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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pugilistic Dementia (ranked 2595 p4p, 325 weight class) and Trent Punchy (ranked 6479 p4p, 582 weight class). Dementia's entrance music is Hit Me With Your Best Shot - Pat Benatar. A fine choice. Trent Punchy has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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213 lbs
22 - 6 - 0 |
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186 cm
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209 lbs
44 - 28 - 1 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Decent boxing
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
22 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pugilistic Dementia!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
44 - 28 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Trent Punchy!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Tiny Johnson and Daniel Franklin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Punchy slips a jab from Dementia.
A looping hook to the body misses from Punchy. Dementia does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dementia fires out a quick counter leg kick but Punchy just manages to avoid it.
Punchy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dementia was well out of range. Poor timing from Punchy.
Dementia slips a straight right by Punchy.
Dementia buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Dementia scores with a sloppy right hand. Punchy should have avoided that one.
Dementia uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Punchy.
A slapping leg kick lands for Dementia.
Punchy throws a lazy right hand but Dementia sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dementia throws an overhand right that lands on Punchy's shoulder, as Punchy tries to avoid the shot.
Punchy takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Dementia.
Punchy misses with a double jab.
Dementia uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Punchy.
A telegraphed right hand from Punchy misses the target.
Punchy takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dementia throws a nice inside leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A nice leg kick lands there from Dementia.
Dementia misses with a head kick.
Punchy blocks a head kick by Dementia.
Dementia fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Punchy cracks Dementia with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Dementia turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Punchy steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Dementia. That one must have hurt.
Dementia misses with a kick to the body.
Dementia scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Punchy doesn't seem bothered though.
Punchy takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Dementia scores with a leg kick.
Dementia bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Punchy lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Dementia circles away quickly and effectively.
Dementia stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Trent Punchy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dementia moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dementia cracks Punchy with a right hand to the side of the head.
Punchy moves forwards but Dementia connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Dementia turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Punchy throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Dementia counters with a nice low kick that buckles Punchy's knee momentarily.
Good shot there by Dementia.
Dementia misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Punchy throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Dementia on the side of the head.
Punchy steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Dementia. That one must have hurt.
Punchy shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Pugilistic Dementia is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Dementia connects with a looping right hand.
Punchy doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Dementia counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Punchy looks winded!
Dementia connects with a crisp jab.
Good leg kick by Dementia there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Punchy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Punchy! But no joy.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dementia just misses with a punch to the body.
Dementia fakes the leg kick and cracks Punchy in the body.
Punchy takes a swing at Dementia's ribcage but misses.
A jab from Dementia finds it's way through Punchy's defenses.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Dementia.
Dementia bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Punchy's head backwards.
Dementia fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Punchy has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Dementia connects with the punch.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Dementia. Punchy shrugs it off though.
Punchy takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Punchy misses with a body punch
and Dementia counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Punchy is rocked!
Punchy's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Punchy throws a front kick aimed at Dementia's knee but Dementia avoids it well.
Dementia throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Punchy walks straight into a right hand from Dementia - that's dropped him! Dementia jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Punchy from any more punishment! Punchy complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Pugilistic Dementia!
Pugilistic Dementia thanked the fans post fight for their support.
The defeated Trent Punchy had this to say: 'Me Mum... she had it pretty hard ay. Lots of cock for cash.'.
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
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