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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Eagles Farted (ranked 2755 p4p, 294 weight class) and Renan Nunes (ranked 5833 p4p, 473 weight class). I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!
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145 lbs
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165 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
Powerful takedowns
Brawler
Very strong |
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BJJ Purple Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Eagles Farted!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Renan Nunes!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Bart Greer and Santiago Holmes.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Farted drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Nunes is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Farted has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Farted throws a strike aimed at the side of Nunes's head but Nunes avoids it well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Farted tries to stand but Nunes is controlling his head.
Farted tries for a kimura but Nunes is defending well.
Nunes is trying to escape the position but Farted is controlling the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Farted tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Nunes is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Farted fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Farted tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Farted has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
Farted trying to control the position but Nunes is working away.
Nunes is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Farted is controlling him well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Farted is looking to take a break and control but Nunes is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Nunes stops Farted from passing to mount.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Farted wants to stand but Nunes is controlling his arm.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Farted closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Farted is looking to take a break and control but Nunes is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Farted throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nunes keeping control of the position.
Nunes is trying to stand up here but Farted is controlling him well.
Farted wants to stand up but Nunes is controlling the position.
Farted trying to control the action but Nunes is working from the bottom.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Farted thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Nunes's head.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Farted keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Farted definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Nunes misses with the body kick
so Farted counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Farted wants to stand but Nunes is controlling his posture from full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Farted's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Nunes keeping moving, preventing Farted from controlling successfully.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Farted is really struggling to control Nunes but he's trying to hold on to the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eagles Farted dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Farted shoots in looking for a takedown but Nunes manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Farted's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Nunes shoots in but Farted avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Nunes throws a leg kick
so Farted counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Nunes wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and Farted manages to pass to side control.
Farted missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Farted really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Nunes is staying active underneath Farted, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Farted takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Farted stops Nunes from getting back to his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Farted is looking to take a break and control but Nunes is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Farted tries to pass to full mount but Nunes defends it.
Farted prevents Nunes from standing back up.
Nunes blocking the ground and pound attempt from Farted.
Farted stops Nunes from getting back to his feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Farted is keen to just control but Nunes is a slippery customer.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Farted blocks the body kick.
Nunes misses with a kick to the body
and Farted counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Farted.
Farted wants to break free but Nunes has control.
Farted is trying to break free.
A frustrated look appears on Farted's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Nunes breaks from the clinch.
Farted has closed the distance and engaged Nunes in a clinch.
Nunes tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Nunes has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Farted avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Farted is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Nunes can do to turn this around?
Farted has picked Nunes up - he's going for a ride! Farted dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Farted is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Farted prevents Nunes from improving his position.
Eagles Farted overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Farted seems to be looking for submissions.
Farted sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Nunes is staying active underneath Farted, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Farted working the head and body with strikes.
Farted sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Nunes defending well though.
Farted is looking to take a break and control but Nunes is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Farted trying to control the pace.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Farted here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Nunes gets caught napping as Farted dives in and scores a takedown. Nunes manages to retain guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eagles Farted dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
Farted throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Good work by Farted as he checks the leg kick.
Farted is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Nunes.
Farted bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Farted wants to lay and pray for a moment but Nunes keeps working.
Nunes is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Farted asserts his dominance and retains side control.
You can see the frustration on Nunes's face as Farted controls the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nunes is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Farted asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Nunes being controlled for a moment.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Farted tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Farted wants to stand but Nunes is controlling his arm.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Farted forces Nunes back against the cage and clinches.
Farted has Nunes pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Farted pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Nunes tumbling to the mat - Farted dives into Nunes's guard.
Farted controls from within his opponent's guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nunes is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Farted dives into side control.
Nunes defending against the ground and pound.
Farted trying to control the action but Nunes is working from the bottom.
Farted misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Farted is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Nunes's shoulder. That is not cool.
Nunes wants to get back to his feet but Farted drags him back down.
Farted is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Nunes will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Farted working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Farted is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Nunes will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Nunes parries the strikes from Farted easily there. Farted is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Nunes to escape.
An elbow from Farted crashes against the mat.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Farted goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Nunes has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Farted but great work by Nunes.
Farted tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Nunes wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Nunes decides to stand up, so the ref orders Farted to his feet.
Renan Nunes has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Nunes lunges at Farted with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Farted's hand.
Farted shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Nunes sprawls well. Nunes wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Farted gets slowly back to his feet.
Farted moves out of range as Nunes strikes.
Nunes missing with a left hand there. Farted was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Farted is looking for a counter combo.
Nunes gets caught flat footed, as Farted shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Farted trying to control but Nunes is working from the bottom.
Eagles Farted is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Farted looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
And that's the end of the fight!
Eagles Farted showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Farted, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dirk Anderson scores the fight 30:27
Judge Bart Greer scores the fight 30:27
Judge Santiago Holmes scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eagles Farted!
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RATING
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