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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fatty McFatass (ranked 4570 p4p, 4774 weight class) and Darek Zuber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fatty McFatass has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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Good wrestling
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Fatty McFatass!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Darek Zuber!
The judges for this bout are Ryoma Takatsuka, Josh West and Colin Fray.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McFatass slaps away a takedown attempt from Zuber, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Zuber defends well against a solid takedown attempt from McFatass.
A combination from Zuber does no damage.
McFatass looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
McFatass thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Zuber's head.
Zuber is not content to let McFatass control the position.
McFatass missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Zuber keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Zuber avoiding damage under a succession of punches from McFatass.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McFatass throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
McFatass is stalling here. Zuber is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! McFatass seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Zuber has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
Zuber should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
McFatass manages to get back to half guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Zuber landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
McFatass has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
McFatass is looking to improve his position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zuber scoring with strikes to the body and head.
McFatass regains full guard. Nicely done.
McFatass lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
McFatass connects with a couple of short punches.
Zuber avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
McFatass stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Zuber swivels though and keeps the full guard.
McFatass makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Zuber really doesn't want to stay on the ground with McFatass. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Zuber is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst McFatass is controlling him.
McFatass wants to control from the top but Zuber keeps moving.
McFatass won't allow Zuber to get back to his feet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McFatass throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Zuber works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
McFatass throwing strikes from guard but Zuber blocks nicely.
McFatass landing with the ground and pound.
McFatass stops Zuber from standing up.
Zuber keeping full guard, as McFatass tries to pass.
McFatass throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Zuber preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Zuber avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
McFatass landing with the ground and pound.
McFatass working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McFatass loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
McFatass with a flurry of punches that miss.
McFatass slips nicely into half guard.
McFatass is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
McFatass unloads with some shots from mount but Zuber bucks and avoids them well.
McFatass throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
McFatass lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
It looks like Darek Zuber has been cut.
McFatass throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
McFatass lands a heavy shot. That's hurt Zuber! McFatass sees the opportunity and turns up the heat - strike after strike land to the defenseless Zuber and the ref dives in to save him! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Fatty McFatass!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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