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CNOB 10 - Norris of Chucking PBP Commentary |
Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Bennyilmari Haitarila (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Raphael Thates (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bennyilmari Haitarila has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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182 lbs
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170 lbs
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Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bennyilmari Haitarila!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Raphael Thates!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Tiny Johnson and Frank Dennis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Haitarila drops Thates with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Thates looks back up at him and smiles so Haitarila waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Thates is rocked!
It looks like Raphael Thates has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Thates shoots for a double leg takedown but Haitarila sprawls well. He's pushed Thates's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Thates is still on wobbly legs! Can Haitarila finish him?
Haitarila swinging wildly here.
Haitarila connects with a superb combination that knocks Thates out cold! The referee charges across the mat and tackles Haitarila before he can land any more shots to the unconscious Thates!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Bennyilmari Haitarila!
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Oscar King (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rusty Shackelford (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Shackelford comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Airplanes kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Oscar King has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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270 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Oscar King!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rusty Shackelford!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Gwen Towbar and Tiny Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No joy there for King, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Shackelford scores with a leg kick.
King avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
King takes a swing at Shackelford's ribcage but misses.
Shackelford tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but King paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Shackelford scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Shackelford swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Shackelford misses the shot to the body.
Shackelford tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Shackelford blocks a head kick by King.
King fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Shackelford looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Shackelford connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between King's hands.
Shackelford is looking to clinch.
Shackelford connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
King keeps the fight on the outside.
Shackelford throws a combination that misses
and King counters with a left and a right that stings Shackelford.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
King throws a head kick that misses.
King shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Shackelford manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Shackelford looking for a sweep. Not yet Shackelford, not yet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Shackelford punching to the body, from the bottom.
King would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
King is breathing heavily.
King won't allow Shackelford to sweep him here.
Shackelford keeping moving, preventing King from controlling successfully.
Shackelford is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst King is controlling him.
Shackelford has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
King showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Shackelford uses the cage to get back to his feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
King swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Shackelford counters with a straight right hand.
King on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Rusty Shackelford seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Shackelford.
King walks into a straight right hand from Shackelford.
King throws a leg kick but Shackelford checks it.
King takes a kick to the side of the head.
Shackelford connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Shackelford getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Shackelford doesn't manage to clinch there - King circles away.
Shackelford scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Rusty Shackelford is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Shackelford lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Shackelford scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Left hook, right uppercut from Shackelford.
Shackelford throws a body punch but King moves out of range.
Shackelford throws a series of punches but King avoids them all with ease.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shackelford misses with a double jab
enabling King to counter with a crisp jab.
Shackelford tries to clinch but King moves out of range.
Shackelford is looking to clinch but King is avoiding it.
King throws a head kick that misses
and Shackelford counters with a low kick, right behind King 's knee.
Shackelford thumps King with a low kick.
Shackelford looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Shackelford misses with the combination.
Shackelford moves in looking to clinch but King pushes him off.
Shackelford throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
King takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Shackelford misses with a two punch combination.
Shackelford instigates a clinch.
Shackelford is trying to work for a single leg takedown but King pulls him back up using the underhooks.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shackelford is trying to drag King to the mat but King just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Shackelford tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. King just stands there and leans against the cage.
Oscar King has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rusty Shackelford.
King wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Shackelford has him pressed against the cage.
A short right from King on the inside.
Shackelford tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. King smiles and moves away.
Shackelford throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Shackelford tries to clinch there but King circles away.
King takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Shackelford throws a series of punches but King moves out of range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
King pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Shackelford ducks under a wild hook from King.
Shackelford scores with a leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Rusty Shackelford dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Shackelford throws a left and a right that both miss
and Shackelford takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Shackelford tries to close the distance and clinch up but King swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Shackelford tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Shackelford has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
King throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Oscar King is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
King with a body punch. A glancing blow.
King throws a series of strikes that have Shackelford backpedaling.
Shackelford throws a combination that misses
and King counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Good leg kick by Shackelford there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Shackelford is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Rusty Shackelford seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Shackelford misses with a hook.
King is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Shackelford misses with a combination
and King counters with a left to the body.
Shackelford misses with a double jab
and King counters with a nice double leg into guard.
King has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Shackelford is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
King won't allow Shackelford to pass to mount.
King is trying to stand back up but Shackelford is controlling him
Shackelford controlling the action here.
Shackelford is looking to advance position but King won't allow it.
Shackelford is keen to just control but King is a slippery customer.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Shackelford prevents King from standing back up.
King is not content to let Shackelford control the position.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Shackelford looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
King defending well as Shackelford loads up on a big left hand.
Shackelford misses with a looping right.
Shackelford throws a combination that misses
and King counters with a left and a right that stings Shackelford.
Shackelford ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Shackelford delivers a nice body kick.
Shackelford goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shackelford throws a right and a left that both miss.
Shackelford throws a right hand that King ducks under and follows up with a left that King also avoids with ease.
A solid leg kick lands there for Shackelford.
Shackelford misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A nice combination there by King.
Shackelford tries to close the distance and clinch but King swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
King slips a straight right by Shackelford.
King moves away from the strike by Shackelford.
King throws a head kick that misses.
Shackelford misses with the combination.
King circles away from the clinch attempt
and King counters with a nice body kick.
King lands a jab-cross combination.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shackelford misses with a combination
and King counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Shackelford avoids a punch combination nicely.
Shackelford connects with a solid leg kick.
Shackelford throws a combination that misses
and King cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Shackelford looks to land a combination but King avoids it well.
King goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
King looks to land a combination. Shackelford sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Shackelford has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Shackelford slaps away a takedown attempt from King, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Shackelford throws a left and a right that both miss
and King cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Shackelford throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by King.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Oscar King dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Shackelford is looking to clinch.
Shackelford tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but King paws at him with a jab and circles away.
King takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Shackelford tries to clinch up.
King throws a series of punches but Shackelford moves out of range.
Shackelford moves into the clinch.
Shackelford is trying to work for a single leg takedown but King pulls him back up using the underhooks.
King gets underhooks to prevent Shackelford's takedown attempt.
Shackelford tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Oscar King has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rusty Shackelford.
King tries to circle away but Shackelford has him pinned against the cage.
King leaning his opponent against the cage.
King works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Shackelford bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in King's guard.
Shackelford loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Shackelford gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
King avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
King throws a head kick that misses
and Shackelford counters with a nice low kick that buckles King's knee momentarily.
Shackelford chopping away at his opponent's legs.
A punch combination from Shackelford misses.
A right-left combo lands from Shackelford.
Shackelford wants to clinch.
A head kick by King misses
and Shackelford counters with a left and a right that stings King.
Shackelford defends well against a solid takedown attempt from King.
King keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Shackelford misses with a wild combination.
A solid body kick from Shackelford.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
King connects with a high kick.
Shackelford misses with a jab to the body
and King counters with a shoot takedown. Shackelford fights it but they end up in guard.
Shackelford manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. King manages to get himself to full guard.
Shackelford wants to stand but King has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
King is wriggling around but Shackelford manages to pass to half guard.
King on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if King tries to get out of the position.
Shackelford is trying to control the action in half guard but King is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Shackelford stands up out of the half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shackelford scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Shackelford throws a head kick but King moves out of range.
King looks to land a combination. Shackelford sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
King uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Shackelford.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by King!
King tries to clinch but Shackelford moves out of range.
Shackelford tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but King paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Shackelford thows a body kick. King tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Shackelford dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on King. That did some damage!
Shackelford falls off balance throwing a combination
and King counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Shackelford tests King's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Shackelford swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shackelford swinging wildly here.
King lands a lovely overhand right.
Shackelford misses with a straight right.
Shackelford throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and King counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
King changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
No joy there for King, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
King scores with a jab to the head.
King throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Shackelford.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
King circles away from the clinch attempt.
King tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
King misses with a combination
and Shackelford counters with a left and a right that stings King.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Oscar King.
I think King has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge George Francis scores the fight 29:28
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 29:28
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Oscar King!
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Harry Sonofabeetch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Matt Joones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Sonofabeetch might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to the theme from the x files. Matt Joones has the eye of the tiger tonight.
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286 lbs
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240 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
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Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Harry Sonofabeetch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Matt Joones!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Alan Glass and George Francis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Joones shoots in but Sonofabeetch avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Sonofabeetch misses with a few strikes there.
A combination from Sonofabeetch does no damage.
Sonofabeetch drops Joones with a beautiful combination! Joones stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Sonofabeetch is looking for the KO!
Joones is rocked!
It looks like Matt Joones has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Some wild striking there from Sonofabeetch.
Joones is still on wobbly legs! Can Sonofabeetch finish him?
Sonofabeetch misses with a wild combination.
Sonofabeetch shakes his hands by his side, trying to relax. Joones takes his eyes off the ball for a moment - Sonofabeetch sees the opportunity and cracks him with a massive hook! Joones bends double and collapses on top of himself - he's out! The crowd are going absolutely nuts! Wow, what a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Harry Sonofabeetch!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bojur Kufhki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hans Von Hassenmussendussenberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Von Hassenmussendussenberg's choice of entrance music: Gunther - Ding Ding Dong . Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bojur Kufhki!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hans Von Hassenmussendussenberg!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Chris Downing and Alan Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kufhki takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Kufhki on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
A combination from Von Hassenmussendussenberg does no damage.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Nice jab there from Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Kufhki wants to slow Von Hassenmussendussenberg down by chopping away at his legs.
A lazy left from Von Hassenmussendussenberg finds it's target.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a body shot.
Jab, jab by Von Hassenmussendussenberg - just one landing.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a two punch combo.
Kufhki lands with a thumping leg kick.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg misses with a double jab.
Kufhki ducks right into an uppercut from Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
A head kick misses from Kufhki.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg thuds his right hand into Kufhki's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Kufhki walks into a straight right hand from Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Von Hassenmussendussenberg duly obliges.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice uppercut lands for Von Hassenmussendussenberg. That snapped Kufhki's head back.
Kufhki tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a jab to Kufhki's midsection.
Kufhki walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a series of punches but Kufhki moves out of range.
Hans Von Hassenmussendussenberg seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a slapping body shot.
Kufhki is breathing heavily.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg's corner calls for a 1-2. Von Hassenmussendussenberg obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Kufhki takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kufhki closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg cracks a nice hook into Kufhki's ribs.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Kufhki had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Jab from Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Kufhki is rocked!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a glancing blow to the side of Kufhki's head.
Oh Kufhki is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a monster overhand right that drops Kufhki! Von Hassenmussendussenberg follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hans Von Hassenmussendussenberg!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartmen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Denny Crane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Crane's choice of entrance music: TOUCHED. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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215 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Eric Cartmen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Denny Crane!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Wesley Smith and George Francis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crane throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Cartmen was covering up waiting for the punch and Crane finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Crane avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Crane avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cartmen is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Cartmen is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Cartmen is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Crane defends well.
Crane is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Cartmen has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Crane is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Cartmen.
Cartmen is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Crane tries for a kimura but Cartmen is defending well.
Crane tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Crane has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Crane in side control, working for a kimura. He's got hold of an arm and he's torquing it... Cartmen is tapping! That's the end of the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Denny Crane!
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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Karstulan Markiisi TinoHeffe Kiisseliniska (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ronimus Roidrage (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Karstulan Markiisi TinoHeffe Kiisseliniska has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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203 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Karstulan Markiisi TinoHeffe Kiisseliniska!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ronimus Roidrage!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, George Francis and Alan Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kiisseliniska throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Roidrage sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Kiisseliniska throws a right and a left that Roidrage avoids nicely.
Kiisseliniska throws a hook but Roidrage blocks it.
Roidrage avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Roidrage connects with a single shot there.
Kiisseliniska avoids the body shot from Roidrage.
Jab, jab by Kiisseliniska - just one landing.
A big right from Kiisseliniska misses.
Some wild striking there from Kiisseliniska.
Kiisseliniska is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Roidrage.
Roidrage wants to clinch.
Kiisseliniska misses with a double jab.
Roidrage slips a straight right by Kiisseliniska.
Kiisseliniska takes a shot right to the bread basket.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Roidrage misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kiisseliniska.
Kiisseliniska looks to land a left hand but Roidrage moved out of range nicely.
Kiisseliniska throws a body punch but Roidrage moves out of range.
Roidrage just misses with a punch to the body.
Roidrage gets cracked there but stands up to it.
A big left from Kiisseliniska misses.
Roidrage walks straight into a right hand from Kiisseliniska - that's dropped him! Kiisseliniska jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Roidrage from any more punishment! Roidrage complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Karstulan Markiisi TinoHeffe Kiisseliniska!
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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dariyus SinivalkoinenKokoomus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bolo Yang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dariyus SinivalkoinenKokoomus could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Bolo Yang's chin.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dariyus SinivalkoinenKokoomus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bolo Yang!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, George Francis and Stewart Dunkirk.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Yang shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Yang showed some decent athleticism there.
SinivalkoinenKokoomus keeps control of the position for the meantime.
SinivalkoinenKokoomus is looking to improve his position.
SinivalkoinenKokoomus is controlling Yang's position as best he can from this difficult position.
Yang prevents SinivalkoinenKokoomus from improving his position.
Yang not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Yang is thwarting SinivalkoinenKokoomus's attempts to control the position.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
SinivalkoinenKokoomus kicks Yang off and gets back to his feet.
SinivalkoinenKokoomus throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Yang sees it coming and avoids it easily.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by SinivalkoinenKokoomus.
Yang throws a leg kick but SinivalkoinenKokoomus sees it coming and moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Yang fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but SinivalkoinenKokoomus avoids it really well and circles away.
SinivalkoinenKokoomus lands with a straight right. Yang didn't see that one coming.
SinivalkoinenKokoomus scores with a crisp jab that stopped Yang in his tracks.
SinivalkoinenKokoomus circles away from the clinch attempt.
SinivalkoinenKokoomus throws a nice looking combination but Yang bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Yang is looking to clinch.
SinivalkoinenKokoomus throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jab by SinivalkoinenKokoomus.
SinivalkoinenKokoomus digs a good hook to Yang's body.
Yang is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Yang moves out of range as SinivalkoinenKokoomus strikes.
Yang takes one on the button.
Yang uses good head movement to avoid the hook from SinivalkoinenKokoomus.
SinivalkoinenKokoomus lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
SinivalkoinenKokoomus misses the shot to the body.
Yang closes this distance looking for a takedown but SinivalkoinenKokoomus circles away.
Yang gets cracked with a nice right hand there by SinivalkoinenKokoomus.
Dariyus SinivalkoinenKokoomus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
SinivalkoinenKokoomus connects with a jab and follows up with a big overhand right! Oh that's hurt Yang! He's out on his feet! SinivalkoinenKokoomus rushes in and drops Yang with another big right hand, forcing the referee to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Dariyus SinivalkoinenKokoomus!
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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Pantero Athrox (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Roy Hornie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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165 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pantero Athrox!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Roy Hornie!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Robert Twigg and Cecil Peabody.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hornie misses with a takedown attempt - Athrox sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Hornie shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Athrox as he avoids it easily.
Hornie ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Athrox moves away.
Athrox feints and as Hornie raises his hands in defense, Athrox changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Hornie keeping moving, preventing Athrox from controlling successfully.
Athrox pushes down on Hornie's leg and manages to get into half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Athrox is controlling the pace.
Athrox trying to mount his opponent but Hornie defends it.
Hornie wants to get back to his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Athrox seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Hornie does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Hornie is looking to control Athrox's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Hornie avoid being mounted?
Athrox wants to control but Hornie is keeping him busy.
Athrox keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Athrox maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Hornie could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Athrox has cracked it and Hornie is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Athrox!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Pantero Athrox!
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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between killa bazilla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Martti Skeletor Kastelukannuberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). killa bazilla has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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202 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, killa bazilla!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Martti Skeletor Kastelukannuberg!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, George Francis and Cecil Peabody.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
bazilla lands with a shot to the body.
Kastelukannuberg tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from bazilla is defended easily by Kastelukannuberg.
Kastelukannuberg fails in his attempt to clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
bazilla shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
bazilla avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
bazilla shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Kastelukannuberg pinned against the cage. Kastelukannuberg gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for killa bazilla. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice takedown defense from Kastelukannuberg. No joy for bazilla on that attempt.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Kastelukannuberg fails in his attempt to clinch.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
The fight stays on the outside here - Kastelukannuberg looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
killa bazilla dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
bazilla swats away the attempt to clinch by Kastelukannuberg.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
bazilla looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kastelukannuberg tries to close the distance and clinch up but bazilla swats him away and circles back towards the center.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
bazilla avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
bazilla really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
bazilla closes the distance and clinches up with Kastelukannuberg, looking for a takedown. bazilla pushes Kastelukannuberg against the cage but Kastelukannuberg circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
bazilla fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for killa bazilla. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Kastelukannuberg tries to close the distance and clinch but bazilla swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
bazilla swats away the attempt to clinch by Kastelukannuberg.
Kastelukannuberg moves in looking to clinch but bazilla pushes him off.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Martti Skeletor Kastelukannuberg showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
bazilla tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Kastelukannuberg paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Kastelukannuberg clinches but bazilla breaks the clinch
and bazilla counters with a single leg into guard. Kastelukannuberg didn't expect that.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kastelukannuberg is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Kastelukannuberg wants to get back to his feet but bazilla is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
bazilla stands and steps away. Kastelukannuberg gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Kastelukannuberg tries to clinch but bazilla moves away
and bazilla counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Kastelukannuberg's guard now.
bazilla wants to control from the top but Kastelukannuberg keeps moving.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
bazilla in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
bazilla lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Kastelukannuberg can't keep his opponent in guard - bazilla advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
bazilla is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Kastelukannuberg defends it well.
Kastelukannuberg wants to get back to his feet.
bazilla looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Kastelukannuberg with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
bazilla stops Kastelukannuberg from getting back to his feet.
Kastelukannuberg trying to keep hold of his opponent's head but bazilla manages to pass to mount!
bazilla looking to control but Kastelukannuberg is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
bazilla looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
bazilla will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kastelukannuberg tries to reverse the position but bazilla maintains control.
Kastelukannuberg tries to hold on but bazilla postures up.
Kastelukannuberg sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
bazilla wants to lay and pray for a moment but Kastelukannuberg keeps working.
bazilla is taking a breather. Kastelukannuberg says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
bazilla is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Kastelukannuberg is looking to improve his position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Kastelukannuberg trying to control here.
Kastelukannuberg is refusing to be controlled, as bazilla sits in half guard.
Kastelukannuberg gets full guard.
Kastelukannuberg looking for submissions from the bottom but instead bazilla passes into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
bazilla sitting and controlling from the half guard.
bazilla is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Kastelukannuberg is pressing down on bazilla's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
And that's the end of the fight!
killa bazilla showed his dominance in that final round.
Well bazilla has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 29:28
Judge George Francis scores the fight 29:28
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... killa bazilla!
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