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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Hans Hermann Hoppe (ranked 372 p4p, 219 weight class) and Bobby Bobblehead (ranked 47 p4p, 29 weight class). Hoppe comes to the cage accompanied by Wind of Change. Bobblehead comes into a darkened arena with his song building. For Heavy Metal we will die! kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 13 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hans Hermann Hoppe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bobby Bobblehead!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Paul Tew and Andrew Berry.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hoppe digs a good body shot into Bobblehead's ribs.
Bobblehead scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Hoppe just misses with a punch to the body.
Hoppe pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bobby Bobblehead seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A left lands for Bobblehead.
Bobblehead paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Hoppe avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bobblehead throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
It looked like Hoppe was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Bobblehead.
Bobblehead lands a jab to the head.
The crowd cheers as Bobblehead lands an impressive looking overhand right. Hoppe doesn't seem phased though.
Hoppe steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bobblehead.
Hoppe shoots in and gets a takedown into Bobblehead's guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bobblehead can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Hoppe controls the pace.
Bobblehead looking for a sweep. Not yet Bobblehead, not yet.
Hoppe trying to control but Bobblehead is working from the bottom.
Hoppe preventing the sweep.
Hoppe throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Bobblehead works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
That's one minute gone in the round.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Bobblehead is on top in guard.
Hoppe looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Bobblehead passes into side control.
Hoppe has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Hoppe is looking for a sweep.
Hoppe's coaches at Soul Supremacy Rio have been working on his defensive grappling in preparation for this fight so let's see if he can get out of this tricky position.
Bobblehead lands a decent elbow from side control.
Bobblehead landing strikes.
Hoppe is looking to regain half guard here but Bobblehead keeps moving and retains side control.
Bobblehead scores with a couple of short elbows.
Bobblehead scoring with punches from side control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hoppe is looking for a sweep.
Hoppe is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Hoppe is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Hoppe is trying is best to control the position here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hoppe wants to get back to full guard.
Ground and pound from Bobblehead.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bobblehead is trying to control. Hoppe wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Bobblehead seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Nice strikes from Bobblehead there.
Bobblehead looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Bobblehead working to pass to mount. He's got his hand pressing down on Hoppe's thigh. Hoppe counters though and makes it back to full guard.
Hoppe has Bobblehead pulled in close to control his posture.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hoppe wants to sweep but no luck.
Hoppe is pulling down on Bobblehead's head. It's preventing any offense from Bobblehead, at least for the moment.
Bobblehead preventing the sweep.
Bobblehead postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Hoppe avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Bobblehead wants to control from the top but Hoppe keeps moving.
Bobblehead keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Hoppe's head.
Bobblehead postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hoppe working a defensive guard here.
Bobblehead scoring with some ground and pound.
Bobblehead loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Hoppe tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Hoppe has thrown up a leg looking for a triangle. Bobblehead doesn't defend quickly enough and Hoppe has managed to lock this one up! Can Bobblehead escape?! NO! He's tapping out! Damn, that was a quick submission - congrats to Hoppe on a fantastic submission victory.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Hans Hermann Hoppe!
Hans Hermann Hoppe very nearly forgot to thank HELLS BALLS RECOVERY amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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