PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Nou Hematopoye (ranked 6551 p4p, 5133 weight class) and Walter Sobchak (ranked 487 p4p, 436 weight class). Sobchak has chosen Everybody Hates Me - Tom Mcdonald as his entrance music. Walter Sobchak struggled to make weight for this fight. He only made it down to 146.4lbs at the first attempt and had to take the additional two hours to make the official bout weight. Let's see how much it's taken out of him. Walter Sobchak has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Nou Hematopoye's chin.

Hematopoye
vs
Sobchak

171 cm
20
149
0 - 0 - 0

180 cm
27
155
1 - 4 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Brawler
Very quick

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Nou Hematopoye!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Walter Sobchak!
The judges for this bout are Paul Aken, Aafke Stam and Paulsen Ambrosius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sobchak throws a jab when Hematopoye was well out of range.
Hematopoye connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Nou Hematopoye seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hematopoye goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Hematopoye throws a predictable looking body shot
and Sobchak counters with a nice body shot.
Nice defenses there by Sobchak.
Hematopoye blocks a jab.
Sobchak with a hook.
Hematopoye takes one on the button.
Hematopoye is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Sobchak.
A little jabbing left from Sobchak on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Sobchak stuffs the takedown attempt from Hematopoye. Hematopoye gets slowly back to his feet.
Hematopoye gets in close and tags Sobchak with a short punch that almost sends Sobchak to the mat! Oh Sobchak is in big trouble! He turns his back on Hematopoye, trying to create some distance but Hematopoye rushes him, striking wildly and Sobchak goes down! The referee tackles Hematopoye into the cage to end the fight! Hematopoye is one violent man!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Nou Hematopoye!
A very excited looking Nou Hematopoye made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
In defeat, Walter Sobchak stepped up to the mic, saying 'Shit'.