PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Test One (ranked 4549 p4p, 117 weight class) and Dude McWrestler (ranked 4801 p4p, 122 weight class). McWrestler is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Tenacious D - Dude. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

One
vs
McWrestler

176 cm
18
170 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

180 cm
18
167 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Intelligent

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Test One!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dude McWrestler!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Steven Brown and Phil Schofield.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Both fighters are only really looking to counter, so after a good 30 seconds of circling eachother endlessly, the referee has stepped in and told them both to be more aggressive.

One dives in and scores a takedown into McWrestler's guard.
One wants to control from the top but McWrestler keeps moving.
McWrestler seems keen to control One's posture.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
One looking to sit in guard and control but McWrestler gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McWrestler is stalling in the full guard.

One has an active guard here but McWrestler has managed to pass into half guard.
One is trying to get back to full guard.
McWrestler not doing much here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
One wants to control the action here but instead McWrestler manages to pass to full mount!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McWrestler avoids the attempt from One to control.
McWrestler sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
It looks like McWrestler might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
More stalling from McWrestler.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
One is looking to improve his position but McWrestler isn't that keen on the idea.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dude McWrestler comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well McWrestler has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Glass scores the fight 9:10
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 9:10
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 9:10

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dude McWrestler!
An out of breath Dude McWrestler thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.