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Trash boys 12 PBP Commentary |
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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Oscar De La Cunt (ranked 25404 p4p, 3489 weight class) and Cereal Ganes (ranked 754 p4p, 482 weight class). Oscar De La Cunt has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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150 cm 21 181 2 - 4 - 0 |
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186 cm 25 175 2 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt Brawler Experienced |
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Good wrestler Brawler Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Oscar De La Cunt! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Cereal Ganes! The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Steven Brown and Chris Edwards.
 The bell rings for round one and we are underway! The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
De La Cunt shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than De La Cunt was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure! Ganes manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu! Ganes thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Ganes is looking for a kimura here.
De La Cunt is looking to improve his position.
Ganes is sneakily working for an arm triangle but De La Cunt sees it coming and defends easily. De La Cunt knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Ganes on the ground. De La Cunt is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Ganes scores with a couple of nice shots.
Ganes is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Ganes has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan. The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Ganes lands a nice short elbow.
 That's one minute gone in the round. Ganes passes the guard and advances to mount! Ganes scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish De La Cunt?
Ganes landing shots from mount. The referee warns De La Cunt that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Ganes fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
De La Cunt is rocked!
De La Cunt tries to improve his position but Ganes has taken his back! Ganes has a choke - it's sunk in pretty tight... Will De La Cunt tap? No... maybe... yes! He's tapped! Ganes pushes De La Cunt away and gets up to celebrate with his corner!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Cereal Ganes!
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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Fabreze Verdum (ranked 3815 p4p, 2863 weight class) and Palestine Adosanya (ranked 462 p4p, 365 weight class). Adosanya has chosen Snake Eater as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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190 cm 25 194 2 - 1 - 0 |
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190 cm 25 195 3 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Brown Belt Brawler Granite chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt Solid Muay Thai Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Fabreze Verdum! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Palestine Adosanya! The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, William Gold and Richard Clark.
 The bell rings for round one and we are underway! The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Verdum looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Adosanya instigates a clinch.
Verdum gets control of Adosanya's arms and successfully pulls guard. Verdum will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back. Verdum tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Verdum working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Adosanya doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Adosanya manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. Verdum looking to hit a scissor sweep but Adosanya is one step ahead there. Adosanya really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Verdum. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Verdum had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Adosanya defends it easily. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Verdum controls Adosanya momentarily but Adosanya frees himself.
 That's one minute gone in the round. Verdum wants to sweep but no luck. Adosanya is looking to stand up but Verdum won't let him.
Verdum looking for subs off his back but Adosanya has passed one foot through into half guard.
Verdum is trying to maintain the position but Adosanya is very close to passing his half guard. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Adosanya wants to stand up but Verdum is controlling the position.
Adosanya decides to stand and escape the position.
 That's two minutes gone in the round. Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it. Adosanya doesn't manage to clinch there - Verdum circles away.
Verdum shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Adosanya but Adosanya pushes him off and we're back to square one. Verdum shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Fabreze Verdum. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Adosanya moves into the clinch. Verdum is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Adosanya gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt. Verdum changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Adosanya fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Verdum shoots in for a double leg but Adosanya sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy. Palestine Adosanya is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Verdum is breathing heavily. Adosanya wants to clinch. Verdum looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Adosanya drives through and clinches with Verdum against the cage.
Adosanya lands an elbow inside. Adosanya lands a right hand that snaps the head of Verdum backwards. Adosanya scores with a shot to the side of Verdum's head.
 That's three minutes gone in the round. Adosanya lands a damaging elbow. With the fighters clinched against the cage, Adosanya creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. With the two fighters working up against the cage, Adosanya just misses with a elbow thrown towards Verdum's brow. Adosanya lands a left hand that snaps the head of Verdum backwards. Adosanya lands a glancing elbow in the clinch. Verdum jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Adosanya walks away with a smile on his face. Verdum gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head. Adosanya throws a nice head kick!
Verdum is trying hard to land a takedown here. Adosanya sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Adosanya rushes Verdum and presses him up against the cage. A short right from Adosanya. Adosanya lands a damaging elbow. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Adosanya comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush. A quick uppercut on the inside from Adosanya. Adosanya lands an elbow that stopped Verdum in his tracks for a moment. Adosanya comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush. A short left from Adosanya. Nice elbow from Adosanya. A nice glancing elbow lands by Adosanya. Adosanya pushes Verdum back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
 That's four minutes gone in the round. Verdum takes an elbow to the forehead. Verdum tries for a takedown. No joy.
Adosanya is leaning against Verdum and scores with a nice uppercut to the body. Adosanya lands an elbow inside.
It looks like Fabreze Verdum has been cut. Adosanya lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. Adosanya lands an elbow just above Verdum 's eye. Adosanya lands a nice uppercut. Adosanya lands with a short shot to the head. Adosanya putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Verdum in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body. Adosanya lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. Adosanya scores with an uppercut up the middle. Adosanya pushes Verdum back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head. Verdum takes an elbow to the forehead. Adosanya lands with a right to the head.
Verdum is rocked! A quick uppercut on the inside from Adosanya. Oh Verdum is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! Adosanya lands with a short shot to the head. Adosanya creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Verdum with a big uppercut! Verdum tries to clinch up but Adosanya pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Verdum to the mat! Verdum covers up and Adosanya unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Palestine Adosanya! A relieved looking Palestine Adosanya thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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