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FARTMMA 20 PBP Commentary |
Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Near Joker (ranked 6347 p4p, 484 weight class) and Coli Addison (ranked 24843 p4p, 547 weight class). Coli Addison is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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246 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Near Joker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Coli Addison!
The judges for this bout are Fedor Mirinova, Illya Tyunina and Ivan Kurochkin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Addison throws a head kick that misses
and Joker makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Addison shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Joker counters with a straight right hand.
Addison looks winded!
Joker throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Joker scores with a head kick.
Joker buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Joker throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Addison should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Joker throws a nice inside leg kick.
Joker lands with a hook. Addison tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Joker lands a really nice looking cross but Addison seems unphased.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Joker throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Joker throws an overhand right that drops Addison like a sack of potatoes! Joker dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Near Joker!
Near Joker bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Cung Lingus (ranked 6315 p4p, 535 weight class) and Jason Abbott (ranked 7683 p4p, 564 weight class). Lingus comes to the cage accompanied by Ängie - Smoke Weed Eat Pussy. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Cung Lingus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jason Abbott!
The judges for this bout are Konstantin Menshow, Igor Prikhodko and Viktor Lagutenko.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Abbott swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
It looked like Lingus wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Lingus looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Lingus is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Lingus postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Abbott can't keep his opponent in guard - Lingus advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Lingus seems to be working for a kimura but Abbott defends the submission attempt.
Lingus is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Lingus maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Abbott could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Lingus has cracked it and Abbott is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Lingus!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Cung Lingus!
After the fight, Cung Lingus was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Killer Mr B (ranked 7562 p4p, 217 weight class) and Ray Vision (ranked 5010 p4p, 156 weight class). Ray Vision is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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BJJ Purple Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Killer Mr B!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ray Vision!
The judges for this bout are Fedor Mirinova, Vladimir Khabensky and Viktor Lagutenko.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vision throws a head kick but Mr B moves out of range.
A clash of legs there as Mr B blocks the low kick.
Vision dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Vision misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Mr B is looking for a counter combo.
Vision will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Mr B avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Mr B defending well as Vision loads up on a big left hand.
Mr B slips a jab from Vision.
Vision throws a low kick but Mr B avoids it.
We've been informed that Vision has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Vision pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Vision closes the distance and clinches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Vision lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Mr B backwards.
Vision lands a shot to the body.
Mr B is breathing heavily.
Vision tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Mr B avoids it.
Vision throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Vision breaks the clinch.
Vision tries a head kick but it misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mr B shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Vision looks for the body kick but Mr B saw that one coming.
Ray Vision is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A bone on bone clash there as Mr B blocks the leg kick.
Mr B uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Vision.
Vision misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Vision throws a leg kick that misses.
Vision throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Ray Vision seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Vision has closed the distance and engaged Mr B in a clinch.
A short right from Vision on the inside.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Vision.
A body shot lands from Vision.
Vision lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Vision looking to throw knees to the head but Mr B is blocking nicely.
Vision manages to break the clinch.
Mr B really is a fat lump.
Vision closes the distance and clinches.
Vision scores a nice knee to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vision throws an elbow but it misses.
Vision tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Mr B changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Vision fights it off and pushes away nicely.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mr B takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Vision scores with a leg kick.
Vision connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Mr B's hands.
Vision throws a head kick but Mr B moves out of range.
Mr B avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Mr B stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Vision.
Vision misses with a wild combination.
As Vision tries to get set, Mr B tries to push him back and clinch up but Vision manages to avoid the attempt.
Decent striking displayed by Vision there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vision throws a leg kick which misses Mr B's front leg but catches the back leg as Mr B tries to avoid it.
Vision throws a leg kick but Mr B checks it.
Vision throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Vision tries a head kick but it misses.
Mr B keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Vision throws a leg kick but Mr B sees it coming and moves out of range.
Vision throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Mr B's head.
Vision throws a chopping leg kick but Mr B manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Vision tried to score with a low kick but Mr B checks it.
Vision misses with a low kick as Mr B jumps back.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Vision lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Mr B has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Mr B and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Vision fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Mr B looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Mr B tries to clinch up but Vision circles away and keeps his distance.
Vision fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Vision cracks Mr B with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Vision is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vision tries a low kick but Mr B avoids it.
Vision uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Vision tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Vision pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Vision tried to score with a low kick but Mr B checks it.
Vision has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Good work by Mr B as he checks the leg kick.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Mr B checks a leg kick.
Mr B shoots in for a takedown but Vision shows good takedown defense.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Killer Mr B. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Vision wants to land a leg kick but Mr B is out of range.
Vision misses the shot to the body.
Mr B goes for a double leg but Vision avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Vision continues to drive forward.
Vision drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Mr B defends it well.
Vision throws a head kick that misses.
Vision's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Vision duly obliges.
It looks like Killer Mr B has been cut.
Vision shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Vision throws a low kick, looking for Mr B's leg but Mr B calmly moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ray Vision dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Killer Mr B's cut.
That's time! Mr B's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Vision fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Mr B is out of range.
Vision throws a solid leg kick but Mr B takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Vision.
Vision lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Vision scores with a jab. Mr B acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Vision misses with a low kick.
Vision has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Vision tries a head kick but it misses.
Vision tries a head kick but it misses.
Mr B moves out of range of the strikes.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Vision.
Mr B tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Vision paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Mr B blocks a head kick by Vision.
Mr B tries to counter with a takedown but Vision is quick to defend against it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Vision misses with a head kick.
Vision lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Mr B circles away quickly and effectively.
Vision throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Mr B checks a leg kick.
Nice uppercut there from Vision.
Killer Mr B is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Vision pivots, looking for a leg kick but Mr B is out of range and Vision settles back down.
A jab from Vision misses.
Vision misses with a head kick.
Excellent takedown into side control there by Mr B.
Mr B wants to control but Vision is keeping him busy.
Mr B wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Vision, who protects the arm well.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Vision wants to get back to his feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vision is trying to improve his position.
Who's going to make the next move?
Vision tries to bench press Mr B off him but Mr B keeps the position.
Vision wants to control but Mr B postures up.
Vision misses with an elbow from the bottom.
Vision is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vision is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Vision wants to improve his position but Mr B is controlling well.
Vision is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Mr B pulls his head out easily.
Vision is concentrating on defense, preventing Mr B from advancing position.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Vision tries to work over Mr B's front leg with a kick but Mr B checks it.
Vision throws a low kick but it's checked well by Mr B.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Good work by Mr B as he checks the leg kick.
Mr B seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Vision throws out a powerful jab.
Vision throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Mr B uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Vision.
Mr B wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Mr B blocks a leg kick.
Vision scores with a jab.
Vision tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Mr B tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Vision swivels and escapes.
Vision clinches with his opponent.
Good body shot from Vision.
Vision lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Vision manages to break the clinch.
Vision connects with a looping right hand.
Mr B avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Mr B checks a leg kick.
Mr B drops down looking for a counter takedown but Vision sprawls and moves away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ray Vision showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Killer Mr B's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
Jab by Vision.
Vision tries to land a leg kick but Mr B saw it coming and moves away.
Mr B fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Vision avoids it really well and circles away.
Vision throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Vision attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Vision tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Mr B is able to avoid easily.
Mr B uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Vision.
Vision throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Mr B on the side of the head.
Mr B shoots for a double leg takedown but Vision sprawls well. He's pushed Mr B's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Vision lands a really nice looking cross but Mr B seems unphased.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Vision swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Vision tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Mr B is able to avoid easily.
Vision tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Vision lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Mr B circles away quickly and effectively.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Vision takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Mr B looks to land a combination but Vision avoids it well.
Mr B shoots in looking for a takedown but Vision manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Mr B's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Killer Mr B. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Vision scores with the left hand. Mr B knows he should have avoided that one.
Mr B checks a leg kick nicely.
Vision is looking to chop away at Mr B's legs.
Vision lands a jab.
Mr B checks a low kick from Vision.
Vision tries to work over Mr B's front leg with a kick but Mr B checks it.
Vision connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Mr B shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Vision looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Mr B blocks a head kick by Vision.
Mr B throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Vision's waist but Vision gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Mr B off to one side.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vision misses with a low kick as Mr B jumps back.
Vision wants to land a leg kick but Mr B is out of range.
Mr B throws a counter high kick but Vision was just alert enough to avoid it.
Vision misses with a body kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mr B takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Ray Vision seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Vision pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Vision misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mr B.
Vision throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Mr B.
Vision throws a head kick but Mr B moves out of range.
Mr B changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Vision lands a jab to the head.
Vision just misses with a punch to the body.
Mr B tries to clinch but Vision is having none of it.
Vision looking to land some kicks to the body here.
As Vision tries to get set, Mr B tries to push him back and clinch up but Vision manages to avoid the attempt.
Vision with a nice cross.
Mr B checks a low kick from Vision.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vision thuds a left hand into Mr B's body.
Mr B tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Vision paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Good work by Mr B as he checks the leg kick.
Vision scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Mr B walks into a straight right hand from Vision.
Mr B has a takedown stuffed.
Mr B looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Vision connects with a nice looking jab.
Vision has managed to clinch.
Vision misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Mr B.
Mr B is trying to force a seperation but Vision has the dominant position.
Mr B avoiding damage as Vision throws knees to the body.
Mr B tries to pull guard but Vision holds him up against the cage and eventually Mr B drops back down to his feet.
Ray Vision is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vision lands a good knee to the midsection. Mr B won't want to take too many of those.
Vision is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Mr B is defending well for now.
Vision is pushing Mr B up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Nice body punch from Vision - that landed with a thud.
Vision scores with an uppercut up the middle.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A hook to the body from Vision.
Vision is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Mr B is defending well for now.
Vision cracks Mr B with a nice body shot.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Vision.
Killer Mr B has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Vision lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
And that's the end of the fight!
Ray Vision comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Vision winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Fedor Mirinova scores the fight 25:30
Judge Vladimir Khabensky scores the fight 25:30
Judge Viktor Lagutenko scores the fight 25:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ray Vision!
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hot Steel (ranked 4565 p4p, 146 weight class) and Reece Skeng (ranked 23764 p4p, 227 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Hot Steel!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Reece Skeng!
The judges for this bout are Konstantin Menshow, Aleksandr Martynov and Illya Tyunina.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Skeng tries to score a power double leg takedown but Steel sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Skeng somewhat.
Skeng closes this distance looking for a takedown but Steel circles away.
Skeng misses with a takedown
and Steel counters with a straight right hand.
Hot Steel has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Reece Skeng.
Skeng with a lazy takedown attempt
and Steel counters with a crisp one two that drops Skeng! Steel thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Skeng to his feet! Skeng is in big trouble!
Skeng is rocked!
Skeng with a poor takedown
and Steel counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Skeng thinking.
Skeng is still on wobbly legs! Can Steel finish him?
Skeng looks winded!
Steel fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Skeng has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Steel throws a pinpoint strike between Skeng's hands that connects right on the jaw and sends Skeng crashing to the floor! He's out before he even hits the mat and Steel scores a great knockout victory!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Hot Steel!
A relieved looking Hot Steel thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ra Tardferrus (ranked 4381 p4p, 140 weight class) and Bretton Pritcharf (ranked 24139 p4p, 244 weight class). Tardferrus comes to the cage accompanied by Headstrong "Trapt". There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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285 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Ra Tardferrus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Bretton Pritcharf!
The judges for this bout are Fedor Mirinova, Ivan Kurochkin and Vladimir Khabensky.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tardferrus gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Pritcharf to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Pritcharf scoring with punches to the head and body.
Pritcharf controlling from the top position.
Pritcharf's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
Tardferrus looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tardferrus is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Pritcharf defends well.
Pritcharf postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tardferrus is looking for a triangle here but Pritcharf uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.
Tardferrus regains half guard.
Pritcharf is nestled in close to Tardferrus, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Pritcharf wants to stand but Tardferrus has hold of a leg and an arm, so he's trapped for now.
Tardferrus looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Tardferrus manages to get to full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Tardferrus looking for a guillotine here but Pritcharf defends easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Pritcharf is in close to Tardferrus's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Pritcharf trying to stand up but can't free himself from Tardferrus's guard.
Pritcharf got a little sloppy there for a moment and Tardferrus has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Pritcharf has managed to get both his arms back between Tardferrus's legs - danger averted.
Tardferrus is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Pritcharf is aware though and is defending well.
Pritcharf must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Tardferrus is breathing heavily.
Tardferrus throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Pritcharf is stalling in the full guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tardferrus is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Pritcharf defends well.
Tardferrus working for a triangle but Pritcharf defends it easily.
Pritcharf is looking to stand up but Tardferrus won't let him.
Tardferrus is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Pritcharf looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Pritcharf working some strikes from top position.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Pritcharf lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Pritcharf avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Tardferrus is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Bretton Pritcharf will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Pritcharf closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Tardferrus quickly recovers to half guard.
Pritcharf takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Tardferrus looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Tardferrus looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pritcharf is controlling the pace.
Bretton Pritcharf has got the better of the ground game so far.
Tardferrus won't allow Pritcharf to pass to mount.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tardferrus looking for submissions off his back.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Pritcharf working the head and body with strikes.
Pritcharf stands up from half guard.
Pritcharf has taken the fight to the clinch.
Pritcharf gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
Tardferrus being controlled here, momentarily.
Tardferrus working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Pritcharf has passed into half guard!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pritcharf is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Tardferrus looking for submissions off his back.
Tardferrus looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Pritcharf content to control rather than advance.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
More stalling from Pritcharf.
Let's hope that Pritcharf has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Tardferrus looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Tardferrus actively working from the bottom here.
Pritcharf keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Pritcharf is continuing to stall.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Tardferrus actively working from the bottom here.
Pritcharf is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Bretton Pritcharf is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Pritcharf is trying hard to land a takedown here. Tardferrus sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Tardferrus is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Pritcharf.
Pritcharf darts in and clinches Tardferrus up against the cage.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Pritcharf avoiding damage.
Tardferrus is looking to take this one to the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bretton Pritcharf showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
Pritcharf is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Tardferrus's half guard.
Tardferrus has one foot on Pritcharf's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
Pritcharf misses with a head kick.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Tardferrus has been working on his balance at Fisticuffs, so perhaps that has help him stuff some of the takedown attempts by Pritcharf.
Pritcharf manages to pull guard.
Pritcharf has Tardferrus pulled in close to control his posture.
Tardferrus wants to pass the guard but Pritcharf is keeping the position.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pritcharf has a closed guard, preventing Tardferrus from standing up.
Tardferrus postures up.
Tardferrus trying to control the position from guard on top but Pritcharf is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Pritcharf is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Tardferrus defends well.
Tardferrus preventing the sweep.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Pritcharf darts in looking for a takedown but Tardferrus gets double underhooks and turns Pritcharf into the cage.
A momentary lapse in concentration from Tardferrus enables Pritcharf to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Tardferrus manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Tardferrus scrambles and gets back to his feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Pritcharf is defended easily by Tardferrus.
Tardferrus appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Tardferrus bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
You can see the frustration on Pritcharf's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Pritcharf really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Tardferrus. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tardferrus wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Pritcharf, who protects the arm well.
Tardferrus stands up and we're back to a striking position.
Ra Tardferrus has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Pritcharf takes the fight into the clinch.
Tardferrus looking to slow down the pace here.
Tardferrus struggles to land a body shot inside as Pritcharf controls his hands.
Tardferrus trying to land knees to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tardferrus tries to land knees in the clinch but Pritcharf avoids the damage to the body.
Tardferrus wants a takedown.
Tardferrus can't get the takedown.
Pritcharf escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Pritcharf has managed to clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Pritcharf.
Pritcharf manages to pull guard.
Pritcharf has control of Tardferrus's left arm, preventing Tardferrus from doing any damage.
Tardferrus trying to control the position from guard on top but Pritcharf is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Pritcharf escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Tardferrus gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Ra Tardferrus.
I think Pritcharf has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Fedor Mirinova scores the fight 28:29
Judge Ivan Kurochkin scores the fight 28:29
Judge Vladimir Khabensky scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bretton Pritcharf!
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Big Mac (ranked 5846 p4p, 179 weight class) and Ladimir Volkovniakoiv (ranked 3587 p4p, 121 weight class). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Big Mac!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Ladimir Volkovniakoiv!
The judges for this bout are Valeri Chadov, Dmitry Maklakov and Sergei Dronov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mac throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Volkovniakoiv moves into the clinch.
Our sources have told us that Mac has been working on his elbows in the gym.
Mac breaks the clinch.
A bone on bone clash there as Volkovniakoiv blocks the leg kick.
Mac moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
It looks like Ladimir Volkovniakoiv has been cut.
Volkovniakoiv moves out of range of the leg kick from Mac.
Volkovniakoiv fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Volkovniakoiv fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
A punch combination from Mac misses.
A lazy left from Mac finds it's target.
Mac leaves Volkovniakoiv with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Big Mac has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ladimir Volkovniakoiv.
Volkovniakoiv shoots in and drives through. Mac sprawls well.
Mac shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Volkovniakoiv's guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Volkovniakoiv has a closed guard, preventing Mac from standing up.
Volkovniakoiv has thrown up a leg looking for a triangle. Mac doesn't defend quickly enough and Volkovniakoiv has managed to lock this one up! Can Mac escape?! NO! He's tapping out! Damn, that was a quick submission - congrats to Volkovniakoiv on a fantastic submission victory.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Ladimir Volkovniakoiv!
Ladimir Volkovniakoiv tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
Big Mac spoke after the fight, saying 'My blood sugar started to run low and that is the only reason I lost, they should let a muthafucka to eat a candy bar or some shit during the fight.'.
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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Sasha Romaschenko (ranked 4487 p4p, 468 weight class) and Endersun Saliva (ranked 4724 p4p, 483 weight class). Saliva has chosen Ain't No Sunshine as his entrance music. Endersun Saliva is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Sasha Romaschenko!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Endersun Saliva!
The judges for this bout are Aleksei Zolotukhin, Sergei Dronov and Ivan Kurochkin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Saliva fakes the leg kick and cracks Romaschenko in the body.
Saliva scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Sasha Romaschenko seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Saliva throws a front kick that sends Romaschenko stumbling back into the cage.
Romaschenko clinches.
Romaschenko keeps control of Saliva as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Saliva tries to circle away but Romaschenko has him pinned against the cage.
Romaschenko jumps guard.
Romaschenko wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and Saliva manages to pass to side control.
Romaschenko is trying to maintain the position but Saliva is very close to passing his half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Romaschenko pushes Saliva off and gets back to his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Romaschenko steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Saliva. That one must have hurt.
Horrible takedown attempt by Romaschenko or perhaps it was just good defense by Saliva, which made it look bad.
Romaschenko is breathing heavily.
Nice body kick from Saliva.
Saliva lands with a kick to the temple. Romaschenko shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Saliva keeps the fight on the outside.
Saliva thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Romaschenko if he has to take too many more of those.
Romaschenko looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Romaschenko on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Saliva. Saliva obviously looking to wear him down.
Romaschenko takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Romaschenko takes a head kick and keeps coming.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Saliva lands a front kick.
Endersun Saliva is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Saliva scores with a head kick.
Saliva lands with a kick to the temple. Romaschenko shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Saliva explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Saliva throws a head kick that half lands.
Romaschenko takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Romaschenko takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Saliva throws a front kick that sends Romaschenko stumbling back into the cage.
Romaschenko on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Saliva moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Nice body kick there by Saliva.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Saliva works Romaschenko's body with a nice hook.
Saliva keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Romaschenko drops his hands momentarily and Saliva takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Saliva lands with a slapping head kick.
Saliva scores with a head kick.
Romaschenko is rocked!
The fighters circle, before Saliva throws a beautiful high kick that crashes into Romaschenko's neck, sending him stumbling to the floor! Saliva lands more strikes and forces a referee stoppage! That one ended in an instant!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick & Punches). Endersun Saliva!
Post fight, Endersun Saliva stared into the camera and said 'Steven Seagull taught me that shit.'.
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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Beef Stew (ranked 2645 p4p, 303 weight class) and Harumichi Bouya (ranked 3855 p4p, 394 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Bouya's choice of entrance music: Kill Jill Instrumental. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Beef Stew!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Harumichi Bouya!
The judges for this bout are Fedor Mirinova, Aleksandr Martynov and Viktor Lagutenko.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bouya slips under a jab from Stew.
Bouya is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Stew clinches with his opponent.
Nice body punch from Stew - that landed with a thud.
Stew lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Bouya or not.
Bouya stalls.
Bouya tries to circle away but Stew has him pinned against the cage.
Stew lands a nice shot to the body.
Stew tries to work over Bouya's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Stew scores with a shoulder strike.
Stew misses with a shot to the kidneys.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bouya prevents a body shot from Stew.
Bouya pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Stew bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Stew looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Beef Stew seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bouya swats away the attempt to clinch by Stew.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stew throws a low kick but Bouya moves out of range easily.
Bouya checks a leg kick.
Stew fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Bouya checks it well.
Stew misses with an attempted mid kick.
Bouya misses with a jab, cross combination.
A nice inside leg kick there by Stew. That's going to slow Bouya down.
Stew tries to work over Bouya's front leg with a kick but Bouya checks it.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Stew, right into the meat.
Stew avoids a punch combination nicely.
Stew throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Stew is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stew misses with a right hand
enabling Bouya to counter with a crisp jab.
Bouya throws a right and a left that Stew avoids nicely.
Stew misses with a straight right.
Stew scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Stew moves into range and connects with a jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Stew lands with an overhand left.
Bouya moves out of range of the leg kick from Stew.
Stew gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Bouya blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Stew tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch on the inside from Stew fails to land.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bouya.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bouya blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Stew tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Stew works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Stew misses with some punches.
Stew misses with some punches.
A frustrated look appears on Bouya's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Stew misses with a punch to the body.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Stew.
Stew swings wildly with an uppercut but Bouya uses good head movement to avoid it.
Stew tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Stew keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Bouya's efforts to push away.
Bouya looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Bouya blocks an uppercut.
Bouya looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Bouya.
Stew cracks Bouya with a nice body shot.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stew.
Bouya blocks an uppercut.
Stew works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Stew throws a punch but it's blocked by Bouya.
Stew throws a head punch that misses.
Stew misses with a punch to the body.
Stew lands with a left to the head.
Stew throws a punch but it's blocked by Bouya.
Bouya blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Stew throws a punch but it's blocked by Bouya.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bouya.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Stew creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Stew misses with a short punch on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Beef Stew dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Bouya looks to throw the jab but Stew is out of range.
Bouya lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Stew showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bouya.
Stew slips under a jab.
Stew ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
We've been told by Stew's head coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Bouya throws a series of punches but Stew avoids them all with ease.
Stew throws a nice outside leg kick.
Stew throws a leg kick that misses.
Stew is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bouya can do to turn this around?
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stew wants to land a leg kick but Bouya is out of range.
Bouya on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Stew. Stew obviously looking to wear him down.
Stew throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Stew lands with an uppercut that bounces Bouya off the cage and back into range.
Bouya blocks the body kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stew throws a poor cross that misses
and Stew takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Stew throws a lazy right hand but Bouya sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bouya unleashes a big counter combination but Stew bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Stew lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Stew is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Stew throws a hook but Bouya blocks it.
Bouya throws out a counter right but Stew avoids it with no problem.
Stew throws a body kick that misses.
Stew throws a big shot that misses.
Despite the aggression on Bouya's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Bouya throws a combination that misses
letting Stew counter with a right hand.
Bouya takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Beef Stew is winning the standup battle so far.
Bouya gets tackled into the cage by Stew. Stew maintains the clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Stew.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stew misses with a short punch on the inside.
Bouya blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Stew goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Stew tries to work over Bouya's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Stew tries to work over Bouya's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Stew has Bouya pressed against the cage, preventing Bouya from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Stew swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bouya's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Bouya in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stew throws a leg kick that misses.
Bouya misses with a two punch combination.
Stew fires out a quick counter leg kick but Bouya just manages to avoid it.
Bouya looks for the body kick but Stew saw that one coming.
Stew throws a push kick but Bouya slaps the foot to one side.
As Stew backs off Bouya throws a huge counter combo but Stew manages to avoid it all.
Bouya keeps the fight on the outside.
Bouya is looking for the big counter here.
Bouya tries to keep at a distance but Stew has taken the fight into the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stew throws a head punch that misses.
Bouya blocks a body shot from Stew.
Stew tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Stew working aggressively here.
Bouya is pushing Stew up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
A hook to the body from Stew.
Stew misses with the head strike.
Bouya prevents a body shot from Stew.
Stew lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A body shot lands from Stew.
Stew lands a shoulder strike.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stew misses with some punches.
Stew lands a body shot in the clinch.
Stew lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Bouya or not.
Stew throws a punch but it's blocked by Bouya.
Bouya blocks an uppercut.
Stew tries to throw a body punch but Bouya avoids it by throwing Stew back against the cage.
Stew misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bouya looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Stew throws a punch but it's blocked by Bouya.
Stew tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Stew misses with some punches.
Stew throws a head punch that misses.
Stew misses with the head strike.
Bouya blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Stew lands a shoulder strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Beef Stew dominated that second round.
That's time! Stew's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Stew scores with a jab.
Bouya throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bouya checks a low kick from Stew.
Stew throws an off balance right hand
and Bouya counters with a one-two to the body.
Stew dodges the punch combination from Bouya.
Bouya lands a nice looking body kick.
Bouya swinging wildly here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stew pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bouya will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Bouya.
Stew fires out a quick counter leg kick but Bouya just manages to avoid it.
Stew throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bouya looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Bouya avoids the head kick by Stew.
Stew lands a nice shot that snaps Bouya's head back.
Stew pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bouya blocks a head kick by Stew.
Bouya throws out a counter right but Stew avoids it with no problem.
Stew tries to clinch but Bouya moves out of range.
Stew throws a leg kick but Bouya sees it coming and moves out of range.
Bouya unleashes a big counter combination but Stew bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Stew fails in his attempt to clinch.
Bouya tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Stew throws a head kick that misses.
As Stew backs off Bouya throws a huge counter combo but Stew manages to avoid it all.
Beef Stew is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bouya throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Bouya throws a looping overhand right but Stew ducks down to avoid it.
Bouya blocks a low kick nicely.
A punch lands to the side of Bouya 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Bouya takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Bouya misses with a jab, cross combination.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Stew rushes Bouya and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bouya.
Bouya blocks a body shot from Stew.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bouya wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Stew lands a shot to the body.
Bouya is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Beef Stew has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Stew misses with a body punch.
Bouya is trying to force a seperation but Stew has the dominant position.
Bouya stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Bouya blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Bouya is trying to push Stew away but Stew has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Bouya escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Harumichi Bouya has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A nice inside leg kick there by Stew. That's going to slow Bouya down.
And that's the end of the fight!
Beef Stew showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Stew has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Fedor Mirinova scores the fight 30:27
Judge Aleksandr Martynov scores the fight 30:27
Judge Viktor Lagutenko scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Beef Stew!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Beef Stew waved his t-shirt featuring Urban Fighter's logo in front of the cameras.
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kallie Coetzee (ranked 2343 p4p, 29 weight class) and Ryo Takuma (ranked 2011 p4p, 63 weight class). Coetzee kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Outa in die langpad. Kallie Coetzee is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kallie Coetzee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Ryo Takuma!
The judges for this bout are Igor Prikhodko, Illya Tyunina and Aleksandr Martynov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice straight punches there by Coetzee. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Coetzee.
Coetzee swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A countering left hand to the body from Takuma misses.
Coetzee misses with a left hand
and Takuma counters with a crisp right hand that drops Coetzee! Takuma lets Coetzee back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
It looks like Kallie Coetzee has been cut.
Takuma has Coetzee up against the cage in a clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Coetzee breaks the clinch.
Takuma slips a jab from Coetzee.
Takuma throws out a counter right but Coetzee avoids it with no problem.
Takuma moves out of range as Coetzee strikes.
Coetzee throws a sloppy body shot
and Takuma counters with a crisp right hand that drops Coetzee! Takuma lets Coetzee back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Takuma lands a big uppercut and this one is all over! His foe lies motionless on the canvas - a massive one punch knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ryo Takuma!
Ryo Takuma decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.
Kallie Coetzee spoke after the fight, saying 'I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.'.
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rexx Howler (ranked 1833 p4p, 225 weight class) and Boomerang Farts (ranked 2164 p4p, 267 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Rexx Howler!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Boomerang Farts!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Konstantin Menshow and Aleksandr Martynov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A telegraphed right hand from Farts misses the target.
Howler gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Howler misses with the head strike.
Howler misses with some punches.
Farts breaks the clinch.
Farts looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Farts misses with a straight left.
Howler shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
letting Farts counter with a right hand.
It looks like Rexx Howler has been cut.
Howler has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Howler there as he acknowledges the shot.
Howler has his takedown stuffed
and Howler takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Howler fails to land the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Rexx Howler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Howler has his takedown stuffed
and Farts counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Farts throws a hook to the side of Howler's head but Howler sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
The fight stays on the outside here - Howler looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Howler waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Farts.
Howler dives in for a single leg takedown but Farts sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Farts doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Howler takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Howler missing with a left hand there. Farts was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Rexx Howler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Howler looks for a takedown but Farts sprawls well.
Farts looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Farts jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Howler fails to land the takedown.
A little jabbing left from Farts on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Farts tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Howler was well out of range. Poor timing from Farts.
Howler drops down looking for a counter takedown but Farts sprawls and moves away.
Boomerang Farts is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Howler tries for a takedown but Farts circles away easily
and Farts counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Howler moves out of range as Farts strikes.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Farts looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Howler with a lazy takedown attempt
and Farts counters with a crisp one two that drops Howler! Farts thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Howler to his feet! Howler is in big trouble!
Howler is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Both fighters step back and shake their arms out. Farts engages and cracks Howler with a massive lead left hook - Howler tumbles to the floor, out cold! What a shot! Farts is delighted - all that hard work in training paid off!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Boomerang Farts!
Boomerang Farts is the new heavyweight champion!
After the big win, Boomerang Farts made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Urban Fighter and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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