PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hank Hill (ranked 24176 p4p, 2389 weight class) and Ron Burgundy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hill kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is King Of The Hill Theme. Ron Burgundy is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Hill
vs
Burgundy

187 cm
21
224
1 - 3 - 0

188 cm
48
215
71 - 28 - 1

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

KAISER Nutrition - Q160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Hank Hill!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 71 - 28 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Ron Burgundy!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Yves DeLean and Dillan Fox.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hill scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Hill misses with an uppercut.
Burgundy takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.

It looks like Ron Burgundy has been cut.
Hill throws a right hand that misses
letting Burgundy counter with a right hand.
Hill throws the left hand but Burgundy avoids the punch easily.
Hill misses with a shot to the body
and Burgundy counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Burgundy thows a left - swing and a miss!
Burgundy moves out of range as Hill strikes.
Burgundy drops his hands momentarily and Hill takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Hill scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Hill looks to throw the jab but Burgundy is out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A jab from Hill finds it's way through Burgundy's defenses.
Hill thows a left - swing and a miss!
Burgundy looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Hill throws out a loose jab but Burgundy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Burgundy swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hill misses with a left hand
letting Burgundy counter with a right hand.
Burgundy slips under a jab.
The crowd cheers as Burgundy lands an impressive looking overhand right. Hill doesn't seem phased though.
Hill connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Burgundy misses with an uppercut. Hill saw that one coming.
Hill moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Hill scores with a jab. Burgundy acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Hill is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Burgundy.
Hill swings away with a body shot that misses
and Hill takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

It looks like Hank Hill has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hill throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Burgundy on the side of the head.
Hill misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Burgundy.
Burgundy appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Hill throws a lazy uppercut
and Burgundy counters with a lovely shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hill misses with a straight left.
Hill pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Burgundy appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Hill scores with a crisp jab that stopped Burgundy in his tracks.
Burgundy on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Hill lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Hill misses with a looping right.
Hill looks to land a left hand but Burgundy moved out of range nicely.
Burgundy keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Hill.
Hill scores with a hook to the body. Burgundy takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Burgundy moves out of range of the strikes.
Hill feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Burgundys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hill rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Burgundy connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Hill throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hill misses with a straight right.
Hill misses with a hook. Burgundy ducked under it nicely.
Burgundy scores with a shot to the body.
Nice uppercut lands for Hill. That snapped Burgundy's head back.
Nice uppercut there from Hill.
Hill throws a hook but Burgundy avoids it easily.
Burgundy let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Burgundy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hill.
Burgundy changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Hill throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Burgundy feints the counter takedown.
Burgundy ducks under a wild hook from Hill.
Hill throws the left hand but Burgundy avoids the punch easily.
And Burgundy tries to counter it with a takedown but Hill pushes his down on his head and steps out.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hill throws a lazy right hand but Burgundy sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Hill misses with a looping left.
Hill swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Burgundy changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Hill rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Burgundy moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
It seemed like Burgundy was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Burgundy scores with a leg kick.
A decent looking cross lands there for Hill.
Hill misses with a straight right.
Hill misses with a left hand

so Burgundy counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Hill keeping full guard, as Burgundy tries to pass.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hank Hill dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Hill misses with a straight left.
Burgundy blocks a jab.
Burgundy doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Hill with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Good exchange - Hill coming out on top.
Burgundy throws an overhand right that lands on Hill's shoulder, as Hill tries to avoid the shot.
Burgundy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Burgundy uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hill.
Hill throws a jab but it's blocked by Burgundy.
Burgundy is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Burgundy keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Hill.
Hill misses with a lunging right hand
and Burgundy counters with a nice uppercut.
Hill throws a hook but Burgundy blocks it.
Hill ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Burgundy moves away.
Burgundy was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Burgundy has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.

That's one minute gone in the round.
No joy there for Burgundy, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Burgundy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hill.
Burgundy doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Hill throws a right hand that misses
and Burgundy counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Hill is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Hill throws a good cross that connects.
Burgundy gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Hill.
Hill throws out a loose jab but Burgundy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hill keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Burgundy.
Hank Hill is winning the standup battle so far.
Hill throws a poor cross that misses
and Burgundy counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Hill moves into range and connects with a jab.
Hill listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Hill lands a jab to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Burgundy displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hill throws out the jab.
A little jabbing left from Burgundy on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Burgundy ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Burgundy changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Burgundy has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
The fighters circling - Hill throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A swing and a miss from Hill.
And Burgundy tries to counter it with a takedown but Hill pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Hill throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Burgundy cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Some wild striking there from Hill.
Hill throws a poor cross that misses
and Burgundy counters with a left to the body.
Hill throws a shot from downtown. Burgundy moves away and avoids it.
Burgundy ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Hill is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Burgundy ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hill's jab looks to have found its range, popping Burgundy under the eye.
Hill misses with a looping left.
Hill misses with a lunging right hand
and Burgundy connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Hill swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Hill throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Hill takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Hank Hill seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hill waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Burgundy.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Burgundy! But no joy.
Burgundy throws a body punch but Hill moves out of range.
Burgundy uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hill.
Hill swings widly with a right hand
and Burgundy counters with a thumping low kick.
Hill throws a right hand that misses

and Burgundy counters with a nice right hand that sends Hill toppling to the canvas! Hill scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Burgundy finish him?!

Hill is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hill rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Burgundy counters with a left and a right... and another left... and another!! That last one turned off the lights! Hill has no idea who he is and is as he gazes up at the spotlights. Brutal knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Ron Burgundy!
Ron Burgundy made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'Hank Hill? Who the f00k is that guy?'.