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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Middle Finger (ranked 3435 p4p, 6609 weight class) and Simon Headley (ranked 379 p4p, 561 weight class). Finger comes to the cage accompanied by Side to Side. Headley has chosen Pharaohe Monch - Simon Says as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Middle Finger is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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176 cm 18 158 2 - 0 - 0 |
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172 cm 25 163 0 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt Excellent MT Cardio machine |
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BJJ Blue Belt Decent boxing Likes musicals |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Middle Finger! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Simon Headley! The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Anni Minnemäki and Roosa Järviläinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Finger connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head. Finger connects with a nice looking jab.
Finger throws the left hand but Headley avoids the punch easily. Finger avoids the body shot from Headley.
Finger gets tackled into the cage by Headley. Headley maintains the clinch. Finger escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Finger definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight. Finger leaves Headley with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Finger misses with a wild body shot. Finger lands a jab to the head.
Middle Finger seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Finger uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Headley.
That's one minute gone in the round. Headley takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Headley is rocked! Finger ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Headley moves away. Headley is looking to clinch. Finger slips a jab and a cross from Headley.
Headley drives through and clinches with Finger against the cage.
Finger pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat. Finger fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Headley on the side of the head. Headley is still on wobbly legs! Can Finger finish him? Finger lands an uppercut, right on the button! Headley tumbles backwards into the cage, staring vacantly into space! He's got no idea where he is, who he is or what day it is... Poor guy.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Middle Finger! A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Middle Finger made sure he mentioned Brooklyn Apothecary, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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