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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Chubby Funster (ranked 2295 p4p, 2154 weight class) and Garth Wader (ranked 251 p4p, 237 weight class). Funster comes to the cage accompanied by Village People - YMCA. Chubby Funster could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Garth Wader's chin.
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BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
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Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Chubby Funster!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Garth Wader!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Colin Fotheringham and Steven Brown.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Funster missing with a left hand there. Wader was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Wader has Funster up against the cage in a clinch.
Funster tries to work over Wader's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Funster throws a head punch that misses.
Funster pulls guard successfully.
Wader wants to get up but he can't break Funster's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Wader must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Funster is looking for a triangle but Wader pushes his legs off easily.
Funster looking for a guillotine here but Wader defends easily.
Funster is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Funster has a closed guard, preventing Wader from standing up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wader decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Funster throws a lazy right hand but Wader sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Wader throws a hook to the side of Funster's head but Funster sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A little feinted left hand from Funster on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Wader fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Funster, pushing him back against the cage.
Wader tries a knee to the head but Funster blocks it.
I was talking to Funster's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Funster struggles to land a body shot inside as Wader controls his hands.
Wader tries a knee to the head but Funster blocks it.
Funster is working Wader over against the cage.
Wader swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Funster jumps guard but Wader stands there with Funster around his waist. Funster gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Wader blocks a body shot from Funster.
A short body shot lands from Funster as the two fighters clinch.
Wader misses with an elbow over the top.
Wader putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Funster in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Wader throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Funster blocks it with crossed arms.
Wader misses with a knee strike.
Wader connects with a nasty looking knee right to Funster's face.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Funster gets control of Wader's arms and successfully pulls guard. Funster will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Funster escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Wader gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Funster is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Funster has managed to work for a loose triangle. I think Wader should be able to defend this one pretty easily though. Oh, Funster has tightened it up now! Wader should have reacted faster there - he's in big trouble and yes, he's tapped out! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Chubby Funster!
After winning the bout, Chubby Funster thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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