PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Alexandr Kurilenko (ranked 4487 p4p, 5734 weight class) and Joostun Gaycunt (ranked 454 p4p, 521 weight class). Joostun Gaycunt is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Kurilenko
vs
Gaycunt

177 cm
23
161
1 - 0 - 0

180 cm
25
160
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

Rekt Inevitably
MKFC

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Alexandr Kurilenko!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joostun Gaycunt!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Arvi Lind.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gaycunt connects with a body shot that sends Kurilenko's belly button to the back.
A lazy left from Kurilenko finds it's target.

Kurilenko darts in and clinches Gaycunt up against the cage.
Gaycunt is trying to break the clinch but Kurilenko has him pressed against the cage.
Gaycunt wants to break the clinch but can't.
Kurilenko tries to land a knee to the head but Gaycunt blocks with his arms.
Kurilenko misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kurilenko throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Gaycunt blocks it with crossed arms.
Kurilenko keeps control of Gaycunt as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Kurilenko keeps control of Gaycunt as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Gaycunt breaks the clinch.
Gaycunt throws a combination that misses

and Kurilenko counters by clinching up.
Kurilenko throws a head punch that misses.

Kurilenko turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Kurilenko manages to end up in side control.
Gaycunt tries to wriggle free to get back to his feet but he's given up his back! Oops.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kurilenko seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
Kurilenko trying to control.
Gaycunt is trying to get back to his feet but he's not managed it yet.

Kurilenko sinks in the hooks and is looking for the choke. He's got it! Gaycunt taps out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Alexandr Kurilenko!
Joostun Gaycunt spoke after the fight, saying 'Thanks for the fight '.