PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Kurt Cobain (ranked 3359 p4p, 312 weight class) and Sorsa Lokki (ranked 7131 p4p, 501 weight class). Cobain's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Smells Like Teen Spirit. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Cobain
vs
Lokki

178 cm
19
158 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

170 cm
19
150 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Determined

Threads of HARDCORE

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Kurt Cobain!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Sorsa Lokki!
The judges for this bout are Francis DeMontford, Bruno Hogan and Summer Carpenter.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cobain throws a jab when Lokki was well out of range.
Cobain throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
We've been told by Cobain's head coaches at Hardcore Training System that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Lokki uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cobain.
Lokki fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cobain manages to avoid it.
Cobain tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Lokki was well out of range. Poor timing from Cobain.
Cobain connects with a single shot there.
Cobain ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Cobain misses the jab.
Cobain throws a body punch but Lokki moves out of range.
Cobain throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Lokki sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Despite the aggression on Lokki's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
The fighters circling - Cobain throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Lokki only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Lokki throws a body shot but no joy.
Cobain is looking to counter punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Cobain lands a big uppercut and Lokki crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Lokki looks OK. Cobain waves Lokki back to his feet!

Lokki is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cobain lands hard precision jab right on the jaw that stiffens Lokki up and sends him tumbling to the mat! The ref grabs Cobain from behind before he can pounce. Some folks in the crowd didn't like that stoppage, but I saw Lokki's eyes roll way back in his head, he was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kurt Cobain!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Kurt Cobain waved his t-shirt featuring Threads of HARDCORE's logo in front of the cameras.
The defeated Sorsa Lokki had this to say: 'gg'.