PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Devils Outlaw (ranked 2486 p4p, 14699 weight class) and Jenik Krejza (ranked 263 p4p, 582 weight class). Outlaw kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Moonshine Bandits For The Outlawz. Jenik Krejza has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Outlaw
vs
Krejza

198 cm
26
285
3 - 0 - 0

202 cm
44
259
10 - 32 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, The Devils Outlaw!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 32 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jenik Krejza!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, George Francis and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Outlaw moves out of range as Krejza throws a body kick.
Krejza on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Outlaw. Outlaw obviously looking to wear him down.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Krejza lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Outlaw has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Outlaw and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Outlaw lands with a thumping leg kick.
Krejza misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Krejza gets hit by the mother of all head kicks and drops to the canvas in a crumpled heap! Woooow, the Internet is going to be talking about this one for weeks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). The Devils Outlaw!
A relieved looking The Devils Outlaw thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.