PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Pete Vonshredder (ranked 3256 p4p, 2376 weight class) and Louis C K (ranked 378 p4p, 293 weight class). Vonshredder kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Nobody Speak. C K has chosen Louis C.K.: back and still not black! as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Vonshredder
vs
C K

171 cm
33
185
20 - 11 - 1

183 cm
31
186
15 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 11 - 1, fighting out of New York, Pete Vonshredder!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Louis C K!
The judges for this bout are Konstantin Menshow, Ivan Kurochkin and Fedor Mirinova.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
C K connects with a good right hand that stumbles Vonshredder. Vonshredder circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
A left lands for C K.
C K throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
It looked like Vonshredder wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
C K moves out of range of the leg kick from Vonshredder.
A looping hook to the body misses from C K. Vonshredder does a little dance to reset his feet.
Vonshredder uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by C K.
C K has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.

Vonshredder clinches with his opponent.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Vonshredder.
C K swings wildly with an uppercut but Vonshredder uses good head movement to avoid it.
C K swings wildly with an uppercut but Vonshredder uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch on the inside from C K fails to land.
C K lands an uppercut.
C K has Vonshredder pressed against the cage, preventing Vonshredder from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
C K lands an uppercut.
C K doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Vonshredder blocks an uppercut.
C K misses with a punch on the inside.
C K tries a body shot but Vonshredder blocks it.
Vonshredder working hard to break the clinch.
C K struggles to land a body shot inside as Vonshredder controls his hands.
C K can't find room to land a body shot as Vonshredder controls the action.
A short uppercut from C K.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Vonshredder escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vonshredder rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but C K moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
C K ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Vonshredder moves away.
Nice body punch from C K.
C K wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Vonshredder misses with a looping left.
Vonshredder tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but C K was well out of range. Poor timing from Vonshredder.
C K slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Vonshredder looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Nice uppercut lands for C K. That snapped Vonshredder's head back.
Vonshredder throws a hook but C K avoids it easily.
Vonshredder keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from C K.
Vonshredder throws a big shot that misses.
Vonshredder swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Vonshredder ducks down and throws a hook to the body but C K moves away.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Vonshredder takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.

C K moves into the clinch successfully.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Vonshredder.
C K lands a hook that snaps the head of Vonshredder backwards.
C K tries to work over Vonshredder's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Vonshredder can't break the clinch.
Vonshredder wants to break the clinch but can't.
C K lands with a short punch from the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
C K tries a body shot but Vonshredder blocks it.
A right hand to the body from C K.
Vonshredder wants to get back to striking at distance but C K won't allow it.
C K scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A short right hand to the side of the head by C K.
C K has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Nice body punch from C K.
C K tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Vonshredder is trying to break the clinch but C K has him pressed against the cage.
C K goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Vonshredder is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
C K misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Vonshredder blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Vonshredder wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Vonshredder is looking to break free of the clinch but C K has double underhooks.
C K swings wildly with an uppercut but Vonshredder uses good head movement to avoid it.
C K stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
C K keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Vonshredder's efforts to push away.
Vonshredder looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
C K lands with a short punch from the clinch.
C K prevents Vonshredder from breaking the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
C K swings wildly with an uppercut but Vonshredder uses good head movement to avoid it.
C K prevents Vonshredder from breaking the clinch.
Vonshredder prevents a body shot from C K.
C K blocking some punches.
C K swings wildly with an uppercut but Vonshredder uses good head movement to avoid it.
C K is leaning against Vonshredder and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
C K swings wildly with an uppercut but Vonshredder uses good head movement to avoid it.
A left hand lands to the body for C K.
C K lands an uppercut.
C K lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Vonshredder has had enough of the clinch but C K keeps him there for the moment.
Vonshredder is trying to push C K away but C K has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.

Vonshredder drags the fight down to the ground.
C K stays in close to Vonshredder's body and controls the position.
C K's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
C K postures up in Vonshredder's guard and throws a big left but Vonshredder blocks it.
C K not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Vonshredder on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Vonshredder tries to get out of the position.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
A combination from Vonshredder does no damage.

Vonshredder clinches up against the cage.
A shot in the inside from C K.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
C K lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
C K doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

Vonshredder's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
C K smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Nice body punch from C K.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Louis C K dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

C K throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Vonshredder on the side of the head.
Vonshredder on the wrong end of a nice hook.
C K scores with a shot to the body.
C K lands with a hook. Vonshredder tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
C K throws a body shot but no joy.

Vonshredder looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
C K preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.
C K blocking the ground and pound attempt from Vonshredder.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
C K is concentrating on defense, preventing Vonshredder from advancing position.
C K is looking for a sweep. Vonshredder is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
C K has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Vonshredder is working away from the top position though.
C K preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
C K works his way to full guard. Good work.
C K has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Vonshredder tries to stand but C K is controlling from the bottom.
C K looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
C K is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

Vonshredder wants to get back to full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
C K wants to control but Vonshredder is keeping him busy.
C K content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
C K sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Vonshredder defending well though.
Well, if C K is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
C K thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Vonshredder's head.
Vonshredder is refusing to be controlled, as C K sits in half guard.
C K with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
C K trying to mount his opponent but Vonshredder defends it.
C K throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
C K controlling the action here.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Jab from C K.
C K is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
C K wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Vonshredder looks to throw the jab but C K is out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Vonshredder misses the target.
Vonshredder takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Vonshredder looks to score with a jab to the body but C K is just out of range.
C K tries to counter by closing the distance.
C K feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Vonshredder's calf.
C K lunges at Vonshredder with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Vonshredder's hand.
C K uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Vonshredder.
A jab from C K finds it's way through Vonshredder's defenses.
Vonshredder on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Vonshredder has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from C K finds it's way round the side to connect with Vonshredder's head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
C K throws a shot to the body.
Good exchange - Vonshredder coming out on top.
Vonshredder scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
C K has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
C K tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Vonshredder was well out of range. Poor timing from C K.
Louis C K seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Vonshredder lands with a cross.
Vonshredder looks to land a right hand but C K moved out of range.

C K gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
A head punch on the inside from C K fails to land.
C K gets through Vonshredder's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Vonshredder can't break the clinch.
C K can't find room to land a body shot as Vonshredder controls the action.
Vonshredder can't break the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Louis C K showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Vonshredder takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
C K lands a lovely overhand right.
Vonshredder drops his hands momentarily and C K takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Nice uppercut there from C K.
C K scores with a jab to the jaw.
The fighters circle momentarily. Vonshredder darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
C K fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
C K takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Vonshredder thuds a left hand into C K's body.
Vonshredder looks to throw the jab but C K is out of range.
Louis C K seems to be getting the better of the standup.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
C K blocks a jab.

C K has Vonshredder up against the cage in a clinch.
Vonshredder can't break the clinch.
C K has Vonshredder pressed against the cage, preventing Vonshredder from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
C K lands a body punch in the clinch.
Vonshredder misses with a short punch on the inside.
Vonshredder has had enough of the clinch but C K keeps him there for the moment.
Vonshredder takes a shot to the head.
C K tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Vonshredder's elbow.
Vonshredder has had enough of the clinch but C K keeps him there for the moment.

That's one minute gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for C K.
C K lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A right hand to the body from C K.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Vonshredder wants to break free but C K has control.
C K misses with a body punch.
C K scores with an uppercut up the middle.
C K lands a right hand that snaps the head of Vonshredder backwards.
Vonshredder tries to break the clinch but C K is controlling the position.
C K lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

Vonshredder is rocked!
A short uppercut from C K.
Oh Vonshredder is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
C K lands a big right hand that drops Vonshredder! The killer instinct kicks in and C K finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by C K!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:38 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Louis C K!
A very excited looking Louis C K rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.