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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ginger Jesus (ranked 3958 p4p, 7506 weight class) and Ivashin Dmitrievich (ranked 387 p4p, 549 weight class). Jesus comes into the arena with Jesus Walks BY-KANYE WEST blaring out of the sound system. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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15 - 4 - 0 |
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10 - 13 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin |
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World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ginger Jesus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ivashin Dmitrievich!
The judges for this bout are Igor Prikhodko, Aleksandr Martynov and Konstantin Menshow.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dmitrievich takes a swing at Jesus's ribcage but misses.
Dmitrievich tries to bum rush Jesus with a series of wild strikes but Jesus uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Jesus moves into range and clinches up with Dmitrievich.
Dmitrievich tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Jesus's elbow.
A hook to the body from Jesus.
Dmitrievich misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dmitrievich wants to get back to striking at distance but Jesus won't allow it.
Jesus throws a punch but it's blocked by Dmitrievich.
Jesus tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Dmitrievich's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Ginger Jesus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dmitrievich throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jesus sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jesus ducks under a wild hook from Dmitrievich.
Dmitrievich throws a low kick but Jesus avoids it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jesus tries to clinch but Dmitrievich is having none of it.
Dmitrievich is looking for the big counter here.
Jesus is looking to clinch.
Dmitrievich swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Jesus moves out of range of the leg kick from Dmitrievich.
Jesus is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Dmitrievich.
Dmitrievich with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Jesus uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dmitrievich.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jesus darts in and clinches Dmitrievich up against the cage.
Dmitrievich throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Jesuss head.
Dmitrievich scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Dmitrievich tries to throw a body punch but Jesus avoids it by throwing Dmitrievich back against the cage.
A nice left hand lands by Jesus.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Jesus creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Dmitrievich is looking to break free of the clinch but Jesus has double underhooks.
Jesus manages to break the clinch.
Jesus lands a nice shot that snaps Dmitrievich's head back.
It looks like Ivashin Dmitrievich has been cut.
Jesus circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops Dmitrievich to the canvas! Dmitrievich doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - Jesus keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ginger Jesus!
Our winner, Ginger Jesus, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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