PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tank Wank (ranked 4815 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tourn King (ranked 5053 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Wank
vs
King

225 cm
18
205 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

200 cm
19
270 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Tank Wank!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Tourn King!
The judges for this bout are Taro Takaoka, Shirou Masuda and Yuuki Gou.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
King shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Wank as he avoids it easily.
Wank throws a big counter combination but King scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Wank really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

Wank moves into range and clinches up with King.
King wants a takedown but no success here.

Wank wants the takedown. King is fighting it off but Wank persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in King's guard against the cage.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.

King is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Wank is aware though and is defending well.

King looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

Wank content to sit in guard, stalling... Great. Oh but he could get punished here because King has locked up a guillotine! King's face is contorted as he sqeezes tight on the submission attempt - will he finish? Wank is holding on here and King must be using up a lot of energy. Wank has gone limp! He's out! He's out cold! King gets to his feet, tossing aside his stricken foe. Arms raised, he milks the applause from the crowd. Great submission!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Tourn King!
During a confident post fight interview, Tourn King thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.