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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tommi Turmiola (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Turmiola's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Metallica: Enter Sandman. Tommi Turmiola has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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206 cm
24
262 lbs
2 - 2 - 0 |
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167 cm
22
280 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Prefers ground |
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Good wrestler
Great elbows
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Tommi Turmiola! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ron Jeremy! The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Tarja Halkonen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Turmiola checks a leg kick. Turmiola lands a jab to Jeremy's midsection. Jeremy tries to clinch but Turmiola is having none of it. Jeremy shoots for a double leg takedown but Turmiola sprawls well. He's pushed Jeremy's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily. Turmiola tries to clinch up and Jeremy counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Jeremy. Turmiola misses with the head strike.
Turmiola is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage. Nice body punch from Jeremy. Turmiola can't get the takedown.
Turmiola drops down looking for an ankle pick but Jeremy pulls his leg out and moves away.
Jeremy fails with a takedown attempt. Nice defenses there by Turmiola. Jeremy shoots in looking for a takedown. Turmiola tries to sprawl out of it but Jeremy keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Turmiola manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing. Tommi Turmiola has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ron Jeremy. Jeremy shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Turmiola pinned against the cage. Turmiola gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
That's one minute gone in the round. Turmiola looks to land a combination but Jeremy avoids it well. Jeremy shoots for a takedown but Turmiola saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily. Turmiola misses with a wild combination.
Turmiola tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Jeremy swivels and escapes. Turmiola cracks a nice hook into Jeremy's ribs. Turmiola moves into range and connects with a jab. Jeremy fails in his attempt to clinch. Turmiola dodges the punch combination from Jeremy.
Turmiola fails with the takedown and Jeremy counters with a single leg into guard. Turmiola didn't expect that. Jeremy wants to control from the top but Turmiola keeps moving.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Jeremy trying to move into half guard but instead Turmiola has managed to sweep! Jeremy looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Turmiola cracks Jeremy with a solid left hand. Turmiola stands up over Jeremy, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head. Jeremy wants to control but Turmiola passes easily into half guard.
Turmiola will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions. Jeremy trying to control here.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Jeremy is staying active underneath Turmiola, who seems content to just control the action from this position. Turmiola uses his free foot to push down on Jeremy's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Jeremy. Jeremy keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Jeremy is writhing around trying to get back to his feet. Jeremy is wriggling around trying to escape.
Turmiola breaks from Jeremy's wrist control and lands an elbow. Turmiola landing strikes, looking to finish! You get the feeling that Jeremy really doesn't like being in this position too much.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Jeremy wants to hold on but Turmiola pushes him away. The referee warns Jeremy that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Turmiola lands a big shot there that rocks Jeremy but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Turmiola jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Jeremy is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Jeremy and Turmiola has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Turmiola is breathing heavily. Turmiola trying to control the position but Jeremy is working away. Turmiola stands up and we're back to a striking position. The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end. Turmiola avoids the head kick by Jeremy.
Jeremy instigates a clinch. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Tommi Turmiola will probably get the nod. That's time! Back to the action!
Turmiola scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction. Jeremy shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Turmiola as he jumps to the side. Jeremy scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground. Turmiola wants to get back to his feet.
Jeremy is trying to control. Turmiola wants to improve his position but can't escape this time. Nice strikes from Jeremy there. Jeremy really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Turmiola. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out. It looks like Jeremy is going to stand back up.
Turmiola moves into full guard.
Jeremy trying to stand up but can't free himself from Turmiola's guard.
That's one minute gone in the round. Jeremy wants to pass the guard but Turmiola is keeping the position. Jeremy with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal. Jeremy wants to control from the top but Turmiola keeps moving. Jeremy won't allow Turmiola to sweep him here. Jeremy with a flurry of punches that miss.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up. Jeremy tries to clinch there but Turmiola circles away.
Turmiola throws a body punch but Jeremy moves out of range. Turmiola fails with a takedown attempt. Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here. Jeremy tries to close the distance and clinch but Turmiola swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
That's two minutes gone in the round. The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight. Jeremy has a takedown stuffed. Jeremy avoids a kick to the body.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Jeremy. Tommi Turmiola has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ron Jeremy. Jeremy has a takedown stuffed. Turmiola ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jeremy moves away. Jeremy looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily. Turmiola throws a nice head kick!
Turmiola lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jeremy circles away quickly and effectively. A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Turmiola. Jeremy throws a head kick that misses and Turmiola counters with a one-two to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Jeremy rushes Turmiola and presses him up against the cage. Jeremy blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Turmiola has had enough of the clinch but Jeremy keeps him there for the moment. Turmiola is pressed up against the cage. Jeremy has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Turmiola down to the mat. Turmiola avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance. Jeremy misses with a few strikes there.
Turmiola fails in his attempt to clinch. Jeremy circles away from the clinch attempt and Jeremy holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch. Jeremy pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat. Jeremy looks for a takedown but Turmiola sprawls well. Jeremy avoids the head kick by Turmiola.
Turmiola tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. Jeremy instigates a clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Jeremy breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. Turmiola misses with a takedown attempt - Jeremy sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses. Jeremy scores to the head and body with a nice combination! Jeremy throws a head kick that misses and Turmiola counters with a head kick. Turmiola stuffs the takedown attempt from Jeremy. Jeremy gets slowly back to his feet. Jeremy shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Turmiola as he jumps to the side. Jeremy tries to clinch but Turmiola is having none of it. Jeremy throws a right and a left that Turmiola avoids nicely. Turmiola tries to clinch and Jeremy counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Turmiola's guard now. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Jeremy tries to stand but Turmiola is controlling from the bottom. Turmiola wants to stand up but Jeremy is controlling him. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ron Jeremy showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards. That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
Turmiola tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Jeremy paws at him with a jab and circles away. Jeremy throws a sloppy head kick and Turmiola moves out of range easily. Jeremy drives through and clinches with Turmiola against the cage.
Turmiola pushes off an throws an elbow but Jeremy leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage. Jeremy keeps control of Turmiola as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks. Turmiola misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Jeremy.
Turmiola avoiding damage as Jeremy throws knees to the body.
Turmiola gets through Jeremy's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head. Jeremy changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Turmiola fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Turmiola is looking to take this fight into the clinch. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Jeremy is looking to land body kicks. Both fighters are breathing heavily. Jeremy shoots for a takedown but Turmiola saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
That's one minute gone in the round. Jeremy clinches. Jeremy tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Tommi Turmiola has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ron Jeremy. Turmiola looking for a takedown. Jeremy fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Jeremy just leaning against Turmiola, taking a breather. Jeremy avoiding damage as Turmiola throws knees to the body.
Jeremy fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Jeremy fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Jeremy missing with knees to the body.
Jeremy pulls guard effortlessly. Turmiola trying to control but Jeremy is working from the bottom. Turmiola advances to half guard. Jeremy is trying to stand up here but Turmiola is controlling him well. Jeremy tries to get to full guard but Turmiola has control of the leg.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Jeremy is in trouble now - Turmiola has advanced to mount! Jeremy wants to control but Turmiola is having none of it. Turmiola punishing his opponent with strikes. Turmiola is working for a guillotine from mount but Jeremy frees his head quite easily.
Jeremy is trying desperately to improve position. Jeremy is squirming around, avoiding Turmiola's attempts to control the action.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Jeremy is working to get back to half guard.
Jeremy wants to control but Turmiola is having none of it. Jeremy working to try and regain half guard.
Jeremy tries to hold on but Turmiola postures up.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless. Jeremy is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Turmiola lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning. Turmiola tries to control but Jeremy wriggling away. Turmiola with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
Jeremy is in all sorts of trouble here.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over. Turmiola is working for a guillotine from mount but Jeremy frees his head quite easily.
And that's the end of the fight! Tommi Turmiola showed his dominance in that final round. I think Turmiola has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 29:28 Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 29:28 Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tommi Turmiola!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
55% |
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