PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Powder Puff (ranked 2464 p4p, 3319 weight class) and Brady Brawler (ranked 115 p4p, 136 weight class). Puff's entrance music is Side to Side. A fine choice. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Puff
vs
Brawler

198 cm
26
280
2 - 0 - 0

193 cm
25
280
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Powder Puff!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Brady Brawler!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Dirk Anderson and Sandra Marshall.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brawler swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Brawler scores with a jab. Puff acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Puff throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Brawler sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Brawler misses with a looping left.
Puff definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Puff misses with a shot to the body
and Brawler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

It looks like Powder Puff has been cut.
Puff moves forwards but Brawler connects with a nice, crisp jab.
A telegraphed right hand from Puff misses the target.
Brawler swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.

Puff closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Puff tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Puff tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Brawler trying to stall but Puff improves his position.
Brawler wants to get back to striking at distance but Puff won't allow it.
A right hand to the body from Puff.
Puff's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Puff fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Puff goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Puff tries to work over Brawler's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Puff works on Brawler's body with a couple of short punches.
A head punch on the inside from Brawler fails to land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brawler misses with some punches.
Brawler fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Puff misses with some punches.
Puff misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Brawler struggles to land a body shot inside as Puff controls his hands.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Brawler.
Puff lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Puff misses with the head strike.
Puff tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Brawler prevents a body shot from Puff.
Puff can't find room to land a body shot as Brawler controls the action.
Puff can't find room to land a body shot as Brawler controls the action.
Puff swings wildly with an uppercut but Brawler uses good head movement to avoid it.
Puff digs a right hand into Brawler's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Brawler's gas tank.
Puff misses with some punches.
Brawler looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Puff digs a right hand into Brawler's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Brawler's gas tank.
Brawler looks winded!
Brawler struggles to land a body shot inside as Puff controls his hands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Puff - that landed with a thud.
Puff lands a body shot.
Puff pushes Brawler back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Puff.
Puff lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Brawler backwards.
Puff lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Puff lands with a right to the head.
Puff lands a left hand that snaps the head of Brawler backwards.
Puff lands a hook to the side of the head.
Puff lands a left hand.
Puff throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Brawlers head.
Puff lands a body shot in the clinch.
Puff lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Puff scores with a hook to the body.
Puff lands a hook to the side of the head.
Puff lands a hook that snaps the head of Brawler backwards.
A nice right hand lands inside from Puff.
Puff lands with a left to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Puff working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Puff works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Puff lands a nice uppercut.
Puff lands a left hand that snaps the head of Brawler backwards.

Brawler is rocked!
Puff lands a shoulder strike.
Brawler is still on wobbly legs! Can Puff finish him?
Puff presses Brawler against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Brawler seems to have recovered his senses.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Puff creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Puff presses Brawler against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Puff lands a nice shot to the body.
Puff makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Puff lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Brawler to his knees! Puff keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Powder Puff!
During a confident post fight interview, Powder Puff thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.