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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Uri Gellar (ranked 964 p4p, 726 weight class) and Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop (ranked 112 p4p, 90 weight class). Gellar comes to the cage accompanied by James Randi exposes Uri Geller. Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 36 - 16 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, Uri Gellar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 31 - 16 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gellar is looking to slow Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop down with leg kicks.
Uri Gellar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gellar tries to land a body kick
and Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop counters with a nice uppercut.
Good leg kick by Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Nice uppercut there from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Gellar is looking to land body kicks.
Gellar moves into the clinch.
Gellar working aggressively here.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Gellar is looking to clinch.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a jab but it's blocked by Gellar.
Nice shot lands for Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Gellar ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop moves away.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop clinches.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Gellar lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Gellars head.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Gellar blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Gellar has a couple of punches blocked by Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop struggles to land a body shot inside as Gellar controls his hands.
Gellar lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop backwards.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gellar lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop or not.
Nice body punch from Gellar - that landed with a thud.
Gellar lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands a shoulder strike.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tries to break free but Gellar pushes him back against the cage.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands a nice shot to the body.
A nice left hand lands by Gellar.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands with a short shot to the head.
Gellar tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's elbow.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Gellars head.
Gellar digs a right hand into Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's gas tank.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands a body punch.
Gellar throws a punch but it's blocked by Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop breaks the clinch.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws out a leg kick but Gellar moves out of range and Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop only half commits.
Gellar wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop wants to slow Gellar down by chopping away at his legs.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Gellar connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good leg kick by Gellar.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a sloppy head kick and Gellar moves out of range easily.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Gellar takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Gellar drives through and clinches with Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop against the cage.
Gellar tries to work over Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands a right hand that snaps the head of Gellar backwards.
Gellar throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Gellar scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop blocks a body shot from Gellar.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a hook from the clinch.
Gellar misses with the head strike.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Gellars head.
Gellar working aggressively here.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Gellar scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Gellar misses with some punches.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is looking to break free of the clinch but Gellar has double underhooks.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gellar prevents a body shot from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
A short uppercut from Gellar.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Gellar.
Gellar pushes Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a punch on the inside.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands with a right to the head.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop can't find room to land a body shot as Gellar controls the action.
Gellar lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Gellar on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Gellar fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop, pushing him back against the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a punch on the inside.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop digs a right hand underneath Gellar's ribcage. Gellar let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands a shoulder strike.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop breaks from the clinch.
That kick from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tenderised Gellar's leg. Gellar is trying to keep his angry face on.
Gellar fails in his attempt to clinch.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a sloppy body shot
and Gellar counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Gellar lands with a right hand.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop connects with a good right hand that stumbles Gellar. Gellar circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a looping left.
Gellar tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop slips under a jab from Gellar.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a chopping leg kick but Gellar manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Donk. Gellar catches Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop right on the button with a cross.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Gellar moves into the clinch.
Gellar has a couple of punches blocked by Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop has a couple of punches blocked by Gellar.
Gellar pushes Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Uri Gellar will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop wants to land a leg kick but Gellar is out of range.
Gellar pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A little jabbing left from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a jab, cross combination.
Gellar closes the distance and pushes Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop back into the cage.
Gellar misses with a short punch on the inside.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Gellar's corner calls for a 1-2. Gellar obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Gellar, pushing him back against the cage.
Gellar misses with a body punch.
Gellar misses with a hook to the ribs.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop has had enough of the clinch but Gellar keeps him there for the moment.
Uri Gellar has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is trying to push Gellar away but Gellar has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a shot to the kidneys.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Gellar blocks an uppercut.
Gellar doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop blocking some punches.
Gellar scores with a shot to the side of Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's head.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a hook to the ribs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gellar misses with a body punch.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop breaks the clinch.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Gellar fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop, pushing him back against the cage.
Gellar blocks an uppercut.
Gellar tries to throw a body punch but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop avoids it by throwing Gellar back against the cage.
Gellar lands a left hand.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands with a light punch inside.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a head punch that misses.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop blocking some punches.
Gellar misses with some punches.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Gellar tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Gellar tries to land a leg kick but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop saw it coming and moves away.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands a jab to the head.
Gellar misses with a leg kick.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop avoids the head kick by Gellar.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a low kick.
A quick step to the side and Gellar tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Gellar moves away.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Gellar goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop slips under a jab from Gellar.
A low kick from Gellar is predictable there
and Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Gellar lands with a slapping head kick.
Gellar walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Gellar throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Gellar misses with a straight right.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop moves into the clinch.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Gellar scores with a nice hook to the head.
Gellar blocks a body shot from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Gellar swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop takes a shot to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gellar misses with some punches.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Gellar struggles to land a body shot inside as Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop controls his hands.
Gellar is leaning against Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Gellar.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop pushes Gellar back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Gellar softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a hook to the ribs.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop can't break the clinch.
Gellar lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with some punches.
A short uppercut from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Gellar.
Gellar throws a head punch that misses.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop has a couple of punches blocked by Gellar.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Gellar lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
A head punch on the inside from Gellar fails to land.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a head punch that misses.
Gellar misses with a hook from the clinch.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop scores with an uppercut up the middle.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gellar working aggressively here.
Gellar misses with a hook to the ribs.
Gellar tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A short left from Gellar.
A hook to the body from Gellar.
Gellar lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop or not.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is breathing heavily.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Gellar misses with a hook from the clinch.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is looking to break free of the clinch but Gellar has double underhooks.
Gellar goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a shot to the kidneys.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Gellar lands an uppercut.
Gellar misses with a short punch on the inside.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Gellar tries to work over Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop prevents a body shot from Gellar.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a hook from the clinch.
Gellar lands with a left to the head.
Gellar lands a body punch in the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Uri Gellar dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Gellar misses with a double jab
and Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop cracks Gellar with a good jab.
Gellar walks into a left hand.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop connects with an inside leg kick.
Gellar misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Gellar throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
A big left from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses.
Gellar checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop blocks a head kick by Gellar.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A cross from Gellar lands.
Gellar lands with a hook. Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Gellar throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop counters with a lovely shot to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gellar looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Gellar lands a jab to the head.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop avoids the head kick by Gellar.
Gellar tries to clinch but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is having none of it.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Gellar fails with an attempt to clinch.
Gellar tries to land a front kick but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop fails to land with a series of punches.
Gellar dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop. That did some damage!
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Gellar will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Gellar dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop. That did some damage!
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fight stays on the outside here - Gellar looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Gellar dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a low kick.
Gellar tries to close the distance and clinch but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Gellar sizes up Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Gellar's elbow.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop breaks from the clinch.
Gellar moves into the clinch successfully.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gellar lands a right hand that snaps the head of Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop backwards.
Gellar throws a head punch that misses.
A right handed body shot lands from Gellar.
A nice left hand lands by Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop can't find room to land a body shot as Gellar controls the action.
Gellar swings wildly with an uppercut but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop uses good head movement to avoid it.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Gellar.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Gellar swings wildly with an uppercut but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop uses good head movement to avoid it.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Gellar working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop wants to break the clinch but can't.
Gellar blocks an uppercut.
Gellar struggles to land a body shot inside as Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop controls his hands.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop swings wildly with an uppercut but Gellar uses good head movement to avoid it.
Gellar lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Uri Gellar is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Still in the clinch, Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop scores with a nice short uppercut.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a hook from the clinch.
Gellar lands a right hand that snaps the head of Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A head punch on the inside from Gellar fails to land.
A head punch on the inside from Gellar fails to land.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop can't break the clinch.
Gellar blocking some punches.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tries to work over Gellar's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop working aggressively here.
Gellar pushes Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Gellar lands a right hand that snaps the head of Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop backwards.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a punch on the inside.
Gellar tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Gellar tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Gellar blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Gellar working aggressively here.
And that's the end of the fight!
Uri Gellar showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Gellar, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:28
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:28
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Uri Gellar!
An out of breath Uri Gellar thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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hype
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