TUF Trials 2 PBP Commentary

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Aerial Hellweenie (ranked 4645 p4p, 4617 weight class) and Hole Reemer (ranked 524 p4p, 510 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Hellweenie
vs
Reemer

210 cm
18
250
0 - 0 - 0

189 cm
18
250
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Self confident

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Aerial Hellweenie!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Hole Reemer!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, James Atkins and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Reemer keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Hellweenie changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Hellweenie lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Reemer at a distance.
Hellweenie tries for a takedown but Reemer sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
The fight stays on the outside here - Hellweenie looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hellweenie fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Reemer was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Aerial Hellweenie. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hellweenie tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Reemer paws at him with a jab and circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hellweenie tries a head kick but it misses.
Reemer tries a quick counter leg kick but Hellweenie is wise to it.
Hellweenie changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Reemer tries to avoid it but Hellweenie manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Reemer to the ground. Reemer escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Hellweenie tries to clinch but Reemer moves out of range.
Reemer tries a quick counter leg kick but Hellweenie is wise to it.
Hellweenie shoots in for a takedown but Reemer shows good takedown defense.
Hellweenie shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Reemer pinned against the cage. Reemer gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Reemer defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Hellweenie.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hellweenie darts in looking for a takedown but Reemer gets double underhooks and turns Hellweenie into the cage.

Hellweenie's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Aerial Hellweenie seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Hellweenie closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Reemer jumps guard but Hellweenie stands there with Reemer around his waist. Reemer gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Hellweenie is defending well against a takedown attempt.

Hellweenie's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Reemer avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Reemer only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Reemer blocks a leg kick.
Reemer appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Hole Reemer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Hellweenie looks for the body kick but Reemer saw that one coming.
Hellweenie shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Aerial Hellweenie.
I think Hellweenie has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 10:10
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 10:9
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 10:9

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Aerial Hellweenie!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
26%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tuf Cinco (ranked 4615 p4p, 4649 weight class) and Tuf Tres (ranked 513 p4p, 522 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Cinco
vs
Tres

170 cm
18
250
0 - 0 - 0

192 cm
18
250
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Prefers standup

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tuf Cinco!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tuf Tres!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, Donald Grub and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Both fighters are only really looking to counter, so after a good 30 seconds of circling each other endlessly, the referee has stepped in and told them both to be more aggressive.
Cinco throws a low kick but Tres avoids it.
Tres tries a quick counter leg kick but Cinco is wise to it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tres throws a chopping leg kick but Cinco manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Cinco appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Tres tries to work over Cinco's front leg with a kick but Cinco checks it.
Cinco tried to counter with a leg kick but Tres avoided it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tres swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Cinco feinted there with a counter leg kick.
A clash of legs there as Cinco blocks the low kick.
Tres throws a low kick but Cinco avoids it.
Tres throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Cinco avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Tres throws a low kick but it's checked well by Cinco.
Cinco feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Cinco lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Tres has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Tres and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Tres finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Cinco looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.

And that's the end of the fight!
Tuf Tres comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Tres has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 9:10
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 9:10
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 9:10

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tuf Tres!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
6%

Co-main event

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Fun AIDs (ranked 4594 p4p, 4604 weight class) and Gay Homo (ranked 514 p4p, 512 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

AIDs
vs
Homo

188 cm
18
250
0 - 0 - 0

190 cm
18
250
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, The Fun AIDs!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Gay Homo!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Colin Fotheringham and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Both fighters are only really looking to counter, so after a good 30 seconds of circling each other endlessly, the referee has stepped in and told them both to be more aggressive.
AIDs throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Homo throws a leg kick but AIDs moved away.
AIDs checks the leg kick nicely there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
AIDs tries a low kick but Homo avoids it.
AIDs thows a leg kick but Homo checks it
and Homo counters with an inside leg kick.
Homo checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Homo only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Homo attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Homo throws a chopping leg kick but AIDs manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
AIDs throws a low kick, looking for Homo's leg but Homo calmly moves out of range.
Homo flicks out a counter leg kick but AIDs steps away.
An inside leg kick from Homo misses.
AIDs feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
AIDs avoids a low kick by using good footwork.

And that's the end of the fight!
Gay Homo comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Homo has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 9:10
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 9:10
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 9:10

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Gay Homo!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
7%

Main event

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Optimal Poopypants (ranked 4593 p4p, 4648 weight class) and Alfred Shittybottoms (ranked 511 p4p, 519 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Poopypants
vs
Shittybottoms

194 cm
18
250
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Optimal Poopypants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Alfred Shittybottoms!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Colin Fotheringham and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Poopypants fails with the takedown.
Poopypants dives in for a single leg takedown but Shittybottoms sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.

Shittybottoms has Poopypants pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Shittybottoms pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Poopypants tumbling to the mat - Shittybottoms dives into Poopypants's guard.
Shittybottoms must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Shittybottoms controlling from the top position.
Poopypants is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Shittybottoms really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Poopypants. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Poopypants working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Shittybottoms doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oh but Poopypants is tightening it up a little... Shittybottoms has to be careful here... He's got his foot tucked under now, this looks tight! Shittybottoms reacted too slowly and this one could be over in a matter of seconds! YES! Shittybottoms taps out! Nice BJJ there by Poopypants!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Optimal Poopypants!