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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Googoo Penis (ranked 4830 p4p, 4825 weight class) and Eugene Monkeylover (ranked 0 p4p, 545 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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Good wrestling
Basic striking
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Googoo Penis!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Eugene Monkeylover!
The judges for this bout are Shirou Masuda, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Shigeki Fujiwara.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Penis drives through with a takedown into Monkeylover's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Penis missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Penis throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Monkeylover works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Monkeylover utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Penis throws a big elbow that misses.
Penis has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Penis with a nice head shot there.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Penis slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Penis postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Penis engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Penis lands a couple of digs.
Penis distracts Monkeylover with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Monkeylover is looking to stand up but Penis isn't so interested in that idea.
Penis postures up and lands a big shot to Monkeylover's brow.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Penis's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Penis postures up in Monkeylover's guard and throws a big left but Monkeylover blocks it.
Penis prevents Monkeylover from getting back to his feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Penis landing some decent shots from guard.
Penis working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Monkeylover can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Penis controls the pace.
Monkeylover working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Penis.
Monkeylover is looking to stand up but Penis isn't so interested in that idea.
Penis is in close to Monkeylover's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Penis connects with a couple of short punches.
Penis controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Penis postures up and lands a big shot to Monkeylover's brow.
Monkeylover looks winded!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Penis working some strikes from top position.
Penis slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Penis scoring with some ground and pound.
Penis scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Penis cracks Monkeylover with a solid left hand.
Penis slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Penis scoring with some ground and pound.
Penis postures up and lands a big shot to Monkeylover's brow.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Penis distracts Monkeylover with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Penis scoring with punches to the head and body.
Penis working some strikes from top position.
Penis lands a couple of digs.
Penis distracts Monkeylover with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Penis content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Penis stands up over Monkeylover, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Penis landing some decent shots from guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Penis content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Penis working some strikes from top position.
Penis is stalling in the full guard.
Monkeylover has momentary wrist control but Penis slips an elbow through the middle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Googoo Penis dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Monkeylover gets caught flat footed, as Penis shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Penis not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Penis scoring with some ground and pound.
Penis postures up and lands a big shot to Monkeylover's brow.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Penis's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Penis sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Penis scoring with punches to the head and body.
Penis stands up over Monkeylover, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Penis cracks Monkeylover with a solid left hand.
Monkeylover is breathing heavily.
Penis working some strikes from top position.
Monkeylover wants to stand but Penis is controlling the position.
Googoo Penis overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Penis landing with the ground and pound.
Monkeylover really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Penis. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Penis scoring with some ground and pound.
Penis is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Monkeylover can do to turn this around?
Monkeylover being controlled here, momentarily.
Penis content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Penis landing some decent shots from guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Penis makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Penis postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Penis working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Penis lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Penis postures up and lands a big shot to Monkeylover's brow.
Penis working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Monkeylover's head.
Monkeylover is rocked!
Penis with a nice head shot there.
Monkeylover is still in real trouble! Can Penis finish him?
Penis lands a couple of digs.
Monkeylover seems to have recovered his senses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Monkeylover being controlled here, momentarily.
Penis scoring with punches to the head and body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Penis content to stall in guard here.
Penis scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Penis seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Penis working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Monkeylover's head.
Penis sitting in guard here, content to control.
Monkeylover has momentary wrist control but Penis slips an elbow through the middle.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Penis lands a couple of digs.
Penis is stalling in the full guard.
Penis working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Penis content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Penis controls from within his opponent's guard.
Penis is working Monkeylover over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Penis postures up and lands a big shot to Monkeylover's brow.
Penis lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Penis scoring with punches to the head and body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Googoo Penis dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
A momentary lapse in concentration from Monkeylover enables Penis to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Monkeylover manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Monkeylover keeping moving, preventing Penis from controlling successfully.
Penis lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Penis cracks Monkeylover with a solid left hand.
Penis with a nice head shot there.
Penis postures up and lands a big shot to Monkeylover's brow.
Monkeylover can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Penis controls the pace.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Penis chips away with some ground and pound.
Monkeylover takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Penis passes Monkeylover's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Penis connects with a nice short shot to Monkeylover's temple.
Penis slows the pace down in half guard.
Penis looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Monkeylover with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Penis content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Penis looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Monkeylover with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Penis connects with a nice short shot to Monkeylover's temple.
Penis is sitting in half guard. He's postured up and lands a nice elbow. Oh, Monkeylover is hurt! He's hurt bad - Penis fires away with more strikes and the referee jumps in to save Monkeylover from any more punishment! Congratulations to Penis! Great finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:28 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Googoo Penis!
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