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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Alex Novoselic (ranked 5509 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lynn Steinheiser (ranked 1935 p4p, 0 weight class). Novoselic comes into the arena with The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here - Alice in Chains blaring out of the sound system. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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174 lbs
16 - 7 - 0 |
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184 lbs
14 - 8 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Counter fighter
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Alex Novoselic!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lynn Steinheiser!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Cecil Peabody and Daniel Franklin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Steinheiser will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Novoselic with a jab.
Nice takedown defense from Novoselic. No joy for Steinheiser on that attempt.
Novoselic lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Novoselic lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Steinheiser tries for a takedown but Novoselic sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Alex Novoselic has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lynn Steinheiser.
Steinheiser drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
A solid leg kick lands there for Novoselic.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Novoselic.
Steinheiser changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Novoselic connects with a single shot there.
Nice uppercut lands for Novoselic. That snapped Steinheiser's head back.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Steinheiser stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Novoselic.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Steinheiser takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
A solid leg kick lands there for Novoselic.
Steinheiser on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Steinheiser has a takedown stuffed.
Novoselic lands a nice leg kick that just misses Steinheiser's sensitive parts.
Novoselic jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
No luck for Steinheiser with that takedown attempt.
Steinheiser on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Steinheiser with a poor takedown
and Novoselic counters with a nice uppercut.
Novoselic scores with a leg kick.
Steinheiser walks into a stiff left hand from Novoselic.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Novoselic misses with a wild body shot.
Steinheiser feints the counter takedown.
Alex Novoselic is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A solid leg kick lands there for Novoselic.
A chopping leg kick lands by Novoselic.
Novoselic fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Novoselic uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Steinheiser has time to react.
Steinheiser is rocked!
Novoselic lands a nice looking body kick.
Steinheiser is still on wobbly legs! Can Novoselic finish him?
Novoselic lands with a right and another and another! Steinheiser is in big trouble! Novoselic lands again and this time it's lights out for Steinheiser! A quality knockout there for Novoselic.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Alex Novoselic!
After winning the bout, Alex Novoselic thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
The defeated Lynn Steinheiser had this to say: 'I'm calling for a review of this fight! This faggot kept sticking his finger in my asshole!!! Who the hell can fight effectively while getting fingered in their asshole??? I did not like that at all ... though it felt good, but that is besides the point! A distraction is a DISTRACTION!!!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
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