PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Boxing Guy (ranked 2622 p4p, 317 weight class) and Boxing Mcsparr (ranked 2273 p4p, 283 weight class). Mcsparr is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: AC/DC - Hell's Bells. On his way into the cage it seems that Boxing Guy has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Boxing Guy seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Guy
vs
Mcsparr

185 cm
27
185 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

195 cm
21
180 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Good low kicks
Granite chin

Dr Zoidberg Office
Sportivité

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Boxing Guy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Boxing Mcsparr!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Elvis Blanc and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mcsparr throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Guy to counter with a crisp jab.
Mcsparr ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
A lazy body kick from Mcsparr
and Guy counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Guy drops his hands momentarily and Mcsparr takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Mcsparr misses with a hook.
Guy swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Mcsparr throws a leg kick that is checked
and Guy connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Mcsparr lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
A combination from Mcsparr does no damage.
A big left from Guy misses.
Mcsparr misses with a low kick.
Mcsparr lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Guy on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Mcsparr getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Mcsparr throws a quick inside leg kick.
Nice shot lands for Mcsparr.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mcsparr throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Guy counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Mcsparr swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
letting Guy counter with a right hand.
Mcsparr connects with a body shot.
Mcsparr lands with a thumping leg kick.
Mcsparr lands a nice looking body shot.
Mcsparr misses with a lunging right hand
and Guy counters with a stiff right hand.
Mcsparr closes the distance looking to clinch
and Guy counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
A left lands for Mcsparr.
Mcsparr keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Guy checks a low kick from Mcsparr.
Guy swings for the body but Mcsparr moves out of range.
Mcsparr is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Mcsparr takes the fight into the clinch.
Mcsparr scores with an uppercut up the middle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Mcsparr's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Mcsparr misses with a left hand
and Guy counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Guy swats away the attempt to clinch by Mcsparr.
Mcsparr misses with a right hand
and Guy counters with a stiff right hand.
Mcsparr keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Boxing Mcsparr seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Guy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Mcsparr.
A counter left hand to the body from Guy misses its target.
Mcsparr steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Guy.
Guy uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Mcsparr.
Guy is looking to counter punch.
Nice defenses there by Guy.
Guy moves out of range as Mcsparr throws a body kick.
Guy takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
A jab lands there for Mcsparr.
A looping hook to the body misses from Mcsparr. Guy does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Guy slips under a jab.
Mcsparr pivots, looking for a leg kick but Guy is out of range and Mcsparr settles back down.
Mcsparr scores with a hook.
Guy takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Mcsparr fails to land with a series of punches.
Guy blocks a jab.
Mcsparr keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Guy ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Mcsparr slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Mcsparr lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Guy circles away quickly and effectively.
Guy was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Mcsparr tries to move into range but Guy moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Mcsparr keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Guy.

Mcsparr clinches up with Guy and pushes him back against the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mcsparr lands a right hand that snaps the head of Guy backwards.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Guy can't find room to land a body shot as Mcsparr controls the action.
Guy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

Mcsparr escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Guy is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Mcsparr misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Guy.
Mcsparr scores with a hook to the body. Guy takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Mcsparr misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Guy.
The fighters circling - Guy throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Mcsparr lands a nice shot that snaps Guy's head back.
Guy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mcsparr manages to avoid it.
Guy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Mcsparr was well out of range. Poor timing from Guy.
Guy misses with a looping right.
Mcsparr looks to land a right hand but Guy moved out of range.
It looked like Guy was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Mcsparr.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Mcsparr looks to land a left hand but Guy moved out of range nicely.
Mcsparr scores with a jab to the head.
Guy walks into a jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Boxing Mcsparr dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Mcsparr doesn't manage to clinch there - Guy circles away.
Guy was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Guy throws an off balance right hand
and Guy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Guy avoids the head kick by Mcsparr.
Mcsparr has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Mcsparr feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Guy's calf.
Mcsparr scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Mcsparr fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Mcsparr has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Mcsparr misses with a lunging right hand
and Guy counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Mcsparr keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Guy scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Guy takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Guy misses with a hook. Mcsparr ducked under it nicely.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mcsparr scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Guy looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Boxing Mcsparr seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A jab from Mcsparr misses.
Guy moves out of range of the body kick from Mcsparr.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mcsparr motions for Guy to come forward. Mcsparr throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Guy was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
A big left from Mcsparr misses.
Guy swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Mcsparr changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Guy throws a jab when Mcsparr was well out of range.
Mcsparr shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Guy eats them both and turns towards Mcsparr to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Mcsparr throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Mcsparr misses with a right hand
and Guy cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Mcsparr throws a leg kick
and Guy counters with a left to the body.
Guy digs a good body shot into Mcsparr's ribs.
Mcsparr misses with a lunging right hand
and Mcsparr takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The fighters circling - Mcsparr throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Mcsparr throws a lazy right hand but Guy sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Guy missing with a left hand there. Mcsparr was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A low kick from Mcsparr misses
and Guy counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

Mcsparr is rocked!
Guy looks to score with a jab to the body but Mcsparr is just out of range.
Guy thows a left - swing and a miss!
Mcsparr looks up at the clock. Bad move! Guy lands a right hand from hell, dropping Mcsparr. Guy pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:18 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Boxing Guy!
Boxing Mcsparr was interviewed post fight and said 'You guys don't know, but I had a bad case of explosive diarrhea. I was highly dehydrated, I had a severe fever yesterday, but you know how this game is, Joe. I could not let the fans down, I had to come and fight, this was my oportunity. I just hope I didnt shit myself during the fight.'.