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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Fan Boi (ranked 2152 p4p, 2430 weight class) and Carl Sweetchuck (ranked 293 p4p, 333 weight class). Sweetchuck has chosen Police Academy as his entrance music. Fan Boi is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Fan Boi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Carl Sweetchuck!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Cecil Peabody and Wesley Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sweetchuck with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Boi to score with a decent uppercut.
Boi misses with a hook.
Boi thows a left - swing and a miss!
Boi moves away from the strike by Sweetchuck.
Boi lands with a right hand.
Boi throws a poor cross that misses
and Sweetchuck counters with a straight right hand.
Sweetchuck tries for a takedown but Boi sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Boi misses with the combination.
Boi stuns Sweetchuck with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Boi scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Sweetchuck tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Boi was well out of range. Poor timing from Sweetchuck.
Boi half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Boi looks to score with a jab to the body but Sweetchuck is just out of range.
Sweetchuck defending well as Boi loads up on a big left hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sweetchuck gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Sweetchuck tries to throw a body punch but Boi avoids it by throwing Sweetchuck back against the cage.
Sweetchuck jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Boi walks away with a smile on his face. Sweetchuck gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Boi looks to land a right hand but Sweetchuck moved out of range.
Sweetchuck will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Fan Boi has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Carl Sweetchuck.
The fight stays on the outside here - Sweetchuck looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Boi appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Boi throws a leg kick which misses Sweetchuck's front leg but catches the back leg as Sweetchuck tries to avoid it.
Boi slips a jab from Sweetchuck.
Boi closes the distance and clinches up with Sweetchuck, looking for a takedown. Boi pushes Sweetchuck against the cage but Sweetchuck circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Boi looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Sweetchuck doesn't manage to clinch there - Boi circles away.
Boi is looking for a counter combo.
Sweetchuck misses with a looping right.
Jab from Boi.
Sweetchuck throws a shot from downtown. Boi moves away and avoids it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sweetchuck wants to clinch up but Boi keeps it at a distance.
Sweetchuck closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sweetchuck seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Boi wants to get back to full guard.
Boi looking for submissions off his back.
Sweetchuck is keen to just control but Boi is a slippery customer.
Sweetchuck wants to stand but Boi has hold of a leg and an arm, so he's trapped for now.
Sweetchuck lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Boi trying to control here.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boi makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Boi.
Boi throws a couple of weedy looking strikes off his back.
Boi keeping moving, preventing Sweetchuck from controlling successfully.
Boi striking off his back but it's not causing Sweetchuck any problems.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Boi looking to hit a scissor sweep but Sweetchuck is one step ahead there.
Sweetchuck looking to pass the guard.
Boi working a defensive guard here.
Boi manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Sweetchuck manages to get himself to full guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boi lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Boi controlling from the top position.
Boi trying to control but Sweetchuck is working from the bottom.
Sweetchuck looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Boi trying to control but Sweetchuck is working from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Fan Boi dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Sweetchuck misses with a wild body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Boi. Sweetchuck does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sweetchuck let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Boi throws a lazy head kick
and Sweetchuck connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Sweetchuck steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Boi.
Boi throws a body shot but no joy.
Fan Boi is winning the standup battle so far.
Boi swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Sweetchuck rushes Boi and presses him up against the cage.
Boi misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Boi takes a shot to the head.
Sweetchuck blocks an uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sweetchuck tries for a takedown but Boi manages to get underhooks.
Sweetchuck scores with a shot to the side of Boi's head.
Sweetchuck digs a right hand underneath Boi's ribcage. Boi let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Boi on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Sweetchuck cracks Boi with a nice body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sweetchuck tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Sweetchuck lands a body shot in the clinch.
Good body shot from Sweetchuck.
Sweetchuck has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Boi clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
Sweetchuck controlling well, preventing Boi from escaping the position.
Carl Sweetchuck has got the better of the ground game so far.
Boi is working hard here to advance position.
Sweetchuck connects with a big shot to the side of Boi's head.
Will Sweetchuck go for the finish here or will he try and keep control of the position?
Sweetchuck just keeping the dominant position. He can't wait too long though, otherwise the referee will stand them back up.
Boi can't escape the position.
Boi is displaying good submission defense - not really looking in danger of submitting to the rear naked choke at the moment. That could change in an instant of course if Sweetchuck gets his way!
Sweetchuck working for a RNC but it's not happening just yet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Boi avoids the strikes from Sweetchuck.
Boi is really stuck here.
Boi prevents Sweetchuck from getting a body triangle.
Boi wants to escape the position.
Sweetchuck has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Sweetchuck punches the canvas rather than the man.
Sweetchuck is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Boi knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Boi for a finish.
Boi trying to control the hands but Sweetchuck breaks the grip.
Can Boi hold on?! Sweetchuck is landing more strikes to his hapless foe.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sweetchuck is not going to allow Boi to sit and survive in this position.
Boi tries to escape but Sweetchuck has the hooks in and won't let him break free.
Sweetchuck trying desperately to keep hold of the dominant position.
Boi tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
The referee warns Boi that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Boi wants to hold on but Sweetchuck pushes him away.
Sweetchuck looking to control but Boi is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Boi is looking to improve his position but Sweetchuck isn't that keen on the idea.
The referee warns Boi that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Boi is rocked!
Boi working to try and regain half guard.
BOOM! Sweetchuck connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Oh Boi is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sweetchuck lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Boi swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
Sweetchuck is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Boi to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Boi shrugs it off.
Boi sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Sweetchuck thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Boi seems to have got his legs back now.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sweetchuck wants to control but Boi is keeping him busy.
Sweetchuck prevents Boi from improving his position.
Boi moves into full guard.
Sweetchuck works over Boi with some ground and pound from guard.
Sweetchuck got a little sloppy there for a moment and Boi has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Sweetchuck has managed to get both his arms back between Boi's legs - danger averted.
Boi has his foot on Sweetchuck's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Sweetchuck works his way back into a safe position though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Carl Sweetchuck showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Sweetchuck lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Boi takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
No joy there for Boi, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Sweetchuck is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Nice cross by Boi.
Boi closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Boi lands in his opponent's guard.
Sweetchuck looking to control.
Sweetchuck throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Boi escapes and throws Sweetchuck's legs to the side, diving into side control!
Boi working away.
Sweetchuck felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sweetchuck takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Sweetchuck gets back to half guard.
Boi wants to control but Sweetchuck is keeping him busy.
Sweetchuck is pressing down on Boi's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Boi got a little sloppy there for a moment and Sweetchuck has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Boi has managed to get both his arms back between Sweetchuck's legs - danger averted.
Boi throwing strikes from guard but Sweetchuck blocks nicely.
Boi connects with a couple of short punches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boi controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Sweetchuck will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
Sweetchuck is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Boi looking to pass the guard.
Boi preventing the sweep.
Sweetchuck looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Boi passes into half guard.
Boi wants to pass to mount but Sweetchuck is defending the position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Boi in particular looking to stall.
Sweetchuck looking for submissions off his back.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Boi will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Sweetchuck slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Boi passes into half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Boi is looking to take a break and control but Sweetchuck is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Boi looks to land a strike but Sweetchuck avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
Sweetchuck looking for a guillotine here but Boi defends easily.
Sweetchuck looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Sweetchuck keeping moving, preventing Boi from controlling successfully.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
And that's the end of the fight!
Fan Boi showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Boi has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 29:28
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 29:28
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fan Boi!
Fan Boi decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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