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GFY 14 - The Bottled Fart PBP Commentary |
Undercard bout
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This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 2 wins and 10 losses; Desi Kraag! And in the blue corner, fighting out of St Petersburg, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 3 losses; Nate Pawn!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Wesley Smith and Tiny Johnson.
The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
Pawn swats away the attempt to clinch by Kraag.
Pawn wants to counter the offense by Kraag and move into the clinch position.
Kraag tries to clinch but Pawn moves out of range.
Pawn is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Kraag tries to close the distance and clinch but Pawn swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Kraag could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Kraag tries to clinch up.
Kraag tries to clinch up but Pawn circles away and keeps his distance.
Pawn circles away from the clinch attempt.
#CL2#
Pawn has Kraag up against the ropes in a clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pawn is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Kraag is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the ropes enables Pawn to keep the fight standing.#TD#
Kraag jumps into guard, dragging Pawn to the mat.
#SUB#
Kraag had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Pawn defends it easily.#T1##SUB#
Kraag has managed to work for a loose triangle. I think Pawn should be able to defend this one pretty easily though. Oh, Kraag has tightened it up now! Pawn should have reacted faster there - he's in big trouble and yes, he's tapped out! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Desi Kraag!
Desi Kraag thanked the fans post fight for their support. |
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Undercard bout
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This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of St Petersburg, with a TWGC record of 12 wins and 26 losses; Sergei Ulatov! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 10 losses; Domingo The Flamingo!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Cecil Peabody and Wesley Smith.
The official calls the fighters to the middle and the contest is under way.#TD#
Ulatov closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming The Flamingo to the mat! The Flamingo manages to get full guard. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Ulatov (2) vs (0) The Flamingo
Ulatov trying to control the position from guard on top but The Flamingo is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The Flamingo not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
#SUB2#
Ulatov got a little sloppy there for a moment and The Flamingo has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Ulatov has managed to get both his arms back between The Flamingo's legs - danger averted.#SUB2#
The Flamingo is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Ulatov slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ulatov wants to control from the top but The Flamingo keeps moving. #T1#
Ulatov is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Ulatov's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if The Flamingo can do anything to dispel that myth.
Further stalling from Ulatov.
The Flamingo is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Ulatov controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Ulatov wants to control from the top but The Flamingo keeps moving.
Ulatov sitting in guard here, content to control. #T2#
The Flamingo looking to control.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Ulatov trying to control but The Flamingo is working from the bottom. #SUB2#
The Flamingo has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Ulatov can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Ulatov controls the pace of the fight for a moment.#SUB#
Ulatov drops back looking for a leg! The Flamingo is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and The Flamingo manages to kick Ulatov off! Ulatov jumps back into The Flamingo's guard.
Ulatov content to stall in guard here. #SUB#
Ulatov drops back looking for a leg! The Flamingo is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and The Flamingo manages to kick Ulatov off! Ulatov jumps back into The Flamingo's guard. #T3#
Ulatov trying to control but The Flamingo is working from the bottom.
Ulatov is really struggling to control The Flamingo but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Ulatov is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
The Flamingo really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Ulatov. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
The Flamingo looking for a sweep. Not yet The Flamingo, not yet.
Ulatov trying to control but The Flamingo is working from the bottom. #T4##SUB#
Ulatov drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Ulatov jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position. #SUB#
Ulatov thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Ulatov slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up. #SUB#
Ulatov is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Ulatov not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up. #SUB#
Ulatov thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position. #T5#
Ulatov showing good wrestling skills to control the position. #SUB2#
The Flamingo is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Ulatov is aware though and is defending well.
The Flamingo is trying to control the position but Ulatov postures up.
Ulatov is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Ulatov wants to control from the top but The Flamingo keeps moving. #T6#
Ulatov is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
We've been hearing good reports from Ulatov's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Ulatov wants to control from the top but The Flamingo keeps moving.
The Flamingo not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
The Flamingo keeping moving, preventing Ulatov from controlling successfully. #SUB#
Ulatov drops back looking for a leg! The Flamingo is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and The Flamingo manages to kick Ulatov off! Ulatov jumps back into The Flamingo's guard. #T7#
Ulatov is stalling in the full guard.
Ulatov trying to control the position from guard on top but The Flamingo is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Ulatov controls from within his opponent's guard. #T8##SUB#
Ulatov is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Ulatov wants to control from the top but The Flamingo keeps moving.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.#SUB#
Ulatov drops back for a leg here. A bit of a high risk move... He's looking for a kneebar by the looks of things. Now both of them are looking for submissions. Ulatov seems to have locked his on tight now - The Flamingo screams in pain and taps out furiously! It certainly was a high risk move but it's paid off for Ulatov, as he picks up the win!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 8:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Sergei Ulatov!
Sergei Ulatov thanked the fans post fight for their support. |
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Undercard bout
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This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 2 wins and 7 losses; Mono Loco! And in the blue corner, fighting out of St Petersburg, with a TWGC record of 2 wins and 9 losses; Phol Boxaaja!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Alan Glass and Robert Twigg.
The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.#TD2#
Boxaaja shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Loco napping and manages to drive through into side control! Score +4 for clean takedown past guard: Loco (0) vs (4) Boxaaja
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Boxaaja wants to control but Loco is keeping him busy.
Boxaaja happy to just control the position for now. #SUB2#
Boxaaja wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Loco, who protects the arm well.
Loco is looking for a sweep.#SUB2#
Boxaaja is trying to get an arm triangle but Loco is defending well.
Boxaaja taking a breather here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Boxaaja looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything. #T1#
Boxaaja has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Loco! Score +2 for reaching mount: Loco (0) vs (6) Boxaaja
Loco is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Boxaaja looking to control and managing it successfully.
Boxaaja is trying to take his opponent's back.
Boxaaja controlling the position easily from mount.
Loco is working to get back to half guard.
#T2#
Loco tries to control Boxaaja's body but Boxaaja pushes him off. Loco squirms to his side and now Boxaaja has his back! Score +3 for taking back: Loco (0) vs (9) Boxaaja
Loco tries to escape but Boxaaja has the hooks in and won't let him break free.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Boxaaja has good solid back control here. #SUB2#
Loco preventing the rear naked choke attempt from Boxaaja. #SUB2#
Boxaaja is staying calm and holding on to the back position, whilst working on a rear naked choke. Loco is defending well though. Boxaaja let's go of the attempt for now.
Loco rolls, trying to escape but Boxaaja keeps control of the position.
#T3##SUB2#
Loco won't enjoy being in this position. Boxaaja looking for the choke. Oh... he's slipped the arm under the neck - Loco is tapping - it's over boys! Boxaaja picks up the submission victory!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Phol Boxaaja!
After winning the bout, Phol Boxaaja thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility. |
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Undercard bout
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This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 7 wins and 4 losses; Chad Strdoza! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 3 wins and 1 losses; Uncle Abner!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Robert Twigg and Stewart Dunkirk.
The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.#CL2#
Abner takes the fight into the clinch. #TD2#
Abner has picked Strdoza up - he's going for a ride! Abner dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Strdoza (0) vs (2) Abner
Strdoza regains full guard. Nicely done.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Strdoza trying to keep a closed guard but Abner is proving a slippery customer.
#SUB2#
Abner is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Strdoza being controlled here, momentarily. #SUB#
Strdoza working for a triangle but Abner defends it easily.
Abner must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Strdoza escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Abner gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. #T1#
Abner wants to control from the top but Strdoza keeps moving. #SUB#
Abner is sitting in close to Strdoza's body. Strdoza has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Abner is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Abner is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Strdoza.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Chad Strdoza!
An out of breath Chad Strdoza thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career. |
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Co-main event
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This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 50 wins and 41 losses; Pacer Dalton! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 4 wins and 4 losses; Walter Wiener!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Frank Dennis and Stewart Dunkirk.
The fighters bow as they face eachother in the middle of the mat and we are under way.#CL2#
Dalton tries to keep at a distance but Wiener has taken the fight into the clinch.
Dalton can't get the takedown.
Dalton tries for a takedown but Wiener manages to get underhooks.
Wiener is trying to pull guard but Dalton turns him against the ropes and we stay in the clinch.
Wiener has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Dalton is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Wiener tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Dalton just stands there and leans against the ropes.
Pacer Dalton has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Walter Wiener.#TD#
Dalton turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Dalton manages to end up in side control. Score +4 for clean takedown past guard: Dalton (4) vs (0) Wiener
Wiener being controlled for a moment.
Dalton seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Wiener for as long as he can get away with.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dalton continues to stall.
Wiener wants to control but Dalton postures up.#T1#
Dalton controlling from side mount.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Wiener manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Dalton wants to pass to mount but Wiener is defending the position.
Dalton content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Dalton tries to pass to full mount but Wiener defends it.
Dalton seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense. #SUB#
Dalton is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
#T2#
Dalton tries to pass the half guard into mount. Wiener knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Dalton controlling the action here. #T3#
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Wiener wants to get back to full guard.
Dalton with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Dalton moves nicely into side control. Score +3 for passing guard: Dalton (7) vs (0) Wiener
Dalton controls the position from side control.#T4#
Wiener tries to buck Dalton off but Dalton is having none of it.
Dalton takes a little break here. Wiener wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
Dalton has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.#T5#
Wiener wants to control but Dalton postures up.
The referee asks Dalton politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Dalton prefers to stall for the moment though.#T6#
Wiener is looking to reverse the position.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Dalton in side control, just content to control the action for now.
Wiener tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Dalton controls the position.
This is a sustained period of stalling by Dalton.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Wiener can do anything to dispel that myth.#T7#
Dalton's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Wiener tries to improve position but can't.
Dalton controls the position.
Dalton continues to hold on tight.
More hug and hope from Dalton.#T8#
Wiener is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Dalton controls the position from side control.
Wiener is trying to improve his position.
Dalton just content to control the position.
Wiener struggling a bit here.#T9#
Dalton in side control, just content to control the action for now.
Wiener wants to control but Dalton postures up.
Wiener is trying to escape the position but Dalton is controlling the position.
Wiener is looking for a sweep.
Dalton just content to control the position.
Wiener is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.#T10#
Further stalling from Dalton.#SUB#
Dalton working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Wiener is trying to control Dalton's posture but Dalton avoids it.
Dalton just content to control the position.
Wiener is looking for a sweep.
Dalton in side control, just content to control the action for now.
Wiener is looking for a sweep.
We've been informed that Wiener has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.#T11#
Dalton moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now. #T12#
Wiener tries to improve position but can't.
Dalton happy to just control the position for now. #T13#
Wiener holding on.#SUB#
Dalton is trying to get an arm triangle but Wiener is defending well.
Wiener tries to improve position but can't.
Dalton is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Wiener's shoulder. That is not cool.
If it seems like I'm not saying a lot, it's just because Dalton is stinking the place up with his stalling.
Wiener tries to buck Dalton off but Dalton is having none of it.
Dalton is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position. #T14#
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
And that's the end of the fight!
Dalton takes the fight on points by 7 to 0.
A relieved looking Pacer Dalton thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it. |
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Main event
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This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 63 wins and 71 losses; Tobias Pancake! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 19 wins and 12 losses; Rumsfeld Shart!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, George Francis and Daniel Franklin.
The official calls the fighters to the middle and the contest is under way.#TD#
Pancake bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control. Score +4 for clean takedown past guard: Pancake (4) vs (0) Shart
Shart prevents Pancake from improving position.
Shart wants to control but Pancake postures up.
Shart stops Pancake from passing to mount.
Shart is not content to let Pancake control the position.
Shart gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pancake is thwarting Shart's attempts to control the position.#T1#
The fighters are battling for position here. Shart manages to regain full guard. Nice work. #SUB2#
Shart looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Shart is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Shart keeping moving, preventing Pancake from controlling successfully.
Shart is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Pancake (4) vs (2) Shart
Shart keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.#T2#
Pancake is looking for a sweep. Shart is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.#SUB2#
Shart is looking for a kimura here.
#SUB2#
Shart is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Shart is keen to just control but Pancake is a slippery customer.#SUB2#
Shart is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Shart wants to control but Pancake is keeping him busy. #T3#
Shart trying to pass the guard but Pancake defending well.
Pancake wants to control but Shart is keeping busy.
Pancake is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Pancake is refusing to be controlled, as Shart sits in half guard.
Pancake is trying to get back to full guard.#T4#
Pancake moves into full guard.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Shart slips effortlessly into side control - very nice. Score +3 for passing guard: Pancake (4) vs (5) Shart#SUB2#
Shart is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Pancake looks calm but he's in trouble here. Shart gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Pancake is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Shart lets go of the hold and Pancake can pop his arm back in it's socket.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Rumsfeld Shart!
Rumsfeld Shart took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, The Huntington New Age Wellness Community for their support in the buildup to the fight. |
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