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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Fourth Test (ranked 7680 p4p, 5945 weight class) and Saggy Dinglestomper (ranked 553 p4p, 485 weight class). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Fourth Test!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Saggy Dinglestomper!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, William Peck and Alec Ball.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dinglestomper takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
It looks like Saggy Dinglestomper has been cut.
Test avoids the body shot from Dinglestomper.
The fighters circling - Test throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Test keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Dinglestomper lands with a slapping head kick.
It looks like Fourth Test has been cut.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Dinglestomper staying out of range there.
Dinglestomper throws a nice head kick!
Dinglestomper looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Dinglestomper lands a front kick.
Test chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Dinglestomper can pounce on him.
Dinglestomper avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Dinglestomper lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Dinglestomper lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Test looks to throw the jab but Dinglestomper is out of range.
Fourth Test seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dinglestomper ducks under a wild hook from Test.
Test definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Test throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dinglestomper counters with a leg kick.
Dinglestomper thumps Test with a low kick.
Dinglestomper blocks a jab.
Dinglestomper moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Test takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Test cracks Dinglestomper with an open hand slap.
Dinglestomper lands with a good body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Test. Dinglestomper does a little dance to reset his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Test on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Dinglestomper cracks the inside of Test's front leg.
Test throws a hook to the side of Dinglestomper's head but Dinglestomper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
It seemed like Dinglestomper was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Test misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dinglestomper.
Good exchange - Dinglestomper coming out on top.
Test blocks the body kick.
Dinglestomper lands with a kick to the temple. Test shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Dinglestomper blocks a jab.
As Test backs off Dinglestomper throws a huge counter combo but Test manages to avoid it all.
Test rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Dinglestomper moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that half lands.
Test throws an overhand right that lands on Dinglestomper's shoulder, as Dinglestomper tries to avoid the shot.
Test swings widly with a right hand
and Dinglestomper counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dinglestomper lands a nice hook to Test's body. Test takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Test throws a hook to the side of Dinglestomper's head but Dinglestomper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A telegraphed right hand from Test misses the target.
Dinglestomper bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Test's head.
Test throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dinglestomper sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Test works the jab nicely.
Dinglestomper slips a straight right by Test.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Test on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Dinglestomper moves away from the strike by Test.
Test is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dinglestomper.
Test looks to throw the jab but Dinglestomper is out of range.
It seemed like Dinglestomper was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Test takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Test throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dinglestomper counters with a left to the body.
Dinglestomper feints and then cracks Test's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Test down.
Test misses with a hook. Dinglestomper ducked under it nicely.
Test throws a poor cross that misses
and Dinglestomper counters with a nice low kick that buckles Test's knee momentarily.
Dinglestomper moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Dinglestomper lands with a thumping leg kick.
Dinglestomper has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Dinglestomper lands with a thumping leg kick.
Dinglestomper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Test moves away.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper takes one to the chin there.
Dinglestomper scores with a kick to the midsection.
An inside leg kick lands from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper feints and then cracks Test's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Test down.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Dinglestomper connects with an inside leg kick.
Dinglestomper slips under a jab from Test.
Test thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dinglestomper looks to land a right hand but Test moved out of range.
Dinglestomper connects with the punch.
Test is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper staying out of range there.
Dinglestomper avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Dinglestomper walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
A combination from Test does no damage.
Test is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Dinglestomper misses the shot to the body.
Dinglestomper misses with a head kick.
Dinglestomper lands a high kick!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dinglestomper keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dinglestomper misses with a low kick.
Dinglestomper misses with a leg kick.
Test takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Dinglestomper slips a jab from Test.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper tries to clinch up.
Test throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Test throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dinglestomper counters with a nice kick to the body.
Test lands the left hand.
Dinglestomper lands a glancing blow to the side of Test's head.
Dinglestomper lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Dinglestomper scores with a shot to the body.
Test misses with a body shot.
Test doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
A big left from Test misses.
Dinglestomper lands a head kick. Test smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Test throws a jab when Dinglestomper was well out of range.
Dinglestomper throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Test.
Fourth Test's cut is getting worse.
Dinglestomper lands with a kick to the temple. Test shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Test takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Test will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Test pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Dinglestomper scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Dinglestomper moves out of range of the strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Saggy Dinglestomper dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Dinglestomper does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Test misses with a hook
and Dinglestomper counters with a body kick that stops Test in his tracks momentarily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Test. Dinglestomper does a little dance to reset his feet.
A left lands for Dinglestomper.
Test misses with a left hand
and Test takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Dinglestomper bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dinglestomper lands with a kick to the ribs.
Dinglestomper lands with a nice body punch.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Dinglestomper. Test shrugs it off though.
Dinglestomper bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dinglestomper scores with a jab to the body.
Dinglestomper scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Dinglestomper ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dinglestomper's corner calls for a 1-2. Dinglestomper obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Dinglestomper scores with a nice body kick.
Dinglestomper thumps Test with a low kick.
Dinglestomper ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Test throws a body shot but no joy.
Dinglestomper scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Test doesn't seem bothered though.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dinglestomper stuns Test with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Dinglestomper scores with a jab to the head.
Dinglestomper misses with a head kick.
Test moves out of range of the body kick.
Dinglestomper digs a good hook to Test's body.
Dinglestomper throws the left hand but Test avoids the punch easily.
Dinglestomper staying out of range there.
Dinglestomper wants to land a leg kick but Test is out of range.
Dinglestomper connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Dinglestomper steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Test.
Dinglestomper is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Dinglestomper walks into a left hand.
Dinglestomper checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Dinglestomper staying out of range there.
Dinglestomper has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Dinglestomper scoring well with a low kick there.
Dinglestomper avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Test rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Dinglestomper counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Saggy Dinglestomper seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A jab from Test misses.
Test has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
A head kick misses from Dinglestomper.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Test.
Dinglestomper moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Test misses the jab.
Dinglestomper looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A low kick from Test is predictable there
and Dinglestomper counters with a slapping leg kick.
Test tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dinglestomper was well out of range. Poor timing from Test.
Dinglestomper goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Test avoids the head kick by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Test.
Test throws a jab but it's blocked by Dinglestomper.
Test throws a hook to the side of Dinglestomper's head but Dinglestomper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Test throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dinglestomper finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Dinglestomper scores with a kick to the midsection.
Test gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Dinglestomper with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Dinglestomper connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Test takes a head kick and keeps coming.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Test misses with a looping right.
Test thows a left - swing and a miss!
A decent looking cross lands there for Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper cracks Test with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Test on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Dinglestomper moves out of range as Test strikes.
Test throws a hook to the side of Dinglestomper's head but Dinglestomper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Test looks to score with a jab to the body but Dinglestomper is just out of range.
Dinglestomper slips a jab from Test.
Dinglestomper bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Test's head.
Dinglestomper connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Test misses with an uppercut. Dinglestomper saw that one coming.
Dinglestomper lands a nice leg kick that just misses Test's sensitive parts.
Dinglestomper wants to clinch.
Dinglestomper takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Test takes a shot to the body in his stride.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Test might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Dinglestomper.
Test swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dinglestomper lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Test missing with a left hand there. Dinglestomper was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A slow jab from Test misses its intended target.
Dinglestomper misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Test throws a big shot that misses.
Dinglestomper ducks under a wild hook from Test.
Dinglestomper tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dinglestomper connects with a leg kick. Test looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Test stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Dinglestomper.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A jab from Test misses.
Dinglestomper scores with a head kick.
Dinglestomper moves out of range of the strikes.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Dinglestomper, right into the meat.
Dinglestomper scores with a hook to the body. Test takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Saggy Dinglestomper showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Test throws a nice looking combination but Dinglestomper bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Dinglestomper throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Test.
Dinglestomper misses with a head kick.
Dinglestomper scoring well with a low kick there.
Nice cross by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper slips under a jab.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper connects with a high kick.
Dinglestomper uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Test.
Dinglestomper connects with an inside leg kick.
Test looks to land a right hand but Dinglestomper moved out of range.
A cross from Dinglestomper lands.
Test's legs have taken a beating and he's really slowing down as a result.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Test lands the left hand.
The fighters circle momentarily. Dinglestomper darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Dinglestomper throws a push kick but Test slaps the foot to one side.
Test misses with a straight left.
A nice inside leg kick there by Dinglestomper. That's going to slow Test down.
Dinglestomper throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Test.
Test throws a poor cross that misses
and Dinglestomper counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Test thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dinglestomper lands a high kick!
Dinglestomper fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Test.
Dinglestomper moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Dinglestomper throws a low kick, looking for Test's leg but Test calmly moves out of range.
Test throws a looping overhand right but Dinglestomper ducks down to avoid it.
Dinglestomper throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Test's head.
Dinglestomper lands a nice looking kick to the body. Test takes a step back to recover.
Test moves forwards but Dinglestomper connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Test throws an overhand right that lands on Dinglestomper's shoulder, as Dinglestomper tries to avoid the shot.
Dinglestomper lands a glancing blow to the side of Test's head.
Dinglestomper works the jab nicely.
Test keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot.
Fourth Test has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Test paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Test misses with a two punch combination.
Test misses with an uppercut.
Test throws a hook but Dinglestomper avoids it easily.
Dinglestomper keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Test.
Test is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Dinglestomper clobbers Test with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Dinglestomper scores with a jab to the head.
Test connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Dinglestomper is looking to slow Test down with leg kicks.
Test looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Test misses with a straight right.
Test pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Dinglestomper throws out a powerful jab.
Dinglestomper throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Dinglestomper lands a leg kick that knocks Test off balance momentarily.
Test takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Test misses with a right hand
and Dinglestomper counters with a nice uppercut.
Test waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dinglestomper.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Test looks to land a right hand but Dinglestomper moved out of range.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Test fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Dinglestomper on the side of the head.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick which misses Test's front leg but catches the back leg as Test tries to avoid it.
Test throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dinglestomper counters with a low kick, right behind Test 's knee.
Test has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Test there as he acknowledges the shot.
Test looks to land a left hand but Dinglestomper moved out of range nicely.
Dinglestomper connects with a body shot that sends Test's belly button to the back.
Test throws a series of punches but Dinglestomper avoids them all with ease.
Test misses with a straight right.
Test avoids the head kick by Dinglestomper.
Jab from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Test rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Dinglestomper counters with a three punch combo that has Test backing up. Test nods at Dinglestomper to acknowledge the strikes.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Test takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Test misses with an uppercut.
A telegraphed right hand from Test misses the target.
Dinglestomper tries a head kick but it misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that Test semi-blocks.
Dinglestomper lands a front kick.
Dinglestomper is looking to chop away at Test's legs.
Test swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Test takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Dinglestomper fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Test.
Test misses with a straight right.
Dinglestomper throws a right and a left that both miss.
Test throws a right hand that misses
and Dinglestomper counters with a one-two to the body.
Test pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Saggy Dinglestomper is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
A punch lands to the side of Test 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Test misses with a left hand
and Dinglestomper counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Dinglestomper works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Dinglestomper blocks a jab.
Dinglestomper looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Test misses with a straight left.
Test throws a hook but Dinglestomper blocks it.
The fighters circling - Test throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dinglestomper ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A little jabbing left from Dinglestomper on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
And that's the end of the fight!
Saggy Dinglestomper comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Dinglestomper has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 27:30
Judge William Peck scores the fight 27:30
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Saggy Dinglestomper!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Saggy Dinglestomper waved his t-shirt featuring Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing's logo in front of the cameras.
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