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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Eagles Farted (ranked 5385 p4p, 412 weight class) and Squatty Squatter (ranked 5003 p4p, 397 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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Good takedowns
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Eagles Farted!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Squatty Squatter!
The judges for this bout are Bart Greer, Winston Alpacca and Peter Branson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Squatter shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Squatter was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Squatter tries for a kimura but Farted is defending well.
Farted tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Farted is trying to control Squatter's posture but Squatter avoids it.
Squatter trying to control the action but Farted is working from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Squatter is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Farted is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Squatter tries for a kimura but Farted is defending well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Farted wants to get back to his feet.
Farted struggling a bit here.
Farted really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Farted tries to get back to half guard but can't.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Squatter tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Squatter is trying to get an arm triangle but Farted is defending well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Squatter tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Squatter has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Farted manages to get back to half guard.
Squatter performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Squatter seems to be looking for submissions.
Farted looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Farted is looking to improve his position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Squatter is thwarting Farted's attempts to control the position.
Squatter is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Squatter is looking for a kimura but Farted is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Squatter to get the leverage.
Farted is refusing to be controlled, as Squatter sits in half guard.
Farted trying to control here.
Squatter is looking to advance position but Farted won't allow it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Farted is trying to control but can't.
Farted is not content to let Squatter control the position.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Squatter prevents Farted from standing back up.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Farted tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Squatter manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Farted lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Farted swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Farted stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Farted wants it to stay on the feet.
Farted thinks about countering with a head kick.
Squatter shoots for a double leg takedown but Farted sprawls well. He's pushed Squatter's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Farted throws a counter high kick but Squatter was just alert enough to avoid it.
Squatter gets the takedown into side control.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Squatter thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Farted throws a punch from the bottom, which has left him a bit exposed here… Squatter has an arm triangle now. This could be big trouble for Farted. He's out! He's out cold! The ref pulls Squatter off and Squatter celebrates with his corner.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Squatty Squatter!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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