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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Thoreaux AssKicken (ranked 2300 p4p, 2004 weight class) and Furious Panda (ranked 0 p4p, 258 weight class). AssKicken comes to the cage accompanied by Winds of Change. Thoreaux AssKicken has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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19 - 13 - 1 |
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205
4 - 2 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Thoreaux AssKicken!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Furious Panda!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Panda wants to clinch but AssKicken slips to the side
and AssKicken counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Panda wants to clinch
enabling AssKicken to counter with a crisp jab.
It looks like Furious Panda has been cut.
AssKicken has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Doc Dannis Death Squad in the buildup to the fight.
Panda wants to clinch but AssKicken slips to the side
and AssKicken counters with a stiff right hand.
AssKicken thuds his right hand into Panda's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Panda is rocked!
AssKicken thumps Panda with a low kick.
Panda moves to clinch but AssKicken breaks away
and AssKicken counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Panda shoots and misses
and AssKicken counters with a straight that turns Panda's legs to rubber! AssKicken pushes forward with more strikes and Panda goes down, battered and bloody! That's a wrap folks!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Thoreaux AssKicken!
Thoreaux AssKicken thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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