PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Kebab Nurminen (ranked 3003 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kalkupalhu Ditti (ranked 6638 p4p, 0 weight class). Kebab Nurminen is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Nurminen
vs
Ditti

180 cm
24
177 lbs
3 - 4 - 0

185 cm
22
165 lbs
3 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kebab Nurminen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kalkupalhu Ditti!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Matti Vanhoillinen and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ditti tries to clinch up but Nurminen circles away and keeps his distance.
Ditti takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.

It looks like Kalkupalhu Ditti has been cut.
A looping hook to the body misses from Nurminen. Ditti does a little dance to reset his feet.
Ditti tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Nurminen manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Ditti takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Nurminen swings and misses with a hook to the body.

Nurminen moves into range and clinches up with Ditti.

Nurminen has clasped his hands together around Ditti's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
Nurminen working the ground and pound from side control.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The ground and pound from Nurminen seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Sloppy strikes there by Nurminen.
Ditti tries to improve position but can't.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nurminen lands a few punches from side control.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Ditti can do anything to dispel that myth.
Ditti seems a little lost for a moment, as Nurminen dominates the positioning.
Ditti takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Nurminen landing a few strikes.
Ditti looks winded!
Ditti on the wrong end of some ground and pound.

Ditti is rocked!
Nurminen in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Ditti is still in real trouble! Can Nurminen finish him?
Nurminen has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Ditti!
Nurminen postures up and throws a couple of big shots that have Ditti in real trouble here! The ref calls for Ditti to improve his position which he doesn't do, so the referee has no choice but to end the fight due to the strikes!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kebab Nurminen!
Kebab Nurminen spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.