PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Massive Wanker (ranked 499 p4p, 930 weight class) and Antonio Nagashima (ranked 23 p4p, 39 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Nagashima's choice of entrance music: O Rappa- Anjos pra Quem Tem Fe. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Wanker
vs
Nagashima

225 cm
21
294
7 - 0 - 0

193 cm
21
271
8 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Urban Fighter
Brooklyn Apothecary

Core Combat
Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Massive Wanker!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Antonio Nagashima!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Dillan Fox and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wanker misses with a looping left.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
A left lands for Nagashima.
Nagashima takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.

It looks like Antonio Nagashima has been cut.
Nagashima misses the shot to the body.
A quick step to the side and Wanker tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nagashima swings for the body but Wanker moves out of range.
It looked like Wanker wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Wanker lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
A slow jab from Nagashima misses its intended target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nagashima looks to land a combination but Wanker avoids it well.
Wanker is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Wanker throws a looping overhand right but Nagashima ducks down to avoid it.
Nagashima let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Wanker scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Wanker seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wanker uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Nagashima.

Nagashima has managed to clinch.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Nagashima blocking some punches.
Wanker changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Nagashima fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Nagashima misses with a straight right.
Wanker is looking to counter punch.
Nagashima looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Wanker waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Nagashima.
Wanker misses with a left hand
and Nagashima connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nagashima misses with a double jab
and Wanker cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Wanker is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Nagashima.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nagashima ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wanker moves away.
Nagashima thows a left - swing and a miss!
Nagashima throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Wanker cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Wanker is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Wanker lands a right hook to the body.
Wanker looks to land a left hand but Nagashima moved out of range nicely.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wanker scores with a jab to the jaw.

That has opened up Antonio Nagashima's cut even more.
Nagashima misses the shot to the body.
The fighters circling - Nagashima throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Nagashima throws a right hand that misses
and Wanker counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wanker cracks Nagashima with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Wanker connects with a jab.
Wanker looks to score with a jab to the body but Nagashima is just out of range.
Wanker is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Nagashima.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Nagashima! But no joy.
Wanker throws a poor cross that misses
and Nagashima counters with a straight right hand.
A big left from Nagashima misses.
Wanker slips under a jab.
A little feinted left hand from Wanker on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Nagashima lands with a nice body punch.
Nagashima misses with a hook
and Wanker counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wanker throws a looping overhand right but Nagashima ducks down to avoid it.
Nagashima bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Wanker slips a straight right by Nagashima.
Wanker is looking to counter punch.
A big right from Nagashima misses.
A jab from Nagashima misses.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nagashima displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Wanker throws out the jab.
Nagashima keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Wanker.
Wanker staying out of range there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Massive Wanker dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Antonio Nagashima's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Wanker uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Nagashima.
Wanker slips under a jab from Nagashima.
Wanker swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Nagashima jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Nagashima throws an off balance right hand
and Wanker connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nagashima ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wanker moves away.
Nagashima blocks a jab.
It seemed like Nagashima was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Nagashima fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wanker throws a body shot but no joy.
Wanker throws a hook but Nagashima blocks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nagashima digs a good body shot into Wanker's ribs.
Nagashima throws out a powerful jab.
Nagashima throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Wanker defending well as Nagashima loads up on a big left hand.
Wanker ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Nagashima tries to clinch up but Wanker circles away and keeps his distance.

Nagashima clinches up against the cage.

Wanker has picked Nagashima up - he's going for a ride! Wanker dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.

Wanker is trying to work for a kimura but Nagashima is defending well.

Wanker is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nagashima is trying to maintain the position but Wanker is very close to passing his half guard.
Nagashima is staying active underneath Wanker, who seems content to just control the action from this position.

Nagashima looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Wanker prevents Nagashima from improving his position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Wanker is looking for a kimura here.
Nagashima slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Wanker stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Nagashima swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Nagashima is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Wanker trying to control the position from guard on top but Nagashima is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Nagashima trying to control the position.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Wanker moves out of range of the strikes.
Wanker thows a left - swing and a miss!
Wanker throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Nagashima let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Nagashima looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Nagashima moves out of range of the strikes.
Nagashima slips a straight right by Wanker.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Antonio Nagashima will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Antonio Nagashima's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Nagashima ducks under a wild hook from Wanker.
The fighters circling - Nagashima throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Wanker throws a hook but Nagashima avoids it easily.
A countering left hand to the body from Nagashima misses.
Nagashima slips under a jab from Wanker.
Nagashima misses with a straight right.
Wanker connects with a good right hand that stumbles Nagashima. Nagashima circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wanker thows a left - swing and a miss!
Nagashima will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nagashima throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
It looked like Wanker was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Nagashima.
Wanker jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
A slow jab from Wanker misses its intended target.
Nagashima appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Nagashima takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Nagashima avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Nagashima doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Wanker scores with a sloppy right hand. Nagashima should have avoided that one.

The cut above Antonio Nagashima's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Massive Wanker is winning the standup battle so far.

Wanker feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Nagashima sprawling to the canvas! Nagashima rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Wanker finish him?!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nagashima misses with a left hand
and Wanker counters with a powerful cross that connects right on the chin and the lights go out! A massive one punch knock out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Massive Wanker!
Massive Wanker retains his super heavyweight title!
Massive Wanker decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.