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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Charles Norris (ranked 3953 p4p, 441 weight class) and William Shitlord (ranked 2649 p4p, 316 weight class). Both fighters really staring each other down here, as William Shitlord enters the cage!
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170 lbs
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186 cm
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177 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Charles Norris!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, William Shitlord!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, David Schapiro and Columbo Gatti.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shitlord feints and then cracks Norris's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Norris down.
Shitlord misses with a few strikes there.
A counter left hand to the body from Norris misses its target.
Shitlord scores with a hook to the body. Norris takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Norris misses with a jab, cross combination.
Shitlord dives in for a single leg takedown but Norris sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Shitlord is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Norris pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Shitlord is stalling here.
Shitlord lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Shitlord stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A shot in the inside from Shitlord.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Norris blocking some punches.
Shitlord tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Shitlord creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Shitlord pressing his opponent against the cage.
Shitlord makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Norris is trying to maintain a safe position but Shitlord gets an underhook and turns Norris into the cage.
Shitlord misses with an elbow strike.
Shitlord avoids a wild elbow strike from Norris.
Norris misses with a hook from the clinch.
Shitlord tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Shitlord looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Shitlord lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Norris backwards.
Shitlord misses with the head strike.
A short left from Shitlord.
Shitlord lands with a left to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shitlord lands a right hand that snaps the head of Norris backwards.
Shitlord can't find room to land a body shot as Norris controls the action.
Shitlord misses with a punch to the body.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Shitlord.
Norris prevents a body shot from Shitlord.
Norris trying to stall but Shitlord improves his position.
Shitlord working aggressively here.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Shitlord misses with a short punch on the inside.
Shitlord scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Nice body punch from Shitlord - that landed with a thud.
Shitlord stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Shitlord just leaning against Norris, taking a breather.
Shitlord misses with a hook to the ribs.
Shitlord drops down looking for an ankle pick but Norris pulls his leg out and moves away.
Charles Norris has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of William Shitlord.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shitlord throws out a powerful jab.
Shitlord gets in close and instigates a clinch.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Shitlord misses with a hook from the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Norris scores with a nice short uppercut.
Norris blocking some punches.
Shitlord misses with a hook from the clinch.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Shitlord can't find room to land a body shot as Norris controls the action.
Shitlord misses with a punch to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shitlord scores with a shoulder strike.
Shitlord struggles to land a body shot inside as Norris controls his hands.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Shitlord.
Shitlord has a couple of punches blocked by Norris.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Shitlord creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A right handed body shot lands from Shitlord.
Norris's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Shitlord is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Shitlord lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Norris backwards.
Shitlord slows down the pace here.
Shitlord drops down looking for an ankle pick but Norris pulls his leg out and moves away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
William Shitlord dominated that round.
That's time! Norris's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Shitlord is trying hard to land a takedown here. Norris sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Shitlord connects with a right hand. Norris shakes it off.
Norris moves out of range of the strikes.
Norris lands a jab to the nose.
The fighters circling - Shitlord throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Shitlord clinches up against the cage.
Shitlord misses with the head strike.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Stalling in the clinch from Shitlord.
Shitlord continues to stall. The referee tells him to work or he's going to break them up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shitlord lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Shitlord misses with a body punch.
A head punch on the inside from Shitlord fails to land.
Norris prevents a takedown attempt there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Shitlord lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Still in the clinch, Shitlord scores with a nice short uppercut.
Shitlord lands on the inside with an uppercut.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Norris being controlled against the cage.
Norris blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Shitlord stalling the fight.
Shitlord taking a breather.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Norris.
Shitlord is looking to take this one to the mat.
Charles Norris has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of William Shitlord.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shitlord scores with a hook to the body.
Shitlord can't find room to land a body shot as Norris controls the action.
Shitlord misses with a punch on the inside.
Stalling in the clinch from Shitlord.
Come on Shitlord - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Shitlord misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Shitlord tries to work over Norris's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Shitlord tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Shitlord leaning his opponent against the cage.
Norris blocks a body shot from Shitlord.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shitlord stalling the fight.
Shitlord misses with a punch on the inside.
Norris avoids the elbow strike from Shitlord, against the cage.
Shitlord's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Shitlord misses with a body punch.
Norris misses with a punch on the inside.
Norris is defending well against a takedown attempt.
A short uppercut from Norris.
Shitlord misses with the head strike.
Shitlord misses with a hook from the clinch.
Shitlord lands a left hand.
Shitlord misses with some punches.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shitlord misses with a hook from the clinch.
Norris changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Shitlord fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Shitlord, right into the meat.
Norris blocks a head kick by Shitlord.
Norris throws a hook to the side of Shitlord's head but Shitlord sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Norris takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Norris throws a jab when Shitlord was well out of range.
Shitlord pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Norris throws the left hand but Shitlord avoids the punch easily.
Donk. Shitlord catches Norris right on the button with a cross.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Shitlord blocks a jab.
Shitlord lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Shitlord drives through and clinches with Norris against the cage.
Shitlord stalling in the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
William Shitlord showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Shitlord gets a clinch.
Norris blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Shitlord wants to take the fight to the mat but Norris manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Shitlord struggles to land a body shot inside as Norris controls his hands.
Shitlord tries a body shot but Norris blocks it.
Shitlord misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Shitlord drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Shitlord swings away with an uppercut that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A short uppercut from Shitlord.
Shitlord is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Norris is defending well.
Charles Norris has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of William Shitlord.
Shitlord has a couple of punches blocked by Norris.
Shitlord misses with a short punch on the inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Norris misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Shitlord throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Shitlord is trying to drag Norris to the mat but Norris just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Shitlord.
Shitlord looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Norris looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Shitlord avoiding damage.
Shitlord drops down looking for an ankle pick but Norris pulls his leg out and moves away.
Norris throws a jab but it's blocked by Shitlord.
Shitlord has managed to clinch.
Norris blocking some punches.
Shitlord has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shitlord struggles to land a body shot inside as Norris controls his hands.
Shitlord working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Shitlord leaning against his opponent.
William Shitlord seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Norris breaks from the clinch.
Shitlord moves into the clinch.
Shitlord swings wildly with an uppercut but Norris uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch on the inside from Norris fails to land.
Shitlord tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Shitlord goes for a takedown in the clinch but Norris prevents it.
Shitlord tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Shitlord lands a nice uppercut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Norris has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Shitlord avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Shitlord is stalling here.
Shitlord misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Shitlord fails to land.
Shitlord throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Norris blocking some punches.
Shitlord lands a hook to the side of the head.
Norris fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Shitlord drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Norris gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Norris swings away with an uppercut that misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Norris has had enough of the clinch but Shitlord keeps him there for the moment.
Shitlord scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Shitlord tries to throw a body punch but Norris avoids it by throwing Shitlord back against the cage.
Norris has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Shitlord avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Shitlord is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Norris working aggressively here.
Shitlord displaying some good clinch control by pressing Norris up against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Shitlord fails to land.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Shitlord holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Charles Norris has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
William Shitlord is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Shitlord drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
And that's the end of the fight!
William Shitlord comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Shitlord has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 27:30
Judge David Schapiro scores the fight 27:30
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... William Shitlord!
In his post fight interview, William Shitlord gave a big smile as he said 'Bow down to your shitlord. Live in your world of shit '.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
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