PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Harald Gormsson (ranked 127 p4p, 201 weight class) and Rob Kardashian (ranked 24 p4p, 33 weight class). Gormsson's entrance music is Saor - Children of the Mist. A fine choice. Kardashian is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Wu Tang Clan - Gravel Pit. Rob Kardashian told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Gormsson
vs
Kardashian

186 cm
34
213
24 - 8 - 0

179 cm
30
209
25 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Harald Gormsson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rob Kardashian!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Ren Mimura and Yukihiro Shimada.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Kardashian has Gormsson up against the cage in a clinch.
Kardashian blocks a body shot from Gormsson.
Kardashian's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Gormsson gets through Kardashian's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.

Gormsson breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Gormsson throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Kardashian lands with a cross.
Kardashian tries to clinch
and Gormsson counters with a nice uppercut.
Gormsson throws a left and a right that both miss
and Kardashian counters with a stiff right hand.
Gormsson throws the left hand but Kardashian avoids the punch easily.
A countering left hand to the body from Kardashian misses.
Kardashian throws a shot from downtown. Gormsson moves away and avoids it.
Kardashian chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Gormsson can pounce on him.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kardashian fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Gormsson looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Kardashian steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Gormsson.
Kardashian is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Gormsson with a body shot.
Gormsson steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kardashian.
Gormsson missing with a left hand there. Kardashian was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Donk. Kardashian catches Gormsson right on the button with a cross.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kardashian steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Gormsson. That one must have hurt.
Gormsson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kardashian.
A big left from Kardashian misses.
Gormsson swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Gormsson connects with a right hand. Kardashian shakes it off.
Kardashian throws a leg kick that misses.
Kardashian misses with a straight right.
Kardashian on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.

Kardashian clinches.
Gormsson gets through Kardashian's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Kardashian tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A nice left hand lands by Kardashian.
Gormsson works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Kardashian has a couple of punches blocked by Gormsson.
Gormsson working aggressively here.
Kardashian blocks a punch to the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kardashian throws a head punch that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Kardashian fails to land.
Kardashian softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Still in the clinch, Gormsson scores with a nice short uppercut.
Gormsson misses with the head strike.
Gormsson goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Gormsson.
Gormsson tries to work over Kardashian's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Gormsson lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Kardashian.
Kardashian misses with a body punch.
Gormsson lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Kardashian swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Kardashian prevents a body shot from Gormsson.

Gormsson's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Gormsson staying out of range there.
Gormsson misses the jab.
Kardashian now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Gormsson uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Kardashian.
Gormsson fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Kardashian throws a looping overhand right but Gormsson ducks down to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gormsson scores with a jab to the body.
Kardashian throws a hook but Gormsson blocks it.
Gormsson moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Gormsson looks to land a body kick but Kardashian moved away.
Kardashian needs to keep his hands up - Gormsson had a free shot at his head there.
Gormsson misses with a body kick.
Kardashian scores with a jab to the body.
Gormsson looks to score with a jab to the body but Kardashian is just out of range.
Kardashian throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Kardashian swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Gormsson appears to be looking for a big counter.
Gormsson pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Kardashian throws a leg kick but Gormsson moved away.
Kardashian misses with a wild body shot.
Kardashian throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Gormsson to counter with a crisp jab.

It looks like Rob Kardashian has been cut.
Kardashian misses with an uppercut
and Gormsson counters with a left to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Gormsson misses with a combination
and Kardashian connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Gormsson is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Gormsson connects with a solid leg kick.
Gormsson connects with a looping right hand.
Gormsson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kardashian.
Kardashian looks to land a combination. Gormsson sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.

It looks like Harald Gormsson has been cut.
Gormsson throws a body punch but Kardashian moves out of range.
Kardashian scores with a crisp jab that stopped Gormsson in his tracks.
Gormsson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kardashian.
An attempted straight right counter from Gormsson misses the target.
Gormsson lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Gormsson throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Kardashian takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Gormsson uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kardashian.
Gormsson is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Kardashian checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Harald Gormsson dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Kardashian dips to his left and cracks Gormsson with an uppercut!
Kardashian throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Gormsson looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Gormsson stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Kardashian rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Gormsson moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Gormsson connects with a solid leg kick.
Gormsson's corner calls for a 1-2. Gormsson obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Gormsson stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Kardashian cracks Gormsson with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Kardashian looks to land a left hand but Gormsson moved out of range nicely.
Gormsson ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Gormsson tries to keep at a distance but Kardashian has taken the fight into the clinch.
Kardashian working aggressively here.
Kardashian misses with a punch to the body.
Gormsson tries to break free but Kardashian pushes him back against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kardashian tries a body shot but Gormsson blocks it.
Kardashian blocking some punches.
Gormsson struggles to land a body shot inside as Kardashian controls his hands.
Kardashian lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Gormsson lands a shoulder strike.
Gormsson misses with a hook from the clinch.
Gormsson tries to work over Kardashian's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Kardashian misses with a hook from the clinch.
Gormsson is trying to break the clinch but Kardashian is controlling him.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Gormsson.

Kardashian breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A solid body kick from Gormsson.
Gormsson delivers a nice body kick.
Gormsson scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Gormsson lands with a good body shot.
Kardashian scoring well with a low kick there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gormsson throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Gormsson goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Gormsson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Gormsson throwing a counter right hand but Kardashian manages to avoid it.
Kardashian connects with a leg kick.
Harald Gormsson is winning the standup battle so far.
Kardashian connects with a nice looking jab.
Kardashian throws a hook to the side of Gormsson's head but Gormsson sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Kardashian looks to land a combination but Gormsson avoids it well.
Kardashian swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Gormsson throws a quick inside leg kick.
Kardashian uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Gormsson.
Gormsson swings widly with a right hand
and Gormsson takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Gormsson thuds his shin into the meat of Kardashian's side.
It looks like Gormsson has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
A nice leg kick lands there from Gormsson.

Kardashian gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Gormsson misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gormsson cracks Kardashian with a nice body shot.
Kardashian has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Gormsson.

Kardashian breaks from the clinch.
Gormsson lands a jab.
Gormsson smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.

That has opened up Rob Kardashian's cut even more.
Gormsson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kardashian was well out of range. Poor timing from Gormsson.
Kardashian tries to move into range but Gormsson moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Kardashian throws a body shot but no joy.
A chopping leg kick lands by Gormsson.
Gormsson throws a body kick that misses.
Kardashian finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Gormsson scores with a punch to the head.
Kardashian walks forward, straight into a front kick from Gormsson.
Gormsson stalks Kardashian and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Kardashian's face. Kardashian staggers backwards, shaken.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Gormsson throws a wild body kick that Kardashian sees coming a mile off.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gormsson changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Kardashian is breathing heavily.
Kardashian throws a lazy uppercut
and Gormsson counters with a huge left! Kardashian is in big trouble! He's backing up but Gormsson isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save Kardashian from any more damage. A dominating finish by Gormsson!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:13 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Harald Gormsson!
A very excited looking Harald Gormsson made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.