PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Stinky Armpits (ranked 3903 p4p, 4336 weight class) and New Kid (ranked 450 p4p, 487 weight class). Armpits kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Side to Side. New Kid has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Stinky Armpits's chin.

Armpits
vs
Kid

190 cm
18
215
1 - 0 - 0

190 cm
25
205
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Brooklyn Apothecary
Altitude Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Stinky Armpits!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, New Kid!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Matti Vanhoillinen and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kid looks to land a left hand but Armpits moved out of range nicely.
Armpits appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Kid misses with a straight left.
Armpits was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Kid lands a nice shot that snaps Armpits's head back.
Kid misses with a hook
and Armpits makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Kid looks to land a right hand but Armpits moved out of range.
A little feinted left hand from Armpits on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Kid misses the shot to the body.
Kid just misses with a punch to the body.
An attempted straight right counter from Armpits misses the target.
Kid jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Armpits throwing a counter right hand but Kid manages to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kid lands a jab to the nose.
Kid cracks Armpits with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Kid throws a hook but Armpits avoids it easily.
Kid looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Armpits takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kid throws an off balance right hand
enabling Armpits to counter with a crisp jab.
Armpits has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Save America! TRUMP 2020! in the buildup to the fight.
Kid cracks Armpits with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.

Armpits is rocked!
Kid fires a straight punch through the middle that cracks Armpits square on the jaw! Damn, Armpits is out cold on his feet and topples face first to the canvas! Wow, I haven't seen a knockout that brutal in a long time!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). New Kid!
New Kid thanked the fans post fight for their support.