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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between NoBrain Mentally (ranked 1211 p4p, 181 weight class) and Joad Cressbeckler (ranked 2071 p4p, 273 weight class). Cressbeckler has chosen American Remains as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that NoBrain Mentally has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily NoBrain Mentally seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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177 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Good kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, NoBrain Mentally!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Joad Cressbeckler!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Paul Tew and Sam Margolis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mentally misses with a few strikes there.
Cressbeckler tries to land a front kick but Mentally steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Cressbeckler steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Mentally.
Mentally misses the shot to the body.
Mentally throws a nice looking combination but Cressbeckler bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Cressbeckler shapes to counter with a head kick.
Cressbeckler shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
A quick step to the side and Mentally tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mentally connects with a right hand. Cressbeckler shakes it off.
Mentally waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Cressbeckler.
Cressbeckler is looking to land body kicks.
Mentally thows a left - swing and a miss!
Cressbeckler doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Mentally misses with a left hand
letting Cressbeckler counter with a right hand.
Cressbeckler swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Cressbeckler looks to land a combination but Mentally avoids it well.
Mentally throws a hook but Cressbeckler avoids it easily.
Cressbeckler lands a nice shot to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cressbeckler slips a straight right by Mentally.
Mentally tries to move into range but Cressbeckler moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Cressbeckler jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Cressbeckler staying out of range there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A lazy left from Cressbeckler finds it's target.
Cressbeckler throws a body kick that misses.
We've been told by Mentally's head coaches at Save America! TRUMP 2020! that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Mentally is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Mentally fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Mentally dips to his left and cracks Cressbeckler with an uppercut!
Cressbeckler throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
A swing and a miss from Mentally.
Cressbeckler takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Cressbeckler walks into a stiff left hand from Mentally.
Mentally jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Cressbeckler steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Mentally.
Cressbeckler is looking to score with low kicks.
Cressbeckler attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Mentally is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mentally throws a hook but Cressbeckler avoids it easily.
Mentally scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Mentally missing with a left hand there. Cressbeckler was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Mentally is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Cressbeckler moves out of range of the strikes.
Mentally on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mentally avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Mentally swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Cressbeckler goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Mentally swings for the body but Cressbeckler moves out of range.
Mentally throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Cressbeckler sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Mentally dips to his left and cracks Cressbeckler with an uppercut!
Mentally takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Mentally lands with a cross.
Mentally throws a hook to the side of Cressbeckler's head but Cressbeckler sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Cressbeckler scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Cressbeckler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mentally moves away.
A combination from Mentally does no damage.
Mentally is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Mentally throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cressbeckler tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Mentally paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A combination from Cressbeckler does no damage.
Cressbeckler loads up on a big right hand but Mentally slips the punch.
Mentally throws out a loose jab but Cressbeckler uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mentally throws the left hand but Cressbeckler avoids the punch easily.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Cressbeckler! But no joy.
Mentally lands with a nice body punch.
A jab from Cressbeckler misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mentally throws a hook but Cressbeckler avoids it easily.
Cressbeckler tries to clinch but Mentally is having none of it.
Mentally throwing a counter right hand but Cressbeckler manages to avoid it.
Mentally misses the shot to the body.
Cressbeckler steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Mentally.
Cressbeckler steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Mentally.
Mentally sizes up Cressbeckler with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
A telegraphed right hand from Mentally misses the target.
Mentally will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Cressbeckler only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Cressbeckler stuns Mentally with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Mentally walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
A telegraphed right hand from Mentally misses the target.
Cressbeckler lands with a good body shot.
Cressbeckler slips a straight right by Mentally.
Cressbeckler lands a head kick. Mentally smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
It looks like NoBrain Mentally has been cut.
Mentally throws a jab but it's blocked by Cressbeckler.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mentally missing with a left hand there. Cressbeckler was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Mentally, as that shot connected.
A jab from Cressbeckler finds it's way through Mentally's defenses.
Cressbeckler scores with a nice right hand.
Cressbeckler takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Mentally misses with a body shot.
Cressbeckler gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Cressbeckler throws a head punch that misses.
Cressbeckler lands a right hand that snaps the head of Mentally backwards.
Still in the clinch, Cressbeckler scores with a nice short uppercut.
Mentally is rocked!
Nice body punch from Cressbeckler.
Oh Mentally is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cressbeckler.
Cressbeckler misses with a short punch on the inside.
Mentally blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cressbeckler swings wildly with an uppercut but Mentally uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Mentally.
Cressbeckler misses with the head strike.
Mentally seems to have got his legs back now.
Cressbeckler misses with a punch on the inside.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cressbeckler misses with a punch to the body.
Mentally working aggressively here.
Mentally blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Mentally blocking some punches.
Mentally swings away with an uppercut that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that NoBrain Mentally will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on NoBrain Mentally's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Cressbeckler misses with a straight left.
Mentally throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
NoBrain Mentally is winning the standup battle so far.
Cressbeckler moves out of range as Mentally strikes.
Mentally scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Cressbeckler scores with a jab to the body.
Cressbeckler throws the left hand but Mentally avoids the punch easily.
Cressbeckler lands a jab to the head.
Cressbeckler closes the distance and clinches.
Mentally tries to break the clinch but Cressbeckler is controlling the position.
Mentally can't break the clinch.
A short right from Cressbeckler on the inside.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Cressbeckler in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Mentally breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Mentally misses with a straight right.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mentally throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Cressbeckler sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Mentally throws an off balance right hand
and Mentally takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Cressbeckler fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Mentally to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Mentally looks to clinch but Cressbeckler throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Mentally taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Joad Cressbeckler!
Joad Cressbeckler is the new welterweight champion!
A very excited looking Joad Cressbeckler rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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