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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Milktoast Diddlybottom (ranked 788 p4p, 449 weight class) and Leonid Martinyuk (ranked 104 p4p, 60 weight class). Diddlybottom comes into the arena with Milquetoast blaring out of the sound system. Milktoast Diddlybottom has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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Great wrestler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 26 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Milktoast Diddlybottom!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Leonid Martinyuk!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Martinyuk takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Milktoast Diddlybottom seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Diddlybottom scores with a hook to the body. Martinyuk takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Diddlybottom throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Martinyuk swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Martinyuk ducks right into an uppercut from Diddlybottom.
Martinyuk uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom lands with a hook. Martinyuk tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Diddlybottom misses with a body shot
and Martinyuk counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.
Martinyuk slips a jab from Diddlybottom.
Martinyuk looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Martinyuk takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Martinyuk throws a hook but Diddlybottom avoids it easily.
A low kick lands for Diddlybottom.
Martinyuk keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Diddlybottom.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Martinyuk! But no joy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Diddlybottom pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Diddlybottom slips a straight right by Martinyuk.
Diddlybottom definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Diddlybottom scores with a nice head shot.
Diddlybottom throws a leg kick but Martinyuk sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Leonid Martinyuk is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Martinyuk connects with a nice looking jab.
Diddlybottom pulls out of a head kick attempt.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Martinyuk! But no joy.
Diddlybottom tries to work over Martinyuk's front leg with a kick but Martinyuk checks it.
Martinyuk looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Martinyuk displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Diddlybottom throws out the jab.
Diddlybottom misses with a hook to the body
and Diddlybottom takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Diddlybottom pulls out of a head kick attempt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom misses with a wild body shot.
Martinyuk throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Diddlybottom sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Diddlybottom is looking to land body kicks.
Diddlybottom throws a leg kick but Martinyuk sees it coming and moves out of range.
Diddlybottom throws a jab when Martinyuk was well out of range.
A low kick from Diddlybottom is predictable there
and Martinyuk counters with a straight right hand.
Diddlybottom throws a push kick but Martinyuk slaps the foot to one side.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Martinyuk takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Martinyuk takes one on the button.
Diddlybottom fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Martinyuk misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A punch lands to the side of Martinyuk 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Diddlybottom ducks under a wild hook from Martinyuk.
Diddlybottom is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Martinyuk scores with a nice strike.
Martinyuk blocks a leg kick.
Martinyuk throws out a counter right but Diddlybottom avoids it with no problem.
Martinyuk feints with a jab and clips Diddlybottom right behind the ear with a massive overhand right! Diddlybottom is sent crashing into the canvas and Martinyuk leaps in for the kill! Diddlybottom tries to get to his feet but Martinyuk is just battering him from every conceivable angle. The ref decides that Diddlybottom is in need of a savior and steps in!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Leonid Martinyuk!
A relieved looking Leonid Martinyuk thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
In defeat, Milktoast Diddlybottom stepped up to the mic, saying 'First I like too make good show for fans. I hope you like it, even though fight did not go my way. I am mad about the result, but I am also so happy to entertain all of you. Thank you. PDB4Life'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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