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CACC 93 CORONA 1ST RD PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Professor Dickweed (ranked 1924 p4p, 249 weight class) and Joe Average (ranked 2079 p4p, 277 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the light heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Montreal, with a TWGC record of 15 wins and 11 losses; Professor Dickweed! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Montreal, with a TWGC record of 10 wins and 2 losses; Joe Average!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Gwen Towbar and Tiny Johnson.
The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
Dickweed tries to sprawl but Average drives through with a takedown into half guard. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Dickweed (0) vs (2) Average
Average is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Dickweed is refusing to be controlled, as Average sits in half guard.
We've been hearing good reports from Dickweed's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Average seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
The fighters are battling for position here. Dickweed manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Average stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Dickweed swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Dickweed being controlled here, momentarily.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dickweed controlling the position.
Dickweed keeping full guard, as Average tries to pass.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dickweed looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Average trying to control the position from guard on top but Dickweed is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Dickweed is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Average stopping the sweep attempt from Dickweed.
My spies in Blood^and^Guts inform me that Average has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
Average looking to pass the guard.
Dickweed lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Dickweed (2) vs (2) Average
Average is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Average working a defensive guard here.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Average has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Average working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Dickweed doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Dickweed manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Dickweed wants to control from the top but Average keeps moving.
Average controls Dickweed momentarily but Dickweed frees himself.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Average wants to control but instead he gets his guard passed and Dickweed is now in half guard.
Average is looking to improve his position.
Average gets back to full guard.
Average controlling Dickweed's posture.
Average wants to sweep here but Dickweed controlling him for the moment.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dickweed trying to control the position from guard on top but Average is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Average working a defensive guard here.
Average wants to sweep here but Dickweed controlling him for the moment.
Average pulls Dickweed in close to prevent any damage.
Average is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Dickweed trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Average manages to land a sweep and now he's on top! Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Dickweed (2) vs (4) Average
Dickweed trying to control the position.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Average not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Average being controlled here momentarily.
Dickweed is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Dickweed tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Average trying to control but Dickweed is working from the bottom.
Dickweed working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Average doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Average manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Average wants to control from the top but Dickweed keeps moving.
Average passes easily into side control. Nice work. Score +3 for passing guard: Dickweed (2) vs (7) Average
Dickweed is looking to reverse the position.
Average thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Average wants to lay and pray for a moment but Dickweed keeps working.
Dickweed is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Average's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Average is looking to advance position but Dickweed won't allow it.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Average is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Dickweed is just riding it out for now. Average eventually gives up the hold.
Dickweed trying to control from the bottom.
Average wants to control but Dickweed is keeping him busy.
Dickweed looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Dickweed is looking for a sweep. Average is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Dickweed trying to control here.
Average seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Dickweed does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Average passes the guard and advances to mount! Score +3 for passing guard: Dickweed (2) vs (10) Average
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Average trying to control but Dickweed is having none of it.
Average is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Average prevents Dickweed from getting the reversal.
Average is looking to work his way around to Dickweed's back. He needs to be careful though, as he's in danger of losing this dominant position.
Dickweed controls the position.
Average fails to move to back control.
Average prevents Dickweed from getting the reversal.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Average can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Dickweed is looking to escape.
Dickweed working to try and regain half guard.
Dickweed tries to hold on but Average pushes him away.
Average wants to take Dickweed's back but he can't do it this time.
Dickweed is working to get back to half guard.
Average tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
That's ten minutes gone in the round.
Dickweed is trying to escape the mount.
Average trying to control but Dickweed is having none of it.
Dickweed slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Dickweed tries to roll over but Average keeps him under control.
Average trying to control from half guard but Dickweed is working away.
The fighters are battling for position here. Dickweed manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Dickweed can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Average controls the pace.
Dickweed looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Average passes into half guard.
That's eleven minutes gone in the round.
Average is trying to control the action in half guard but Dickweed is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Average trying to control from Dickweed's half guard. Dickweed has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
Dickweed is looking for a triangle but Average pushes his legs off easily.
Dickweed is trying to keep Average in close.
Dickweed working for a triangle but Average defends it easily.
Average passes into half guard.
That's twelve minutes gone in the round.
Average performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Average seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Dickweed does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Dickweed trying to control from the bottom.
Average wants to free his trapped foot but Dickweed is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Dickweed is staying active underneath Average, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Average wants to pass the guard but Dickweed is defending well.
Dickweed has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Average is working away from the top position though.
Dickweed is refusing to be controlled, as Average sits in half guard.
That's thirteen minutes gone in the round.
Dickweed is looking to get full guard. It looks like he might be successful but at the last minute Average jumps into side control! Score +3 for passing guard: Dickweed (2) vs (13) Average
Dickweed is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Average's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Average prevents Dickweed from improving his position.
Dickweed manages to get to full guard.
Dickweed keeping full guard, as Average tries to pass.
Dickweed looking for a sweep. Not yet Dickweed, not yet.
Average wants to control from the top but Dickweed keeps moving.
That's fourteen minutes gone in the round.
Dickweed looking to hit a scissor sweep but Average is one step ahead there.
Average trying to control but Dickweed is working from the bottom.
Dickweed trying to control the position.
Dickweed keeping moving, preventing Average from controlling successfully.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Average engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
And that's the end of the fight!
Average wins on points by 13 to 2.
A pretty intense looking Joe Average took the opportunity post-fight to ask for a shot at the title. |
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