PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jim Bob McDonald (ranked 209 p4p, 169 weight class) and Gniewomir Lach (ranked 30 p4p, 25 weight class). McDonald comes to the cage accompanied by Ray Wylie Hubbard - Redneck Mother. Lach comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Soel kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

McDonald
vs
Lach

196 cm
29
275
26 - 8 - 0

194 cm
34
259
16 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Convicted Trap House

HELLS BALLS RECOVERY
PWNAGE

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jim Bob McDonald!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Gniewomir Lach!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Hirohito Nitta and Taro Takaoka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lach slips a straight right by McDonald.
McDonald looks to throw the jab but Lach is out of range.
A little jabbing left from Lach on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
McDonald throws a predictable looking body shot
and Lach cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Lach takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Lach thows a leg kick but McDonald checks it
and McDonald counters with a nice body shot.
McDonald throws an off balance right hand
and Lach counters with a low kick, right behind McDonald 's knee.
McDonald misses with a hook to the body
and Lach counters with a head kick. That will keep McDonald thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
McDonald misses with a hook. Lach ducked under it nicely.
McDonald just misses with a punch to the body.
Lach motions for McDonald to come forward. Lach throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
McDonald looks to throw the jab but Lach is out of range.
Lach uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from McDonald.
Lach looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Lach takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lach ducks under a wild hook from McDonald.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McDonald misses with a hook. Lach ducked under it nicely.
Jim Bob McDonald seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lach has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Lach there as he acknowledges the shot.

It looks like Gniewomir Lach has been cut.
Lach throws a big shot that misses.
McDonald misses with a hook. Lach ducked under it nicely.
McDonald throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Lach sees it coming and avoids it easily.
McDonald backing away here, and Lach unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
McDonald looks to land a left hand but Lach moved out of range nicely.
Lach gets cracked with a nice right hand there by McDonald.
McDonald throws a lazy right hand but Lach sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Lach looks for the body kick but McDonald saw that one coming.
Lach swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Lach displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as McDonald throws out the jab.
McDonald lands a jab to the nose.
McDonald scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
McDonald moves out of range as Lach strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lach getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lach is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
McDonald lands a nice shot to the body.
Lach takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Lach scores with a nice body kick.
McDonald scores with a nice right hand.
Lach lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Lach moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
McDonald throws a body shot but no joy.
Lach looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Lach cracks McDonald with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Lach takes a shot right to the bread basket.
McDonald loads up on a big right hand but Lach slips the punch.
McDonald misses with a left hand
and Lach counters with a straight right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Lach.
Good exchange - McDonald coming out on top.

That has opened up Gniewomir Lach's cut even more.
McDonald takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Lach is looking to clinch.
McDonald is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Lach.
Lach throws a shot from downtown. McDonald moves away and avoids it.
McDonald throws a body punch but Lach moves out of range.
McDonald ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Lach avoids the body shot from McDonald.
Lach swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
McDonald blocks a jab.
Lach misses with a body shot.
Lach throws a hook but McDonald avoids it easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McDonald ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Lach misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McDonald.
McDonald swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
McDonald steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Lach.
McDonald misses with a body shot.
McDonald jabs at Lach's body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A right-left combo lands from McDonald.
Left hook, right uppercut from McDonald.

Lach is rocked!
Lach gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! McDonald gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jim Bob McDonald!
After winning the bout, Jim Bob McDonald thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.