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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Nancy Pelosi (ranked 2433 p4p, 288 weight class) and Battle Tested (ranked 4854 p4p, 495 weight class). This should be fireworks!
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187 cm
20
195 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
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188 cm
25
192 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Nancy Pelosi! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Battle Tested! The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Paulsen Ambrosius and Paul Aken.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Tested misses with a takedown attempt letting Pelosi counter with a right hand. We've been told by Pelosi's head coaches at Save America! TRUMP 2020! that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight. Tested has his takedown stuffed and Tested takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. Tested fails with the takedown and Pelosi scores with a counter punch that sends Tested to the canvas! Pelosi smells blood - he's punishing Tested with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Tested has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Nancy Pelosi! Jumping up and down and very excited, Nancy Pelosi waved his t-shirt featuring HELLS BALLS RECOVERY's logo in front of the cameras.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
100% |
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