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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Homer Burns (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Blade Kongo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Burns's entrance music is Remember the Name. A fine choice. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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142 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
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135 lbs
4 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Good in bed |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Homer Burns!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Blade Kongo!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kongo staying out of range there.
Kongo misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Kongo avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Burns throws a big shot that misses.
Kongo is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Burns throws a hook to the side of Kongo's head but Kongo sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Burns throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Burns throws the left hand but Kongo avoids the punch easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Burns jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Burns darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Burns takes a swing at Kongo's ribcage but misses.
Kongo avoids the body shot from Burns.
Burns misses with a wild combination.
Burns throws the kick towards the body but Kongo avoids it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Burns fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Burns just misses with a punch to the body.
Burns misses with a hook. Kongo ducked under it nicely.
Burns digs a good hook to Kongo's body.
Burns throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Kongo looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Burns is fending him off so far but Kongo persists. Nope, Burns circles away and we're back to standing.
Homer Burns seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Burns throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Burns tries to bum rush Kongo with a series of wild strikes but Kongo uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Burns stuffs the takedown.
Homer Burns has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Blade Kongo.
Burns pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Kongo changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Burns tries to avoid it but Kongo manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Burns to the ground. Burns escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Burns misses with an attempted mid kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Kongo uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Burns.
Kongo throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Burns's waist but Burns gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Kongo off to one side.
Burns tries to clinch but Kongo is having none of it.
Burns is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Burns's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Burns jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Kongo shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Burns has a takedown stuffed.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Homer Burns dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Burns throws a right and a left that both miss.
Kongo with a lazy takedown attempt
and Burns counters with a stiff right hand.
Kongo shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Burns counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Burns bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Burns decides to stand up, so the ref orders Kongo to his feet.
Burns misses with a kick to the body.
Kongo gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Burns counters with a right hand to the body.
Homer Burns has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Blade Kongo.
Kongo misses with a takedown
and Burns counters with a nice uppercut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Burns throws a lazy right hand but Kongo sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Kongo misses with a takedown attempt
and Burns counters with a stiff right hand.
Kongo is breathing heavily.
Kongo has his takedown stuffed
and Burns counters with a straight right hand.
Burns bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
It looks like Blade Kongo has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Burns fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kongo manages to avoid it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Burns swinging wilding here.
Burns throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Burns throws a hook but Kongo blocks it.
A jab from Burns misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Burns throws a hook to the side of Kongo's head but Kongo sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Burns connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Kongo shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Burns counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Kongo ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Burns feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Homer Burns dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Blade Kongo's cut.
That's time! Burns's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Burns wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Kongo bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Homer Burns is winning the standup battle so far.
Burns swings for the body but Kongo moves out of range.
Burns looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Burns tries to stand but his arm is trapped.
Kongo is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Kongo is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Burns stands up from half guard.
Kongo takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Kongo fails with the takedown
and Burns cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Burns fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kongo manages to avoid it.
Kongo shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Burns counters with a left to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kongo uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Burns.
Burns lands a really nice looking cross but Kongo seems unphased.
Burns swinging wilding here.
Burns lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Kongo circles away quickly and effectively.
Burns lands a nice looking body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Burns fails to land with a series of punches.
Homer Burns is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Burns throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Kongo moves out of range as Burns strikes.
Kongo tries for a takedown but Burns circles away easily
and Burns counters with a right hand to the body.
Homer Burns is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Homer Burns has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Blade Kongo.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Jab, jab by Burns - just one landing.
A jab lands there for Burns.
Kongo takes one to the chin there.
Burns lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Kongo at a distance.
Good standup being displayed there by Burns as he connects with a hook.
Blade Kongo has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Kongo drops his hands momentarily and Burns takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
And that's the end of the fight!
Homer Burns showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Burns has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:26
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:25
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Homer Burns!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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