PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Frankie Fellatio (ranked 3254 p4p, 6106 weight class) and Farto Fuerte (ranked 362 p4p, 537 weight class). Fellatio's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Relax, Frankie goes to Hollywood . Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.

Fellatio
vs
Fuerte

176 cm
18
157
2 - 0 - 0

174 cm
18
159
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Determined

Hot Spunk
MKFC

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Frankie Fellatio!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Farto Fuerte!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Anthony Taglia and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fuerte throws a sloppy head kick

and Fellatio counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Fuerte!
Fellatio prevents Fuerte from escaping the position.
Fellatio advances nicely into full mount.

Fuerte tries to buck Fellatio off so he can stand up but Fellatio has got his back now - this could be big trouble! He's slapped on a rear naked choke that looks really tight! Fuerte falls backwards, slamming Fellatio to the mat but Fellatio holds on tight! Fuerte is forced to tap and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Frankie Fellatio!
A very excited looking Frankie Fellatio rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

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