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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Lt Parrotface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Funda Mental (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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173 lbs
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178 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Decent elbows
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Lt Parrotface!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Funda Mental!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Donald Grub and James Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parrotface is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Parrotface tests Mental's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Parrotface dodges the punch combination from Mental.
Mental clinches but Parrotface breaks the clinch
and Parrotface counters with an outside leg kick.
Mental clinches but Parrotface breaks the clinch
and Parrotface counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Parrotface.
Parrotface breaks the clinch.
Parrotface lands a lovely overhand right.
Parrotface stuffs the takedown attempt from Mental. Mental gets slowly back to his feet.
Mental forces Parrotface back against the cage and clinches.
Mental is trying to break free.
Parrotface pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Parrotface scores with a spinning back kick!
Parrotface goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
It looks like Funda Mental has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Parrotface wants to clinch
and Mental counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Parrotface wants to get back to his feet.
Parrotface missing with punches from the bottom.
Mental keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Mental wants to free his trapped foot but Parrotface is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Mental looks gassed!
Mental prevents Parrotface from standing back up.
Mental is keen to just control but Parrotface is a slippery customer.
Parrotface wants to get back to his feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Mental shoots in for a double leg but Parrotface sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Parrotface doesn't manage to clinch there - Mental circles away.
Parrotface tries to clinch up.
Parrotface moves into the clinch successfully.
Parrotface breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Parrotface lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Mental circles away quickly and effectively.
Lt Parrotface is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Parrotface comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Parrotface closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Parrotface throws a leg kick which misses Mental's front leg but catches the back leg as Mental tries to avoid it.
Parrotface throws the kick towards the body but Mental avoids it.
Mental swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
enabling Parrotface to counter with a crisp jab.
Parrotface throws a combination. Mental tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parrotface wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Mental avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Mental fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Lt Parrotface has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Funda Mental.
Mental tries to keep at a distance but Parrotface has taken the fight into the clinch.
Mental has Parrotface pushed against the cage.
Parrotface breaks from the clinch.
Lt Parrotface seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Parrotface darts in trying to clinch
and Mental moves into the clinch.
Parrotface scores a nice knee to the body.
Parrotface manages to break the clinch.
Mental avoids a punch combination nicely.
Mental is looking to clinch but Parrotface is avoiding it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head kick by Mental misses
letting Parrotface counter with a right hand.
Mental avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Mental lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Parrotface has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Parrotface and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Mental tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Parrotface paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Mental closes the distance and clinches.
Parrotface blocks the elbow strike.
Parrotface prevents the takedown attempt.
Parrotface breaks the clinch.
An inside leg kick lands from Parrotface.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A slapping leg kick lands for Parrotface.
Parrotface tries to clinch but Mental moves away
and Mental decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Parrotface's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Mental throwing strikes but missing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lt Parrotface dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Funda Mental's cut.
That's time! Parrotface's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Parrotface clinches.
Mental tries for a takedown but Parrotface manages to get underhooks.
A short left from Parrotface.
Parrotface manages to break the clinch.
Mental tries to land a front kick but Parrotface steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Parrotface tries to clinch but Mental is having none of it.
Mental shoots in and bounces Parrotface off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Mental slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Mental gets to his feet. Parrotface looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Parrotface scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Parrotface is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Mental showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Parrotface.
Parrotface tries to clinch but Mental is having none of it.
Parrotface tries to keep at a distance but Mental has taken the fight into the clinch.
Mental is looking to break free of the clinch but Parrotface has double underhooks.
Mental has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Parrotface is trying to keep an underhook but Mental manages to get the takedown into half guard.
Mental perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parrotface tries to kick Mental off but Mental keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Parrotface is trying to escape back to his feet but Mental uses the scramble to pass into side control.
You can see the frustration on Parrotface's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Mental takes a little break here. Parrotface wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mental lands a few punches from side control.
Parrotface is trying to buck Mental off.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Mental darts in and clinches Parrotface up against the cage.
Mental changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Parrotface fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Mental looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Parrotface closes the distance looking to clinch
and Mental counters with a nice double leg into side control. Parrotface won't be happy with that.
Mental stands up and we're back to a striking position.
Parrotface closes the distance looking to clinch
and Mental counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Mental seems to be working for a kimura but Parrotface defends the submission attempt.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Parrotface is looking to escape.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Funda Mental showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Funda Mental's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Parrotface tries to close the distance and clinch but Mental swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Parrotface looks to clinch
and Mental counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Mental decides to stand up and try his luck on the feet.
Parrotface clinches but Mental breaks the clinch
and Mental counters with a shoot takedown. Parrotface fights it but they end up in guard.
Parrotface is working an open guard so Mental takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mental is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Mental circles away from the clinch attempt.
Parrotface throws a combination that misses
and Mental decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Parrotface's guard.
Parrotface has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Mental has passed into side control.
Mental decides to take the fight back to the feet.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Parrotface scores with a body shot.
Lt Parrotface is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Parrotface tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Mental counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Mental wants to free his trapped foot but Parrotface is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Parrotface pushes Mental off looking to stand but Mental dives back in and keeps control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mental is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Mental looking to control and managing it successfully.
Let's hope that Mental has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parrotface is trying to escape the mount.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Mental has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Parrotface's face.
Parrotface tries to buck Mental off but Mental takes his back!
Parrotface wants to escape the position.
Mental is working on the RNC. He looks like he's got it but Parrotface won't tap... Oh, he's out! The ref rips Mental off his unconscious opponent!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Funda Mental!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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