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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Happier Happiest (ranked 3650 p4p, 386 weight class) and Aziz Rubson (ranked 5005 p4p, 453 weight class). Happiest comes to the cage accompanied by Ken Dodd & the Diddy Men: Happiness. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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190 lbs
4 - 5 - 0 |
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190 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
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Great elbows
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Happier Happiest!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Aziz Rubson!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Alec Ball and Steve Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Happiest dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Happiest lands a really nice looking cross but Rubson seems unphased.
Rubson takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Happiest throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Happiest moves into range and connects with a jab.
Happiest lands a nice looking body shot.
Rubson lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Rubson is looking to clinch but Happiest is avoiding it.
Happiest rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
letting Rubson counter with a right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Happiest takes a swing at Rubson's ribcage but misses.
Happiest lands a nice hook to Rubson's body. Rubson takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Happiest looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Happiest falls off balance throwing a combination
and Rubson counters with a right hand to the body.
Rubson clinches.
Happiest is trying to break the clinch but Rubson has him pressed against the cage.
Happiest can't break the clinch.
Happiest blocks an elbow strike.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rubson lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Happiest is trying to break free.
Rubson gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Happiest has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Happiest wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Rubson pushes off an throws an elbow but Happiest leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Happiest has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Rubson lands a damaging elbow.
Happiest takes an elbow to the temple.
Happiest working aggressively here.
Rubson looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Happiest breaks the clinch.
Happiest works Rubson's body with a nice hook.
Danga de danga de dang - Happiest scores with a four punch combination!
Happiest throws a body punch but Rubson moves out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Happiest digs a good hook to Rubson's body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Rubson ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Happiest scores with a shot to the body.
Rubson throws a jab but it's blocked by Happiest.
Happiest throws a right hand that Rubson ducks under and follows up with a left that Rubson also avoids with ease.
Rubson wants to clinch up but Happiest keeps it at a distance.
Rubson swings for the body but Happiest moves out of range.
Happiest throws a right hand that misses
letting Rubson counter with a right hand.
Some wild striking there from Happiest.
Happiest uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Jab, jab by Happiest - just one landing.
Rubson instigates a clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Rubson just misses with a elbow thrown towards Happiest's brow.
Rubson manages to break the clinch.
Happiest throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Happiest moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Happiest. Rubson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Happiest misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Rubson takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Rubson jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Happiest is looking for a counter combo.
Happiest digs a good hook to Rubson's body.
Some wild striking there from Happiest.
A punch lands to the side of Happiest 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Rubson doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Rubson doesn't manage to clinch there - Happiest circles away.
Happiest appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rubson lands a jab to Happiest's midsection.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Happiest lands with a shot to the body.
Happiest misses with a hook.
Rubson dodges the punch combination from Happiest.
Rubson now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Rubson misses the shot to the body.
Happiest circles away from the clinch attempt.
A counter left hand to the body from Happiest misses its target.
Rubson wants to clinch.
A little feinted left hand from Happiest on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Rubson misses with a two punch combination.
Jab by Happiest.
Happier Happiest seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Happiest misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Rubson.
Rubson misses with a double jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Happier Happiest dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Happiest lands a nice shot to the body.
Rubson shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Happiest scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Happiest works over Rubson's head and body with a nice combination.
Happiest connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Rubson's hands.
Rubson lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Rubson tries to close the distance and clinch up but Happiest swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A left lands for Happiest.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Happiest misses with an uppercut. Rubson saw that one coming.
Happiest throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Happiest scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Happiest has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Happiest misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Rubson counters with a left to the body.
A lazy left from Happiest finds it's target.
Happiest lands a jab to Rubson's midsection.
Happiest catches Rubson with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Happiest misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Rubson lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Happiest throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Happier Happiest is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Rubson takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Rubson walks into a stiff left hand from Happiest.
Happiest works Rubson's body with a nice hook.
Happiest cracks Rubson with an open hand slap.
Rubson showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Happiest.
Rubson let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Happiest misses with a hook.
Sloppy strikes from Happiest. Those never looked like landing.
Rubson has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Happiest finds it's way round the side to connect with Rubson's head.
Happiest scores with a shot to the body.
Happier Happiest is winning the standup battle so far.
Nice jab there from Happiest.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Happiest lands with a nice combination. Rubson backs away looking to recover.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Happiest lands a glancing blow to the side of Rubson's head.
Happiest looks to land a right hand but Rubson moved out of range.
Happiest connects with a single shot there.
Rubson fails in his attempt to clinch.
Happiest is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Happiest throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Happiest misses with the combination.
Happiest lands with a good body shot.
Rubson takes a jab right on the kisser.
Rubson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Happiest looks to land a combination. Rubson sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Happiest throws a nice looking combination but Rubson bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rubson uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Happiest.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Rubson! But no joy.
Rubson tries to clinch there but Happiest circles away.
Some wild striking there from Happiest.
A little jabbing left from Rubson on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Happiest lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Rubson tries to clinch but Happiest moves out of range.
Happiest throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Rubson avoids the body shot from Happiest.
Rubson takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Happiest connects with a body shot that sends Rubson's belly button to the back.
Happiest throws a predictable looking body shot
and Rubson counters with a stiff right hand.
Happiest works over Rubson's head and body with a nice combination.
Happiest thuds a left hand into Rubson's body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Happiest lands a head shot.
Happiest misses with a body shot.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Happiest scores with a shot to the body.
Rubson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Rubson takes one on the button.
Happiest misses with a straight right.
Happiest tries to bum rush Rubson with a series of wild strikes but Rubson uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Rubson looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Rubson ducks under a wild hook from Happiest.
Rubson on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Happiest pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Rubson! But no joy.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Happiest lands an overhand right.
Happiest is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Rubson can do to turn this around?
Happiest takes a swing at Rubson's ribcage but misses.
Rubson with a nice cross.
Happiest throws a body punch but Rubson moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Happier Happiest dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Rubson misses with a series of wild punches.
Happiest catches Rubson with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Happiest keeps the fight on the outside.
Happiest throws a lazy uppercut
and Rubson counters with a two punch combo.
Happiest misses with a two punch combination.
Happiest misses with a shot to the body
and Rubson counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Happiest misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Rubson on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Rubson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Happiest lands with a shot to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rubson ducks under a wild hook from Happiest.
Rubson looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Happiest connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Happiest throws a hook but Rubson avoids it easily.
Happiest stuns Rubson with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Happiest swats away the attempt to clinch by Rubson.
Happiest fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Rubson looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Happiest throws a shot from downtown. Rubson moves away and avoids it.
Happiest throws a sloppy body shot
letting Rubson counter with a right hand.
No joy there for Happiest, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Rubson misses with a series of wild punches.
Rubson tries to clinch but Happiest is having none of it.
Happiest lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Happiest uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice uppercut there from Happiest.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Happiest swings away with a body shot that misses
and Rubson counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Happiest lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Rubson has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Rubson there as he acknowledges the shot.
Nice uppercut lands for Happiest. That snapped Rubson's head back.
A nice combination there by Happiest.
Happiest misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Rubson.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Rubson! But no joy.
Happiest ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Rubson moves away.
Rubson looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Rubson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Happiest.
Despite the aggression on Rubson's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Happiest throws a hook but Rubson blocks it.
Rubson appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Happiest defending well as Rubson loads up on a big left hand.
Happiest keeps the fight on the outside.
Happiest throws a jab when Rubson was well out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Happiest punishes Rubson's body with a nice straight punch.
A right-left combo lands from Happiest.
Rubson tries to close the distance and clinch up but Happiest swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Happiest throws an off balance right hand
and Rubson counters with a nice uppercut.
Happiest takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Rubson defending well as Happiest loads up on a big left hand.
Rubson closes the distance and pushes Happiest back into the cage.
Rubson lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Happiest avoids a wild elbow strike from Rubson.
Rubson breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Happiest moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Rubson takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Happiest throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Rubson.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Happiest comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Happiest jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Happiest moves away from the strike by Rubson.
Donk. Happiest catches Rubson right on the button with a cross.
Rubson has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Happiest misses with a double jab.
Nice cross by Happiest.
Rubson ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Despite the aggression on Rubson's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Happiest lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Happiest throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Happiest lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Rubson jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Happiest falls off balance throwing a combination
and Rubson counters with a stiff right hand.
And that's the end of the fight!
Happier Happiest showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Happiest, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Happier Happiest!
Post fight, Happier Happiest stared into the camera and said 'Happiness is a choice and most importantly... Epstein DID kill himself!'.
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energy
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hype
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