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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Boxing Mcsparr (ranked 1715 p4p, 1657 weight class) and Your Sweet Destruction (ranked 238 p4p, 231 weight class). Mcsparr comes to the cage accompanied by AC/DC - Hell's Bells. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!
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195 cm 22 180 5 - 3 - 0 |
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180 cm 21 175 8 - 4 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt World class boxer Granite chin |
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Good wrestler Dangerous knees Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Boxing Mcsparr! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Your Sweet Destruction! The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Eddie Farnsworth and Bruno Lombardi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Sweet Destruction swings for the body but Mcsparr moves out of range.
Mcsparr misses with a head kick.
Mcsparr looks to score with a jab to the body but Sweet Destruction is just out of range. Sweet Destruction throws a hook but Mcsparr avoids it easily. Your Sweet Destruction seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Sweet Destruction misses with a double jab
and Sweet Destruction takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. Sweet Destruction forces Mcsparr back against the cage and clinches. Mcsparr lands a hook that snaps the head of Sweet Destruction backwards. Mcsparr trying to stall but Sweet Destruction improves his position.
A nice left hand lands by Mcsparr.
Mcsparr lands an elbow just above Sweet Destruction 's eye. Sweet Destruction using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Mcsparr has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Sweet Destruction with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Sweet Destruction stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body. Sweet Destruction blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Mcsparr really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape. A quick uppercut on the inside from Mcsparr. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Mcsparr lands a nice elbow. Mcsparr misses with some punches.
Sweet Destruction misses with a knee strike.
That's one minute gone in the round. Mcsparr avoids the elbow strike from Sweet Destruction, against the cage.
Mcsparr prevents a body shot from Sweet Destruction. Sweet Destruction connects with a nasty looking knee right to Mcsparr's face.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Mcsparr. Mcsparr is looking to control Sweet Destruction's arms but Sweet Destruction gets an underhook and turns him. Now Mcsparr has his back to the cage. Sweet Destruction lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Sweet Destruction blocks a body shot from Mcsparr. Sweet Destruction blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Mcsparr blocks an elbow strike. Mcsparr avoiding damage as Sweet Destruction throws knees to the body.
Sweet Destruction throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Mcsparr tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sweet Destruction's elbow. Mcsparr blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
With the fighters up against the cage, Sweet Destruction throws an elbow but misses. Mcsparr blocking some punches.
Sweet Destruction tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Mcsparr's elbow. Sweet Destruction throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Mcsparr blocks it with crossed arms. Mcsparr swings wildly with an uppercut but Sweet Destruction uses good head movement to avoid it. Mcsparr stalling in the clinch.
Nice body punch from Mcsparr.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Mcsparr managing to block the knees to the body from Sweet Destruction.
Mcsparr tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sweet Destruction's elbow. Sweet Destruction has a couple of punches blocked by Mcsparr.
Mcsparr lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Sweet Destruction misses with a punch to the body.
Sweet Destruction lands an elbow that stopped Mcsparr in his tracks for a moment. Mcsparr lands with a short shot to the head. Sweet Destruction misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Mcsparr. Mcsparr pushes off an throws an elbow but Sweet Destruction leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage. Sweet Destruction misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Mcsparr.
Mcsparr doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Sweet Destruction tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Mcsparr tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. A short right from Mcsparr on the inside. Mcsparr tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mcsparr. Sweet Destruction crunches a lovely knee into Mcsparr's ribcage. A head punch on the inside from Mcsparr fails to land. A hook to the body from Sweet Destruction.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Sweet Destruction using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Mcsparr has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Mcsparr blocking some punches.
Mcsparr lands with a light punch inside. Sweet Destruction unloads a knee to the mid-section. Mcsparr lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh. Mcsparr misses with a punch on the inside.
Sweet Destruction pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage. Mcsparr swings wildly with an uppercut but Sweet Destruction uses good head movement to avoid it. Sweet Destruction lands a knee to the head.
A short body shot lands from Mcsparr as the two fighters clinch.
Mcsparr tries to work over Sweet Destruction's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Sweet Destruction creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Mcsparr's defenses. Sweet Destruction lands a good knee to the midsection. Mcsparr won't want to take too many of those. Sweet Destruction is working Mcsparr over against the cage. Mcsparr can't find room to land a body shot as Sweet Destruction controls the action.
Sweet Destruction lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Mcsparr backwards. Mcsparr blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Sweet Destruction gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head. Mcsparr blocks the elbow strike.
Mcsparr blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Mcsparr managing to block the knees to the body from Sweet Destruction.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Sweet Destruction. With the fighters up against the cage, Sweet Destruction throws an elbow but misses. Sweet Destruction is stalling here.
Sweet Destruction tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Sweet Destruction with a knee to the head.
Sweet Destruction trying to land knees to the body.
Mcsparr stalling in the clinch but Sweet Destruction improves position. Sweet Destruction lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Sweet Destruction tries a knee to the head but Mcsparr blocks it.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily. A head punch blocked on the inside by Mcsparr. Mcsparr is leaning against Sweet Destruction and scores with a nice uppercut to the body. Sweet Destruction prevents a body shot from Mcsparr. Still in the clinch, Mcsparr scores with a nice short uppercut. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Mcsparr on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Sweet Destruction looking to slow down the pace here. Mcsparr makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Your Sweet Destruction dominated that round. That's time! Mcsparr's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Sweet Destruction misses the body punch and Mcsparr counters with a left and a right that stings Sweet Destruction. Sweet Destruction tries to clinch but Mcsparr is having none of it. Mcsparr seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter. Sweet Destruction misses with a body shot.
Sweet Destruction throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Mcsparr misses the shot to the body. Mcsparr connects with a crisp jab. Sweet Destruction throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Mcsparr gets a clinch. Mcsparr doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Mcsparr managing to block the knees to the body from Sweet Destruction.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Sweet Destruction blocks a body shot from Mcsparr. With the two fighters working up against the cage, Sweet Destruction just misses with a elbow thrown towards Mcsparr's brow. Mcsparr scores with a hook to the body. Mcsparr tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Sweet Destruction misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Mcsparr.
Mcsparr lands a body shot. Mcsparr goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
That's one minute gone in the round. Mcsparr stalling in the clinch but Sweet Destruction improves position. Mcsparr wants to stall.
Your Sweet Destruction seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far. Mcsparr avoids the elbow strike from Sweet Destruction, against the cage.
Sweet Destruction with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head. Sweet Destruction lands an elbow that stopped Mcsparr in his tracks for a moment. Sweet Destruction goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Mcsparr softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage. Sweet Destruction blocking some punches.
Mcsparr breaks from the clinch.
Sweet Destruction displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Mcsparr throws out the jab. Sweet Destruction scores with a hook. Sweet Destruction closes the distance and clinches. Sweet Destruction lands a glancing elbow in the clinch. Sweet Destruction tries to land knees in the clinch but Mcsparr avoids the damage to the body. Sweet Destruction blocks an uppercut.
Sweet Destruction tries to land knees in the clinch but Mcsparr avoids the damage to the body. Mcsparr working aggressively here.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Mcsparr lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Sweet Destruction misses with a knee strike.
Mcsparr lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Sweet Destruction or not. Mcsparr creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses. Sweet Destruction misses with a hook to the ribs.
Sweet Destruction using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Mcsparr has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Mcsparr lands a left hand that snaps the head of Sweet Destruction backwards. Sweet Destruction's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! Mcsparr lands with a right to the head. Mcsparr misses with a punch to the body.
Sweet Destruction tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Sweet Destruction lands an elbow that stopped Mcsparr in his tracks for a moment. Mcsparr working aggressively here.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Mcsparr. Sweet Destruction with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Sweet Destruction with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Mcsparr tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sweet Destruction's elbow. Mcsparr avoids a wild elbow strike from Sweet Destruction. A right hand to the body from Mcsparr.
Sweet Destruction is breathing heavily.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Mcsparr lands a nice shot to the body. A short uppercut from Mcsparr. Mcsparr misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mcsparr lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Sweet Destruction tries to work over Mcsparr's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Sweet Destruction struggles to land a body shot inside as Mcsparr controls his hands.
Sweet Destruction missing with knees to the body.
Sweet Destruction misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mcsparr lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. Mcsparr lands a body punch. Sweet Destruction blocks a body shot from Mcsparr. Mcsparr working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely. Mcsparr gets through Sweet Destruction's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head. Mcsparr blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning. Mcsparr stalling in the clinch but Sweet Destruction improves position. Sweet Destruction misses with a punch to the body.
Sweet Destruction avoids a wild elbow strike from Mcsparr. Mcsparr misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mcsparr blocking some punches.
Sweet Destruction misses with a knee to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round. A nice right hand lands inside from Mcsparr. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. A short left from Mcsparr. Mcsparr avoiding damage as Sweet Destruction throws knees to the body.
Sweet Destruction misses with a knee strike.
Sweet Destruction tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Sweet Destruction lands a shoulder strike. Sweet Destruction tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Mcsparr avoids it. Mcsparr scores with a shot to the side of Sweet Destruction's head. A right hook to the body lands for Sweet Destruction.
Mcsparr has a couple of punches blocked by Sweet Destruction.
Mcsparr working some nice short punches in the clinch. Sweet Destruction lands an elbow that stopped Mcsparr in his tracks for a moment. Sweet Destruction has Mcsparr pressed against the cage, preventing Mcsparr from circling away and getting back to striking at range. A quick uppercut on the inside from Mcsparr. Sweet Destruction prevents a body shot from Mcsparr. Sweet Destruction stalling in the clinch.
Sweet Destruction tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Mcsparr avoids it. Sweet Destruction comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush. Mcsparr stalling the fight.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Boxing Mcsparr dominated that second round. That's time! Mcsparr's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round! Mcsparr scores with a crisp jab that stopped Sweet Destruction in his tracks. Mcsparr thuds his shin into the meat of Sweet Destruction's side. Sweet Destruction tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Mcsparr manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat. Mcsparr throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Sweet Destruction on the side of the head.
Sweet Destruction is rocked! Mcsparr takes a swing at Sweet Destruction's ribcage but misses. Mcsparr is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range. Sweet Destruction moves in looking to clinch but Mcsparr pushes him off. Mcsparr bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Sweet Destruction's head. Sweet Destruction defending well as Mcsparr loads up on a big left hand. Sweet Destruction tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Mcsparr scores with a nice body kick.
Mcsparr lands with a shot to the body. Sweet Destruction is looking to clinch. Mcsparr lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
That's one minute gone in the round. Mcsparr lands with a thumping leg kick.
Mcsparr throws a leg kick that misses. Sweet Destruction ducks under a wild hook from Mcsparr. Mcsparr sets himself, and Sweet Destruction steps forward looking for the clinch! Mcsparr avoids it this time. Sweet Destruction lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Sweet Destruction misses with a few strikes there.
Mcsparr steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Sweet Destruction. Mcsparr is looking to counter punch. Sweet Destruction misses the jab. Mcsparr is looking to counter punch. Sweet Destruction throws a predictable looking body shot
and Mcsparr counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Mcsparr lands a jab to Sweet Destruction's midsection. Mcsparr scores with a jab to the head.
Sweet Destruction is still on wobbly legs! Can Mcsparr finish him? Mcsparr paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button. Sweet Destruction throws a series of punches but Mcsparr moves out of range. Sweet Destruction stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Mcsparr.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Sweet Destruction lunges at Mcsparr with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Mcsparr's hand. Sweet Destruction rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Mcsparr makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range. Sweet Destruction seems to have recovered his senses. Mcsparr throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Mcsparr looks to score with a jab to the body but Sweet Destruction is just out of range. Sweet Destruction steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Mcsparr. Sweet Destruction takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor. The fighters circling - Mcsparr throws out the jab but it was never going to land. Mcsparr fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Sweet Destruction misses with a left hand and Mcsparr counters with a lovely straight right hand! Mcsparr throws a jab when Sweet Destruction was well out of range. Sweet Destruction with a jab. Sweet Destruction avoids the body shot from Mcsparr.
Mcsparr pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Sweet Destruction back to the cage. Mcsparr follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Mcsparr drops Sweet Destruction with a huge uppercut! Sweet Destruction drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Mcsparr is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:06 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Boxing Mcsparr! Boxing Mcsparr managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Dr Zoidberg Office, into his post fight interview.
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RATING
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