Sexy lands a nice uppercut.
Sexy scores with a shoulder strike.
Good body shot from Sexy.
Sexy connects with a nasty looking knee right to Antouro's face.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Sexy.
Antouro takes a shot to the head.
Still in the clinch, Sexy scores with a nice short uppercut.
Antouro has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Antouro tries to break free but Sexy pushes him back against the cage.
Sexy lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Nice body punch from Sexy - that landed with a thud.
Antouro wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A right handed body shot lands from Sexy.
A short right from Sexy.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nice body punch from Sexy - that landed with a thud.
Antouro is trying to break the clinch but Sexy has him pressed against the cage.
Sexy landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sexy scores with a hook to the body.
Sexy gets through Antouro's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Sexy lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Sexy pushes Antouro back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Sexy keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Antouro's efforts to push away.
Antouro is trying to break the clinch but Sexy has him pressed against the cage.
Antouro is trying to break the clinch but Sexy has him pressed against the cage.
Sexy utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Antouro tries to break free but Sexy pushes him back against the cage.
Antouro working hard to break the clinch.
A short right from Sexy on the inside.
Antouro looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Antouro avoiding damage as Sexy throws knees to the body.
Antouro is looking to break free of the clinch but Sexy has double underhooks.
Sexy using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Antouro looks winded!
Sexy lands a body punch.
Sexy working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sexy works on Antouro's body with a couple of short punches.
Sexy lands a body punch.
Sexy connects with a knee to the head.
A knee to the head by Sexy.
Sexy is leaning against Antouro and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A nice left hand lands by Sexy.
Sexy lands a knee to the head.
Sexy lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Sexy lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Sexy is leaning against Antouro and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Sexy with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sexy makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Sexy lands a knee to the body.
Sexy scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Sexy working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Sexy working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Sexy obliges.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A nice right hand lands inside from Sexy.
Sexy connects with a nasty looking knee right to Antouro's face.
Antouro is rocked!
Sexy working the clinch nicely. Antouro is working for position but Sexy cracks him with a big knee to the head! Antouro crumples up against the cage and Sexy lands two more shots before the ref can save Antouro! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee & Punches). Joe Sexy!
The defeated Mike Antouro had this to say: 'Losing is a part of life. I will learn from this and come back stronger then ever!'.
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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Nicholas Tessier (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Swollen Piss Bladder (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Nicholas Tessier!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Swollen Piss Bladder!
The judges for this bout are Vladimir Khabensky, Dmitry Maklakov and Viktor Lagutenko.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tessier defending well as Piss Bladder loads up on a big left hand.
Nicholas Tessier seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A cross from Piss Bladder lands.
Piss Bladder staying out of range there.
Piss Bladder throws a shot to the body.
Tessier throws a nice looking combination but Piss Bladder bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A combination from Tessier does no damage.
Piss Bladder stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Piss Bladder throws a body punch but Tessier moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tessier walks into a left hand.
Piss Bladder lands a jab to the head.
Tessier darts in trying to clinch
and Tessier takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Tessier is rocked!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tessier works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Piss Bladder connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Tessier throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Tessier really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Tessier misses with the combination.
A countering left hand to the body from Piss Bladder misses.
Tessier gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Piss Bladder thuds a left hand into Tessier's body.
Piss Bladder displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Tessier throws out the jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tessier moves into the clinch.
Tessier using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Piss Bladder has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Tessier struggles to land a body shot inside as Piss Bladder controls his hands.
Piss Bladder breaks from the clinch.
Piss Bladder moves out of range of the body kick from Tessier.
Nice defenses there by Tessier.
Piss Bladder comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Piss Bladder connects with a crisp jab.
Tessier misses with an uppercut. Piss Bladder saw that one coming.
No joy there for Tessier, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Piss Bladder misses with a straight right.
Tessier looks to land a body kick but Piss Bladder moved away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Piss Bladder keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Piss Bladder is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Tessier had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Tessier wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Piss Bladder takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Tessier lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Piss Bladder at a distance.
Piss Bladder connects with the punch.
Piss Bladder lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Tessier at a distance.
Tessier throws a poor cross that misses
and Piss Bladder cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Tessier drives through and clinches with Piss Bladder against the cage.
Piss Bladder breaks the clinch.
Tessier looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Piss Bladder lands a big uppercut and Tessier crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Tessier looks OK. Piss Bladder waves Tessier back to his feet!
Oh Tessier is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tessier ducks under a wild hook from Piss Bladder.
Piss Bladder ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Tessier seems to have got his legs back now.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Piss Bladder scores with a jab.
Tessier walks straight into a right hand from Piss Bladder - that's dropped him! Piss Bladder jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Tessier from any more punishment! Tessier complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Swollen Piss Bladder!
Swollen Piss Bladder decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Borys Hund (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yvan Noe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Noe has chosen Trick Daddy - Fuck the other side as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Borys Hund!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Yvan Noe!
The judges for this bout are Sergei Dronov, Ivan Kurochkin and Dmitry Maklakov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hund takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Hund staying out of range there.
Hund shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Noe sprawls well. Noe wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Hund gets slowly back to his feet.
Noe's jab looks to have found its range, popping Hund under the eye.
Noe catches Hund with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Hund shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Noe but Noe pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Noe appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Noe has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Hund is landing a low percentage of strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Noe tests Hund's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Hund shoots for a double leg takedown but Noe sprawls well. He's pushed Hund's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Noe doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Borys Hund. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Noe stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Noe wants it to stay on the feet.
A right-left combo lands from Noe.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Noe with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Hund with a lazy takedown attempt
and Noe counters with a straight right hand.
Yvan Noe is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Noe scores with a nice strike.
Hund is rocked!
Noe lands a brutal uppercut that launches Hund off his feet! Hund tumbles to the floor, barely conscious - the referee jumps in to save him from a beating! Wow, what an ending!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Yvan Noe!
Post fight, Yvan Noe took to the microphone: 'Winning isn't everything--but wanting to win is'.
Borys Hund spoke after the fight, saying 'I need a rope'.
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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Boris Kane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sausage McGriddle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kane kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Seek N Strike. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Boris Kane!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sausage McGriddle!
The judges for this bout are Ivan Kurochkin, Illya Tyunina and Aleksei Zolotukhin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kane scores with a hook to the body. McGriddle takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
McGriddle fails with a takedown attempt.
McGriddle shoots in looking for a takedown. Kane tries to sprawl out of it but McGriddle keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Kane manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Kane scores with the left hand. McGriddle knows he should have avoided that one.
McGriddle with a poor takedown
and Kane counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
It looks like Sausage McGriddle has been cut.
Boris Kane has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sausage McGriddle.
McGriddle with a poor takedown
and Kane counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps McGriddle thinking.
We've been told by Kane's head coaches at Rabid Dog that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
McGriddle has his takedown stuffed
and Kane counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kane slaps away a takedown attempt from McGriddle, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Kane looking to land some kicks to the body here.
McGriddle doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Kane counters with a nice body shot.
McGriddle looks winded!
McGriddle fails with the takedown
and Kane counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
McGriddle is rocked!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kane Throws a clean left jab. Kane Twirls his body and connects with a Spinning Back Fist that connects flush with McGriddle's chin! McGriddle crumbles to the ground and Kane follows up with some unanswered strikes. It's all over!! Nice standup skills displayed by Kane!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Boris Kane!
Boris Kane retains his welterweight title!
A victorious Boris Kane thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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