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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Rip Snorten (ranked 1830 p4p, 1284 weight class) and Joseph Telushikin (ranked 255 p4p, 192 weight class). Snorten's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Sound of Silence. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 19 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rip Snorten!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Joseph Telushikin!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Arvi Lind and Ben Zyskovitsi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Snorten throws a nice outside leg kick.
Snorten moves forwards but Telushikin connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Snorten scores with a sloppy right hand. Telushikin should have avoided that one.
Telushikin throws an overhand right that lands on Snorten's shoulder, as Snorten tries to avoid the shot.
A slow jab from Telushikin misses its intended target.
Telushikin takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Snorten looks to score with a jab to the body but Telushikin is just out of range.
Snorten swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Snorten throws a jab but it's blocked by Telushikin.
Telushikin misses with a takedown attempt - Snorten sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Snorten smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Snorten throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Telushikin lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Snorten swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Telushikin with a nice cross.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Telushikin scores with a nice head shot.
Snorten throws a leg kick that is checked
and Telushikin counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Telushikin tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Snorten defends well and Telushikin ends up having to push Snorten into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Telushikin slips a straight right by Snorten.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Telushikin goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
A slow jab from Telushikin misses its intended target.
Snorten takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Telushikin blocks a jab.
Snorten tries to score with a low kick but Telushikin moves his leg out of the way.
Telushikin fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Snorten manages to avoid it.
Telushikin works Snorten's body with a nice hook.
Telushikin looks for a takedown but Snorten sprawls well.
Rip Snorten has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joseph Telushikin.
Nice uppercut lands for Snorten. That snapped Telushikin's head back.
Snorten is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Telushikin.
Telushikin looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Snorten throws a jab but it's blocked by Telushikin.
Telushikin takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Telushikin throws an overhand right that lands on Snorten's shoulder, as Snorten tries to avoid the shot.
Snorten lands with a thumping leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A solid body kick from Snorten.
Snorten moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Snorten throws out a leg kick but Telushikin moves out of range and Snorten only half commits.
Horrible takedown attempt by Telushikin or perhaps it was just good defense by Snorten, which made it look bad.
Snorten tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Telushikin manages to circle out of the way.
Telushikin with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Snorten to score with a decent uppercut.
Snorten jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A jab from Snorten misses.
Rip Snorten is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Telushikin swinging wildly here.
Snorten moves forwards but Telushikin connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Snorten throws a hook but Telushikin blocks it.
Snorten scores with a hook.
Telushikin is rocked!
Snorten scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Telushikin is still on wobbly legs! Can Snorten finish him?
Snorten drops Telushikin with a big left hand! Telushikin is injured, injured bad! Snorten jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rip Snorten!
A relieved looking Rip Snorten thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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