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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Patamon Pallaton (ranked 5020 p4p, 4810 weight class) and Ahiga Alo (ranked 122 p4p, 161 weight class). Patamon Pallaton has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Pallaton
vs
Alo

180 cm
18
175
0 - 1 - 0

205 cm
18
300
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Patamon Pallaton!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Ahiga Alo!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Jeff Smith and Josh West.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Alo throws a sloppy head kick

and Pallaton counters with a single leg into guard. Alo didn't expect that.
Alo wants to control the position but Pallaton says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard.
Pallaton definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Pallaton is taking a breather. Alo says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.

Pallaton is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Alo doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Pallaton.
Alo makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Alo.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Alo trying to control the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Alo wants to stand and escape but Pallaton is having none of it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Pallaton won't allow Alo to sweep him here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Alo can't keep his opponent in guard - Pallaton advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Pallaton is trying to control. Alo wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Alo is looking for a sweep. Pallaton is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Pallaton trying to control the action but Alo is working from the bottom.
Alo tries to roll over but Pallaton keeps him under control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Pallaton wants to take a breather but Alo is having none of it.
Alo strikes from the bottom but Pallaton uses the opportunity to move to side control.
Alo struggling a bit here.
Alo is looking to reverse the position.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Alo is still trying to improve position.

And that's the end of the fight!
Patamon Pallaton showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Pallaton has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Micheangelo Fripello scores the fight 10:9
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 10:9
Judge Josh West scores the fight 10:9

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Patamon Pallaton!
During a confident post fight interview, Patamon Pallaton thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
21%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Test Three (ranked 4781 p4p, 4819 weight class) and Test Four (ranked 117 p4p, 118 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Three
vs
Four

185 cm
18
190
0 - 0 - 0

180 cm
18
175
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Brawler
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Test Three!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Test Four!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Chris Saunders and Roger Salmon.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Four is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Three's half guard.
Three wants to get back to full guard.

Four is looking for a kimura here.
Three is staying active underneath Four, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Four with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Three is trying to get back to full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Four is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Four takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Three gets back to full guard.
Four postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Four scoring with some ground and pound.
Four slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Three is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Four trying to control the position from guard on top but Three is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Four is working Three over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Three working a defensive guard here.
Four trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Four wants to control from the top but Three keeps moving.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.

Three is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Four's half guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Test Four comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Four has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 9:10
Judge Chris Saunders scores the fight 9:10
Judge Roger Salmon scores the fight 9:10

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Test Four!
A very excited looking Test Four made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
27%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Test One (ranked 4737 p4p, 4717 weight class) and Test Two (ranked 115 p4p, 114 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

One
vs
Two

180 cm
18
160
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Good chin

Good wrestler
Brawler
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Test One!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Test Two!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Paul Gruel and Ryoma Takatsuka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

One tries to keep at a distance but Two has taken the fight into the clinch.
Two gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from One.
One jumps guard but Two stands there with One around his waist. One gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
One tries to circle away but Two has him pinned against the cage.
One is looking to take this one to the mat.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Test One. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Two has dropped down and is working for a takedown. One is trying to keep an underhook but Two manages to get the takedown into half guard.
One keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Two looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks One with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Two tries to stand and escape but One is controlling the position.
One on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if One tries to get out of the position.
Two is looking to take a break and control but One is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Two blocks the strikes from One.

That's one minute gone in the round.
One has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Two is working away from the top position though.
Two wants to stand up but One is controlling the position.
One taking some punishment here, with Two in his half guard.
Two takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
One is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Two's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Two's back!
Oooh a big shot gets through from One. Many more shots like that and the referee will have to think about stepping in!
One lands a punch to the side of the head from the back.
Two has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Two trying to control the position but One manages to sink in the hooks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Will One go for the finish here or will he try and keep control of the position?

Two fending off the submission attempt from One.
One softening up his opponent with strikes here.
One controlling well, preventing Two from escaping the position.
One avoiding Two 's attempts to control his hands.
One lands a punch that was close to the back of the head but the ref thinks it's OK.

And that's the end of the fight!
Test One showed his dominance in that final round.
I think One has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Saunders scores the fight 10:9
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 10:9
Judge Ryoma Takatsuka scores the fight 10:9

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Test One!
Test One seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
36%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bone Breaker (ranked 5084 p4p, 5256 weight class) and Elsu Ahtunowhiho (ranked 124 p4p, 167 weight class). Bone Breaker has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Breaker
vs
Ahtunowhiho

190 cm
18
210
1 - 0 - 0

205 cm
18
280
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Very strong

Good wrestler
Brawler
Inexperienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bone Breaker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Elsu Ahtunowhiho!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Micheangelo Fripello and Paul Gruel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ahtunowhiho slaps away a takedown attempt from Breaker, before circling back to the center of the mat.

Breaker darts in and clinches Ahtunowhiho up against the cage.
Breaker effectively controlling the action here.

Breaker manages to pull guard.
Ahtunowhiho won't allow Breaker to sweep him here.
Ahtunowhiho is stalling in the full guard.
Ahtunowhiho trying to control but Breaker is working from the bottom.
Breaker has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Breaker is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Breaker keeping moving, preventing Ahtunowhiho from controlling successfully.

Ahtunowhiho gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.

Ahtunowhiho has Breaker up against the cage in a clinch.
Ahtunowhiho misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Breaker.

Ahtunowhiho manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Breaker makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Ahtunowhiho can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Breaker controls the pace.
Breaker wants to stand but Ahtunowhiho is controlling his posture from full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Breaker cracks Ahtunowhiho with a solid left hand.

Breaker drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Ahtunowhiho dives on top into guard.

Breaker is trying to keep Ahtunowhiho in close.
Ahtunowhiho wants to stand but Breaker is controlling his posture from full guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Ahtunowhiho stays in close to Breaker's body and controls the position.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Elsu Ahtunowhiho.
Well Ahtunowhiho has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 9:10
Judge Micheangelo Fripello scores the fight 9:10
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 9:10

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Elsu Ahtunowhiho!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
22%

Co-main event

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hinto Kangee (ranked 5088 p4p, 4978 weight class) and Elsu Heammawihio (ranked 125 p4p, 120 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Kangee
vs
Heammawihio

185 cm
18
190
1 - 0 - 0

185 cm
18
190
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Very strong

Good wrestler
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Hinto Kangee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Elsu Heammawihio!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Chris Saunders and Jeff Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kangee looks to throw the jab but Heammawihio is out of range.
Heammawihio avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

Kangee darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Heammawihio is looking to get back to is feet but Kangee passes into side control.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Kangee working the ground and pound but Heammawihio is defending the strikes.

Kangee is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Heammawihio knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Kangee has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.
Heammawihio tries to get back to half guard but can't.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kangee is looking to take a break and control but Heammawihio is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kangee in the domination position with Heammawihio hanging on.
You can see the frustration on Heammawihio's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Kangee slips into full mount, dodging the strikes by Heammawihio.
Heammawihio tries to reverse the position but Kangee maintains control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Heammawihio gets back to half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Heammawihio wants to get back to his feet.
Kangee perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Heammawihio tries to roll over but Kangee keeps him under control.
Kangee with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Kangee wants to free his trapped foot but Heammawihio is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Heammawihio moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Hinto Kangee showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Kangee has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 10:9
Judge Chris Saunders scores the fight 10:9
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 10:9

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hinto Kangee!
During a confident post fight interview, Hinto Kangee thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
24%

Main event

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Abooksigun Alo (ranked 5047 p4p, 4991 weight class) and Ahote Arrow (ranked 123 p4p, 121 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Alo
vs
Arrow

170 cm
18
140
0 - 0 - 0

180 cm
18
160
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Very strong

Good wrestler
Brawler
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Abooksigun Alo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Ahote Arrow!
The judges for this bout are Josh West, Colin Fray and Ryoma Takatsuka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Arrow gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Alo has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Arrow avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.

Alo manages to break the clinch.
Arrow looks for a takedown but Alo sprawls well.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Alo enables Arrow to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Alo manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Alo pulls Arrow in to control the position.
Arrow trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Arrow postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Arrow trying to control but Alo is working from the bottom.
Arrow being controlled here momentarily.
Alo tries to land a sweep but no joy.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Alo is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Arrow defends well.
Alo on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Alo tries to get out of the position.
Arrow would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Arrow.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Arrow trying to control the action but Alo is working from the bottom.
Arrow throws a strike aimed at the side of Alo's head but Alo avoids it well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Arrow wants to control but Alo is keeping him busy.
Alo holds on to Arrow's head and controls the position momentarily.
Alo manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Alo punching from the bottom.
Alo is looking for a sweep. Arrow is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
It looks like Arrow is going to stand back up.
Arrow throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ahote Arrow comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Arrow has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Josh West scores the fight 9:10
Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 9:10
Judge Ryoma Takatsuka scores the fight 9:10

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ahote Arrow!
An out of breath Ahote Arrow thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.