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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bane Darwin (ranked 3669 p4p, 3051 weight class) and Augustus Hippobody (ranked 154 p4p, 137 weight class). Bane Darwin is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine |
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Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bane Darwin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Augustus Hippobody!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Reed Andrews and John Kavanagh.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Darwin tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hippobody was well out of range. Poor timing from Darwin.
Hippobody checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Darwin connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Darwin scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Bane Darwin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Darwin lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
It looks like Augustus Hippobody has been cut.
Oooooh!!! Darwin has knocked Hippobody down with a huge combo! Darwin steps away and waves a wobbly Hippobody back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hippobody ducks under a wild hook from Darwin.
A nice side step and Hippobody releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Darwin avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Darwin closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Darwin cracks Hippobody on the jaw with a powerful right hand and Hippobody falls backwards against the cage. Darwin follows up with more strikes that drop Hippobody to his knees. Darwin keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save Hippobody! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bane Darwin!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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